Alanis Morissette has done the impossible and turned the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps" into a legitimately good song. Sure, we may be the last people in the universe to write about this (the video was uploaded just yesterday, and it's already been featured everywhere from Perez to Pitchfork), but we can't get over how much better her rendition is. It's still not the greatest song in the universe, but Morissette does an admirable job......

In a bizarre and tragic scene yesterday, former Toronto Blue Jay (and current New York Yankee) pitcher Cory Lidle perished after flying his plane into an apartment building in New York. The United States heads to the United Nations hoping for a UN resolution that will impose sanctions on North Korea. And North Korea threatens retaliation if Japan goes ahead and imposes sanctions in response to last weekend’s nuclear test. And George W. Bush denies......

Torontoist was at his local coffee shop when a couple of local hipsters walked in carrying that childhood classic Hungry Hungry Hippos. What followed was worthy of an Alanis Morissette lyric. Hipster 1: Guys I need a fourth to play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Hipster 2: [sets up hippos] Where are the marbles? Hipster 1: You lost all the marbles? Hipster 2: But we just bought this game.......