We're as intrigued by "The Hockey Theme" saga as any Canadian sports fan—but with the story becoming increasingly surreal (not to mention trivial), we've decided it's time to focus our attention elsewhere. Like Switzerland and Austria, for instance, where Euro 2008 kicked off last weekend. We're big soccer fans (or "football supporters," if you'd like), and so naturally we're well-chuffed about the tournament. However, we're also of the opinion that those of us who are......