Entries from Torontoist tagged with 'conservatives>'
June 3, 2008
Former Toronto and Ontario Officer of Medical Health Dr. Sheela Basrur died yesterday of a rare form of cancer. Basrur was a calm and reassuring voice to a nervous city during the SARS crisis of 2003, and spearheaded numerous health initiatives during her career in public service. She'll be missed. GM will today announce the permanent closure of its truck plant in Oshawa, sending a thousand workers to the unemployment line while executives execute......
Continue Reading "RIP Dr. Basrur, GM Workers Suffer For Peak Oil, Tories Put On Digital Jackboots"April 21, 2008
No TTC strike! Now we can all rest easy, content that we will continue to have access to the same below-par underfunded service we all know and love. (More details here.) Elections Canada has accused the Tories of violating federal elections law. The Conservative Party apparently overspent by over one million dollars during the last election and intentionally filed misleading statements in its returns. The Conservative party responded by pointing out that a million......
Continue Reading "TTC Strike Avoided, Conservative Election Fraud Scandal, and Hooray For The Toronto FC Not Sucking"February 22, 2008
The highly-respected British science journal Nature has called the Harper government's record on science and the environment "dismal." The PM was unavailable for comment yesterday, as he was in an emergency cabinet meeting called after Wednesday night's lunar eclipse to determine why the moon had disappeared. An independent panel of experts has come up with a number of recommendations to put Toronto on firmer fiscal ground, including tolls on highways, higher residential property taxes,......
Continue Reading "Nature Hates Tories, Panel Loves Taxes, Turkey Bombs Iraq"January 10, 2008
Sections of downtown core shut down for fear of falling debris. David Miller responds by initiating the "Less Wind Now" campaign, encouraging Ottawa to build "a giant wall" around Toronto to serve as a windbreak. Forty year mortages have arrived. Suggested advertising slogan: "Now you can be in your seventies and still not have paid down your house! Federal poll shows Tories back on top by seven points. Apparently, the secret for the Tories'......
Continue Reading "It Is Windy! It Is Slowing Down Economically! It Is A Bad Day To Be A Maple Leaf!"