Results tagged “crocs”

Go ahead. Add "post-almost-bike crash traumatic disorder" to the list of things for which we are suing the manufacturers of Crocs (you know, the molded rubber-substitute monstrosities reluctantly categorized as "shoes"). That's after, of course, "severe aesthetic distress," "acute depression in regards to the future, as in, what could possibly be the next craze? Styrofoam sneaker-pumps?" and "recurring nightmares caused by the sight of a pylon-orange, perforated pair on the feet of the hitherto respected Julian Schnabel."