Hey Val Kilmer, you John Holmes mutherf---er. Hey Iceman, you're not so hot anymore, are you? First, you were a second-rate Dark Knight. Then you were reduced to playing Willem DeKooning in a Jackson Pollack biopic. And now, now you're playing Colin Farrell's father! To add insult to injury, it looks like they wanted Chandler for the part. What would Jim Morrison say about you now? Riders on the storm Riders on the storm Into......