A CP24 anchor introduced a weather report this morning by saying "They're calling it 'snow-mageddon,'" before gleefully launching into the standard predictions of panic and mayhem that accompany virtually every cloud blowing within 100 km of Toronto. At the time, we thought, "Who's 'they'? Don't you mean 'you'"?
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TTC union reps walked away from the bargaining table yesterday, meaning you could be walking to work as early as next Tuesday. Much like everyone else on the planet, the union is looking for more money and better benefits, but unlike everybody else on the planet, they can force the city into shutdown if they don't get it. As Clint Eastwood famously said in Unforgiven, "Deserves got nothin' to do with it."
Extreme cold alert! Be forewarned that this extreme cold is not extreme in the sense of "it is totally radical like Doritos and Mountain Dew," but rather extreme in the sense of "it can kill you if you stay out in it too long." Environment Canada will discuss the prospects of the extreme cold's effect on totally shredding slopes with your snowboard later today.
Former Pakistani PM Benazir Bhutto was assassinated yesterday in a bloody suicide attack that killled at least 20 other other people. Anyone thinking that this news isn't sufficiently Toronto-centric should hope that the destabilization of this nuclear-armed extremist-incubator state doesn't have much direct impact on Toronto, because if it does it's likely to be in ways that are not at all fun.
According to Environment Canada, this winter will be the coldest in fifteen years. That news should send us all running for the comforts of indoors, but once again Harbourfront Centre provides the perfect reason to play outside. DJ Skating Nights return for a third year, providing those who brave the cold to skate under the glittering skyline with a soundtrack from local DJs. The five Friday nights of the series will feature five different...
Environment Canada reports that this has been the driest summer in fifty years for Toronto, with the city only receiving around half of its usual rainfall. Short-term predictions suggest that fall will be equally dry, with the the long-range forecast calling for global warming followed by drought, famine, plague and societal collapse. Sounds like great picnic weather!
Dog Poop Crisis Rocks City, Goodbye Zero Tolerance, Toronto FC Boasts Delicious Treats, A Loney Ceeb
City council says up to 2,500 tonnes of dog poop are deposited in park trash bins every year. This is problematic since our garbage dumps in Michigan refuse to take it. So where should we put our growing heap of canine feces? Councillor Pam McConnell (Ward 28, Toronto Centre-Rosedale) thinks the city should provide green bins in parks, while Councillor Paula Fletcher (Ward 30, Toronto-Danforth) doesn't think it's a big deal for dog owners to carry the waste home and flush/compost it. What are your thoughts on this crap?
Tomorrow kick-starts the Canadian Wildlife Federation’s annual National Wildlife Week. Proclaimed in 1947, the festival is about reminding us humans that we must maintain a sustainable ecosystem to preserve what little wildlife we have left. This year’s theme is Canada’s North.
In the not-so-far-off future, we’ll be able to dial 511 to get told that it’s hot outside and that the Gardiner Expressway is backed up. The CRTC has assigned 511 as the new telephone number for weather and traveller information services. The 24-hour, cross-Canada phone service should be in full operation in 2007:
Despite criticism from the media, many councillors and Rick Ducharme's public admission that his actions as TTC chair made him quit, Howard Moscoe made it clear he won't be stepping down from the Chair. That is until he talked to his wife. Gloria Moscoe, his wife of 46-years, would like him to spend more time with his family which means Moscoe might step out of the TTC Chair's role but not until after the November election. Many say that's not soon enough.
The TPSC's Guerrilla Gardening posse will be doing their first planting of the year tomorrow afternoon. They'll be meeting at the N.E. Corner of Queen and Parliament at 2:00. Guerrilla Gardening, for those of you who don't know, is an urban intervention where you spruce up neglected parts of the city with flowers, plants and other green things.
Lest you somehow forget it’s Earth Day (Earth Week, Earth Year, whatever) and Mayor Miller gives you a hall pass on the 20-Minute Toronto Makeover, you still have some spring cleaning to do. And so, the good environmentally-friendly folks at ECOgent have developed a residential version of their industrial cleaning product, which contains 100% natural ingredients and is free of phosphates, dyes, perfumes and pesticides. It's so safe, you can practically drink it - though Torontoist doesn’t recommend this (try an Earth-tini instead). For about thirty bucks, the new Household Cleaning Kit, certified by Environment Canada’s Environmental Choice Program, can be picked up at retailers around the city, or ordered online here. Best of all, the product's standard-issue packaging doesn't pander to yuppie aesthetics and middle-class eco-guilt with soft-focus flowers or clip-art waterfalls. In fact, the bottle isn’t even remotely stylish. It’s even quite possibly ugly. But it works.

