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A 12-year old girl who has been missing for two days has been found after an exhaustive search in the city's east end. She had run away after a fight with her parents.

We were excited when we received the flyer from Deputy Mayor Pants informing us that he'd be singling out our unimposing block of Christie Pits for an evening security walk. What did we do to deserve this honour, TOist wondered? Sadly, we arrived at last night's walk to learn that our walk would be short Pants. Instead his assistant Rebecca joined three 14 division Officers as we strolled the streets voicing complaints. If the walk was meant to allay fears and worries it did a bit of the opposite - A crack house on our street? pitbulls running wild? thieving? rampant drug dealing? defecation in the shrubbery? gangs? How had we missed it all? How had we never noticed a thing?

Number of people shouting 'Do It' at the Leafs, as the Sens beat the Leafs on Wednesday, at the Monarch Pub: 36

gotten in over his head, despite assurances that he has "done nothing wrong." Maybe the real question is what the MLS-mess will do to Mayor and Deputy Mayor relations? We had already planned the post-political careers of the Mayor and his deputy. But with scandal washing over one half of this dynamic duo it may take a while for us to coax them into being the next Lemmon and Matthau.

Hooray for the Plant Plenipotentiary! Let's hope he restores our urban canopy to its fern gully glory.