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		<title>Toronto Urban Legends: Is Tim Hortons Spiking the Brew?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edward Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there any truth to persistent rumours about Tim Hortons adding nicotine to its coffee?<p class="rss_dek"><img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Torontoist_27022013_0011-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Photo by Jason Michael, from the Torontoist Flickr Pool." /><p class="rss_dek">The truth behind the tales people tell about Toronto. Ever find yourself breaking out in a cold sweat, developing a splitting headache, and tearing a strip off a complete stranger all while craving a cigarette Tim Hortons’ double-double? If the persistent urban legend is true, these fits may be the result of a sinister ploy [...]</p></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[Is there any truth to persistent rumours about Tim Hortons adding nicotine to its coffee?<p class="rss_dek"><p><em>The truth behind <a href="http://torontoist.com/tag/toronto-urban-legends/">the tales people tell</a> about Toronto.</em></p>
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<p>Ever find yourself breaking out in a cold sweat, developing a splitting headache, and tearing a strip off a complete stranger all while craving a <del datetime="2013-02-17T14:51:17+00:00">cigarette</del> Tim Hortons’ double-double? If the persistent urban legend is true, these fits may be the result of a sinister ploy by the coffee company to ensure that customers return, by adding nicotine to the coffee.</p>
<p>Bean struggling (get it?) to kick the coffee habit? Tim Hortons isn’t to blame. There’s not an ounce of truth, or nicotine, to the legend.</p>
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<p>The yarn goes something like this: While visiting family in Toronto for the first time, an American tourist makes frequent trips to the nation’s most recognized coffee house, becoming inexplicably enamoured of Canada’s famous brew. In a tamer version of the legend, the sorry sod returns stateside green around the gills. A visit to the doctor reveals nicotine coursing through his veins. Since the tourist is a nonsmoker, his doctor is baffled. Further tests reveal that a copious amount of nicotine-laden coffee ingested during his romp north is the source of the health scare.</p>
<p>In a more sinister version, the American meets his demise in a Tim Hortons. Deathly allergic to nicotine, a single sip brings on cardiac arrest. Another version has a teenage girl’s heart bursting the instant her extra-large combines with the effects of a nicotine patch. </p>
<p>Tim Hortons is aware of the legend. They address it directly, <a href="http://www.timhortons.com/ca/en/about/faq.html">here</a>. Michelle Robichaud, public relations manager for Tim’s, told <em>Torontoist</em> unequivocally, “There is in fact nothing added to our coffee. We believe that our guests are addicted to consistency.”</p>
<p>Supplementing coffee with nicotine would not only be illegal, it would be extremely unhealthy.   </p>
<p>Nicotine is derived from members of the nightshade family of plants. Scientifically known as Solanaceae, these include tobacco, of course, but also some edible plants, like potatoes and bell peppers, both of which have been found to contain vanishingly small amounts of nicotine.</p>
<p>In its purest form, nicotine is more potent than toxins like strychnine, cyanide, and arsenic. It can be used as an agricultural insecticide. </p>
<p>Yuck!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s clearly implausible that Tim Hortons would deliberately poison its customers. So how did the rumour get started? Finding the source of an urban legend is impossible. Tracing its propagation, however, is easier. Urban legends relating to nicotine have a history. In the &#8217;80s, there were tales about McDonald’s adding nicotine to hamburgers. In the &#8217;90s, Pokémon cards were rumoured to be laced with the substance. Today in the U.S., Starbucks coffee has its own nicotine legend.</p>
<p>Why Tim Hortons? Possible explanations include envy.</p>
<p>No one denies that caffeine, a naturally occurring stimulant found in coffee beans, is <a href="http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/press_releases/2004/09_29_04.html">addictive</a>, but it’s nowhere near as potent as nicotine. Even so, Tim Hortons has been wildly successful at selling caffeine. Founded by the late NHLer in 1964, the business has grown from a few Hamilton outlets into a force to be reckoned with. Nationwide, 80 per cent of all single servings of coffee purchased today are poured from a Tim Hortons’ carafe.</p>
<p>No doubt some would like to see Tim Hortons spend time in the penalty box, just &#8217;cause. </p>
<p>If it&#8217;s nicotine you crave, light up a cig. On second thought, butt out and get your jolt from a mug of joe.  Caffeine is less addictive, and it&#8217;s not nearly as unhealthy. You&#8217;ll have a nice, long life to spend contemplating urban legends.</p>
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		<title>Declassified: Bagel on the Hoo Hah</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelli Korducki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this edition of Declassified, we ruin Tim Hortons' breakfast forever.<p class="rss_dek"><img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/TORONTOIST_DECLASSIFIED_0427-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Torontoist_DeClassified" /><p class="rss_dek">Exploring the magic and madness of mailboxes, self-help, and undergarments, so that you don&#8217;t have to. A Good Reason Because condiments only do so much? Actual Training Bra Somewhere, Judy Blume is crying. POWER, CONFIDENCE and SOCIAL PERSONALITY Women secretly laugh at 2,819-word-long Craigslist posts. PSO &#8220;Candidate must be reliable.&#8221; But, like, don&#8217;t moan like [...]</p></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[In this edition of Declassified, we ruin Tim Hortons' breakfast forever.<p class="rss_dek"><p><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/TORONTOIST_DECLASSIFIED_0427-640x640.jpg" alt="" title="Torontoist_DeClassified" width="640" height="640" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-156710" /></p>
<p>Exploring the magic and madness of mailboxes, self-help, and undergarments, so that you don&#8217;t have to.<br />
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<p>Because condiments only do so much?</p>
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<p>Somewhere, <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2012/03/judy-blumes-magnificent-young-girls.html">Judy Blume</a> is crying. </p>
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<div align="center"><span class="subhead">POWER, CONFIDENCE and SOCIAL PERSONALITY</span></div>
<p><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120427declassconfidence.jpg" alt="" title="20120427declassconfidence" width="640" height="6235" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-156719" /></p>
<p>Women secretly laugh at 2,819-word-long Craigslist posts.</p>
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<p>&#8220;Candidate must be reliable.&#8221; But, like, don&#8217;t moan like Frankenstein too, ’kay?</p>
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<div align="center"><span class="subhead">Hot Box</span></div>
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<p>In which we are narrowly spared a crass double entendre about stuffing boxes. </p>
<p style="border-bottom: 1px dotted #cccccc; border-top: 1px dotted #cccccc; padding: 20px 0 20px 0;"><em>A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified</em> Torontoist <em>combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. <br/><br/>Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to <a href="declassified@torontoist.com">declassified@torontoist.com</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Duly Quoted: Doug Ford</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Campbell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<span class="duly_quoted">"We have more libraries per person than any other city in the world.  I’ve got more libraries in my area than I have Tim Hortons."</span>
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<em>—Councillor Doug Ford (<a href="http://torontoist.com/politics/ward2.php">Ward 2</a>, Etobicoke North), speaking on CFRB 1010 on July 14, as quoted in <a href="http://ourpubliclibrary.to/2011/07/19/reality-check/">a post</a> on the Our Public Library website. Along with the quote, Maureen O&#8217;Reilly shares some interesting data, namely that Etobicoke has 13 library branches and 39 Tim Hortons. &#8220;In fact, on a per capita basis, the people in Etobicoke have fewer libraries than Toronto as a whole,&#8221; she notes.</em></p>
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		<title>From Double Feature To Double-Double</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 15:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edward Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">The former Allenby Theatre at 1213 Danforth Avenue. Customers in line at the recently opened Tim Hortons located in the gutted interior of the former Allenby Theatre [PDF] would be hard-pressed to imagine that for a time, the site was the Toronto epicentre of a North American movie craze. This occurred back in the mid-1970s, [...]</p>]]></description>
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Customers in line at the recently opened Tim Hortons located in the gutted interior of the former Allenby Theatre [<a href="http://www.toronto.ca/legdocs/mmis/2008/te/bgrd/backgroundfile-9419.pdf">PDF</a>] would be hard-pressed to imagine that for a time, the site was the Toronto epicentre of a North American movie craze. This occurred back in the mid-1970s, when the Allenby was known as the Roxy, the <a href="http://www.timewarp.org.uk/1virgins.htm">fetishistically bizarre</a> Rocky Horror Picture Show was screening to capacity crowds in full costume, and Tim Hortons, with franchises numbering less than a hundred, was nothing more than a donut shop lightweight.  From a film fetish to  a coffee fetish, the recent Allenby Theatre–Tim Hortons transformation reflects the changing face of a community.</p>
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For the most part, all that remains of the original Allenby Theatre at 1213 Danforth Avenue are the interior and exterior lobbies and the building’s facade.  Everything, including most of the original marquee, the ticket booth, the seven-hundred-seat auditorium, the projectionist’s cubbyhole, and the entire second floor, which included an apartment, <a href="http://www.thelastpogo.net/tag/the-roxy-theatre-toronto/">has been razed</a>.<br />
Tim Hortons shares the site with an On The Run convenience store and Esso gas bar. Since 2006, the architectural firm <a href="http://www.era.on.ca/">ERA</a> has been overseeing the restoration and adaptive reuse of the structure. The work itself is being carried out by <a href="http://www.heritagerestorationinc.ca/">Heritage Restoration Inc.</a> This detailed undertaking has seen the re-establishment of a gas station to the west of the former theatre, as well as the demolition of the structure immediately east of the cinema.<br />
More than three-fourths of movie houses constructed in Canada between 1919 and 1950 were designed by the architectural firm <a href="http://silenttoronto.com/?tag=kaplan-sprachman">Kaplan and Sprachman</a>. Many neighbourhood theatres constructed during the Depression were completed in haste, with emphasis placed on the bottom line rather than quality workmanship. This included the Allenby, which opened in 1935, and which ERA staff discovered—upon giving the building a thorough once-over before commencing the refurbishing project—was poorly constructed.<br />
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Originally independently owned, in time, the Allenby became part of the Allied Group of theatres. Like most neighbourhood theatres, it was a gathering place for the community. In addition to screening second-run films, residents in the Greenwood-Danforth neighbourhood visited the theatre to view newsreels and serials. The Allenby also served as a centre for worship. Twice on Sundays, a bespectacled intellect sporting a bowtie named R.E. Metcalfe hosted a Sunday bible lecture series called Prophecy Speaks. Topics ranged from &#8220;Peace or Pieces—Will atomic destruction be the fate of civilization?&#8221; to &#8220;Will the Jews return to Palestine?&#8221;<br />
In 1970, Mike Andrikopoulos, <a href="http://torontoist.com/2010/10/whats_next_for_the_danforth_music_hall.php">current owner of the Danforth Music Hall</a>, purchased the Allenby. By this time, neighbourhood theatres had hit their zenith.  For a brief time, before renaming it the Roxy, the theatre was known as the Apollo, specializing in the screening of Greek films. Soon after, the Roxy became a repertory theatre, charging 99¢ admission.<br />
During the mid-70s, the Roxy gained a reputation for its technical accoutrements. Beginning in 1976 when Jon Lidolt was hired to run the Roxy, the theatre experienced a renaissance.  Realizing the Roxy’s potential, Lidolt undertook a complete redo of the building. Well versed in the technological advancements of the day, Lidolt convinced the owner to install a first-rate sound system. The theatre was one of the first cinemas in Canada to boast an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolby_Stereo">optical Dolby Stereo sound system</a>. In order to project films in their correct screen ratio, a forty-foot screen was installed.<br />
Though the theatre and sound system had been spruced up, it was what Lidolt’s projectionist put onto the screen that proved to have the most significant impact on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2385282355&#038;v=app_2373072738#!/group.php?gid=2385282355&#038;v=wall">cultural zeitgeist</a> of the time.<br />
Lidolt first conceived the idea of screening <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRsvudqLPE"><em>The Rocky Horror Picture Show</em></a>, unaware of its burgeoning cult status and its accompanying theatrics.<br />
Initially, Lidolt noted a handful of patrons attending the film arriving in costume. That was when Lidolt struck on a genius idea. He suggested staff dress up as characters from the film as well. At first, staff were reluctant. Soon, however, with patrons dancing in the aisles to the &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_7u3nhANa4">Time Warp</a>,&#8221; staff, now blending in with moviegoers, were able to keep an eye on the exuberant crowd.<br />
The Roxy was in the vanguard of the <em>Rocky Horror Picture Show</em> cult frenzy that swept the continent.<br />
The other culturally significant film screened at the Roxy during this time was Led Zeppelin’s 1976 release, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGWTEK814U0"><em>The Song Remains The Same</em></a>. On evenings of the Zeppelin screening, a different crowd entirely filled the auditorium.  No Dr. Frank-N-Furter <a href="http://www.rockyhorror.com/participation/proplist.php">corsets or rice, toast, and water guns</a> here. These evenings, things mellowed. When Jimmy Page played a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPfURcm_zf8#t=5m56s">blistering solo</a> during the Led Zeppelin anthem &#8220;Stairway To Heaven&#8221; on his red, double-necked Gibson electric guitar, the marijuana smoke wafting through the theatre was so dense patrons caught a buzz off fumes alone.<br />
Eventually, the <em>Rocky Horror Picture Show</em> craze (mostly) ended. The theatre’s best days were now firmly in the past. Andrikopoulos sold the Roxy in 1987. New owners made a failed attempt to convert the building into a reception and dance hall. Earlier this decade, <a href="http://www.uer.ca/forum_showthread_archive.asp?threadid=49625">the theatre was closed and boarded up permanently</a>.<br />
Likely, if the theatre’s façade had not been designated historically significant by the city and listed on the inventory of heritage properties in 1985, the entire structure would have been razed.<br />
According to Chris Huntley at Heritage Restoration Inc., the façade&#8217;s finishing touches  should be complete by November 15. In recognition of the building&#8217;s past, <a href="http://www.heritagetoronto.org/">Heritage Toronto</a> will install a <a href="http://torontoist.com/2010/08/plaques_for_heritage_heroes.php">plaque</a> on the property.<br />
<em>Photos by Harry Choi/Torontoist</em></p>
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		<title>Culture Club: Fear and Loathing in Tim Hortons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen Aagaard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Culture Club is Torontoist&#8217;s (brand new) Canadian pop culture column. We&#8217;ll be waxing philosophical about the trivial, the titillating, and the mundane on a bi-weekly basis. Illustration by Kyra Kendall/Torontoist. When James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces first hit bookstands, readers were led to believe that what Frey had written was “the truth.” And why [...]</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i><a href="http://www.torontoist.com/tags/cultureclub">Culture Club</a> is Torontoist&#8217;s (brand new) Canadian pop culture column. We&#8217;ll be waxing philosophical about the trivial, the titillating, and the mundane on a bi-weekly basis.</i><br />
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When <a href="http://bigjimindustries.com/">James Frey</a>’s <em><a href="http://www.james-frey.com/a-million-little-pieces/">A Million Little Pieces</a></em> first hit bookstands, readers were led to believe that what Frey had written was “the truth.”  And why should they think such a thing?  Because the book’s dust-jacket told them so.  Marketed as a memoir,<em> A Million Little Pieces </em>climbed to the top of the <em>New York Times</em>’s bestseller list, and Frey found his name, and his book, being bandied about in book clubs—<a href="http://www.oprah.com/oprahsbookclub/Complete-List-of-Oprahs-Book-Club-Books">including Oprah’s</a>—all over the continent.  But Frey’s credibility dissolved overnight; the <em><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/">Smoking Gun</a></em> had investigated the author’s narrative claims, and <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0104061jamesfrey1.html">found that portions of <em>A Million Little Pieces</em> had been fabricated</a>.  A tweak here, an embellishment there—and Frey was suddenly surrounded by a bunch of angry, angry readers (again, <a href="http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Oprahs-Questions-for-James">including Oprah</a>).<br />
Last week, the <em>Globe and Mail</em> informed us that <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/work/tim-hortons-ad-not-quite-based-on-a-true-story/article1487186/">Tim Hortons had kind of, sort of, pulled a James Frey</a> (our exaggerated words, not theirs).  Tim Hortons, via a seemingly innocuous one-liner—“Based on a true story”—told us that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzmHwF2G4Vk">the tear-jerking scene featured in one of their commercials</a> was “true.”  Or, rather, that it was based on truth.  As <em>Globe</em> reporter Dakshana Bascaramurty relayed, a spokesperson for Canada’s beloved “Timmys” said the commercial in question represented an “amalgamation of stories.”</p>
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Decades before Frey started “amalgamating” his stories, and long before we started believing that a doughnut shop was inextricably tied to our national identity, a handful of American journalists began toying with the boundaries of truth in their own narratives.  Tired of the stiff, lifeless prose of their predecessors, writers like Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Wolfe, and Joan Didion began experimenting with unorthodox storytelling techniques.  A favourite among these techniques was the use, or creation, of a “composite character.”  That is, an amalgamated character.  The rationale went something like this: if the general message you were trying to convey was, essentially, true, then maybe—just maybe—a few liberties could be taken with certain narrative details.  After all, truth is subjective—right?<br />
What happens to “truth” when you superimpose one story on top of another?  When you combine one individual’s personality traits with those of an entirely different human being?  In the case of <em>A Million Little Pieces</em>, the general consensus was that Frey had taken too many liberties; he had juxtaposed too many stretched truths to rightfully call his work “non-fiction.”  Norman Mailer, Truman Capote, Gay Talese, and, of course, Hunter S. Thompson and Tom Wolfe managed—successfully—to walk that grey line between factual reporting, and fictional storytelling.  Their stories, however finessed, were still deemed &#8220;true.&#8221;<br />
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So how have Timmys’ truths stood the test of the <em>Globe and Mail</em>’s online commenters?  “In this particular case, ‘based on a true story’ is an outright lie,” wrote “Raging Squirrel,” responding to Bascaramurty’s article.  “prof116,” though, was of a different opinion: “Much ado about nothing. I love Tim&#8217;s coffee and love this commercial too, even if it might be a bit sappy.” Another commenter, “Double D’s” asked: “Do we not have laws for false advertising in this country?”  Of the two-hundred-and-sixty-odd comments this article inspired, Double D’s’ question seemed the most sensible; the last time we checked, there were certain regulations in place that prevented advertisers—and their clients—from making false claims.<br />
Janet Feasby, vice president of Standards at <a href="http://www.adstandards.com/">Advertising Standards Canada</a>, wasn’t able to comment on the specifics of the Tim Hortons ad in question.  She was, however, able direct us to clause 1 of the <a href="http://www.adstandards.com/en/Standards/canCodeOfAdStandards.aspx">Canadian Code of Advertising Standards</a>.  Herein, under the sub-heading of “<a href="http://www.adstandards.com/en/Standards/canCodeOfAdStandards.aspx#accuracy">Accuracy and Clarity</a>,” we found the following statement:</p>
<blockquote><p>(a) Advertisements must not contain inaccurate or deceptive claims, statements, illustrations or representations, either direct or implied, with regard to a product or service. In assessing the truthfulness and accuracy of a message, the concern is not with the intent of the sender or precise legality of the presentation. Rather, the focus is on the message as received or perceived, i.e. the general impression conveyed by the advertisement.</p></blockquote>
<p>Of course, of course, of course; this clause’s scope is limited to “a product or service”—and neglects to mention “narrative” or “storyline.”  True, there is another clause for “<a href="http://www.adstandards.com/en/Standards/canCodeOfAdStandards.aspx#testimonials">Testimonials</a>,” but &#8220;testimonial&#8221; doesn’t really fit our ad’s description.  In other words, in the eyes of Ad Standards Canada (or, at the very least, according to their code of ethics), Tim Hortons hasn’t really done anything wrong: we, as consumers, have not been misled about Tim Hortons’ &#8220;products&#8221; or &#8220;services.&#8221;<br />
Clause or no clause, though: there&#8217;s no denying that Tim Hortons&#8217; liberal use of the line &#8220;Based on a true story&#8221; has caused a certain amount of discomfort with consumers.  So why include this one-liner in the first place?  Why not let the ad, or the ad&#8217;s story, speak for itself?  For the same reason Frey (or is that Frey&#8217;s publisher?) marketed <em>A Million Little Pieces</em> as a work of nonfiction: there is no word more powerful, more poignant, and perhaps more deceiving in the various worlds of storytelling, than &#8220;true.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Double-Double, Day of Trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kimahli Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Photo by smlgphotos from the Torontoist Flickr Pool. It must have been a hard day for David Morelli. The director of public relations for Tim Hortons certainly had his hands full yesterday as he was inundated with calls from activists and news organizations (including Torontoist) demanding to know where Tim Hortons stood on marriage equality. [...]</p>]]></description>
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It must have been a hard day for David Morelli.<br />
The director of public relations for Tim Hortons certainly had his hands full yesterday as he was inundated with calls from activists and news organizations (including Torontoist) demanding to know where Tim Hortons stood on marriage equality. Did the Canadian doughnut super-giant really align itself with the National Organization for Marriage to sponsor an anti–gay marriage event in Rhode Island?  Could the great purveyor of Timbits and French vanilla cappuccinos really be so resentful of Canadian same-sex marriage that they were joining the battle against equal marriage south of the border? Timmy, could it be true?</p>
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The uproar began after Paul Auger, a Rhode Island resident, <a href="http://www.xtra.ca/public/National/The_man_who_lit_the_fuse_against_Tim_Hortons-7254.aspx">noticed</a> Tim Hortons listed as a sponsor for the National Organization for Marriage&#8217;s <a href="http://www.nomri.org/atf/cf/{68e2d769-444e-4146-bb45-b419ecdc260a}/trifoldInside.jpg">Celebrate Marriage and Family Day</a>, scheduled for August 16.  The event, which is scheduled to take place under the backdrop of the majestic <a href="http://www.aldrichmansion.com/">Aldrich Mansion</a>, is touted as &#8220;a great opportunity to take a stand for marriage as it was created: between a man and a woman.  [Their] goal is to esteem marriage to its proper place in society and make a statement that Rhode Islanders believe strongly in this cherished institution.&#8221;<br />
Auger then tipped off Wesli Dymoke at the Providence Daily Dose, who <a href="http://providencedailydose.com/2009/08/09/how-about-a-nice-cup-of-wtf/">vented</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Yes, Tim Hortons. The Dunkin Donuts of Canada. You know, Canada—where same-sex marriage has been legal nationwide since 2005 (and since 2003 in Tim’s home, Ontario). What in the world are they doing sponsoring something like this? Their site says that they support &#8220;local initiatives that make a difference&#8221;—such as little leagues, Halloween safety, and the like. And that they sponsor community initiatives with a focus on &#8220;helping children and supporting fundraising events for non-profit organizations and registered charities.&#8221; But not “those representing religious groups [or] political affiliates,” such as, well, how would <em>you</em> characterize a group like NOM?</p></blockquote>
<p>The <a href="http://www.nationformarriage.org">National Organization for Marriage</a> was &#8220;founded in 2007 in response to the growing need for an organized opposition to same-sex marriage in state legislatures. NOM serves as a national resource for marriage-related initiatives at the state and local level.&#8221; The organization skyrocketed into the public consciousness after its defence of beauty queen Carrie Prejean—the former Miss California who was stripped of her crown after she infamously claimed she only believed in <strike>opposite</strike> heterosexual marriage.<br />
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<div class="image-none" style=" width:640px; "> <img alt="12Aug09_timhortons2.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_marcl/12Aug09_timhortons2.jpg" width="640" height="497" /> <br /> <i>Many were surprised that Tim Hortons would appear as a corporate sponsor for the anti–gay marriage event.</i></div>
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Calls to petition and boycott Tim Hortons quickly followed as the company scrambled to respond.  While the corporate website notes that &#8220;many Tim Hortons store owners are involved in their community and are proud to support a variety of programs and events on both a local and regional level,&#8221; it is also true that &#8220;nearly 95% of Tim Hortons locations are owned and operated by independent business people, so the final decision to make a donation is at the discretion of the store owner.&#8221;<br />
Ultimately, by the afternoon, Tim Hortons rescinded its sponsorship agreement with a <a href="http://www.timhortons.com/us/en/about/2759.html">statement</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Recently, Tim Hortons was approached in Rhode Island to provide free coffee and products for a local event, as we do thousands of times a year across Canada and the United States.<br />
For 45 years, Tim Hortons and its storeowners have practiced a philosophy of giving back to the communities in which we operate. As a company, our primary focus is on helping children and supporting fundraising events for non-profit organizations and registered charities. For this reason, Tim Hortons has not sponsored those representing religious groups, political affiliates or lobby groups.<br />
It has come to our attention that the Rhode Island event organizer and purpose of the event fall outside of our sponsorship guidelines. As such, Tim Hortons can not provide support at the event.</p></blockquote>
<p>Done deal, right? Good for Tim Hortons for clearing things up. You have to wonder though, how did Tims get in this position in the first place?<br />
Christopher Plante, NOM&#8217;s executive director, seemed shocked at the interest in this story from Canada and told Torontoist that &#8220;an advisory board member dealt directly with the Tim Hortons branch in Rhode Island.&#8221;  He also made a point to mention how &#8220;the event is open to the public with no prerequisite or pre-screening&#8221; and that [they were] &#8220;<em>not</em> a religious organization.&#8221;<br />
Uh-huh. Something tells us that gays and lesbians still won’t be welcome.<br />
Most notable about this story was the warp speed at which the blogosphere <a href="http://gayrights.change.org/">organized, rallied, and responded to the news</a>.  Through electronic grassroots campaigning, they forced a major multi-national company to scramble to enact damage control on a controversial decision mostly likely made by a rogue franchisee.<br />
However, for Tims, it makes you wonder how successful their American expansion has been. While Tim Hortons recently received some good news with a <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/tim-hortons-quarterly-sales-rise/article1244214/">quarterly sales up-tick</a>, the expansion has not been <a href="http://torontoist.com/2009/07/cruller_intentions.php">without its bumps</a>. One wonders what the fallout will be for their Rhode Island chapters, which currently operate forty-six out of the more than five hundred Tim Hortons restaurants in the United States. Something tells us this is not the publicity they need.<br />
Ultimately, this is a victory for American LGBT bloggers and organizations who are fighting for their right to marry. It’s clear, after losing Proposition 8 this year, that they are eager and ready to mobilize.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Lostracco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Photo by Darren Tse from the Torontoist Flickr Pool. Canadians are an odd people when it comes to our cultural exports—we apologize to the world for Celine Dion, are ecstatic about the BlackBerry, and we&#8217;re defensive about Tim Hortons. So it&#8217;s with a sense of cautious pride that we watched Tim Hortons open nine of [...]</p>]]></description>
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Canadians are an odd people when it comes to our cultural exports—we apologize to the world for Celine Dion, are ecstatic about the BlackBerry, and we&#8217;re defensive about Tim Hortons. So it&#8217;s with a sense of cautious pride that we watched Tim Hortons open nine of twelve new locations in New York City yesterday, including three in a co-branding test with Cold Stone Creamery, because we Canadians know our Maple Dip.</p>
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Even though (in our opinion) the quality of Tim Hortons doughnuts has slipped since 2002, when the company began mass-producing the doughnuts in a Brantford plant rather than on-site in each restaurant, the chain has become enshrined in Canadian iconography, boasting almost three thousand stores in Canada and becoming the country&#8217;s largest food service operator.  Much of the Tim Hortons success story can even be attributed to one of the most brilliant marketing campaigns in history: the thirteen-year-long &#8220;Roll Up The Rim To Win&#8221; promotion.<br />
Though already operating about five hundred stores in eleven American states, Manhattan has always been the stronghold of another number-one baked goods chain: Dunkin&#8217; Donuts.  With relations fouling in recent years between the Riese Organization investment group and Dunkin&#8217; Brands Inc., Tim Hortons found itself inking a deal with Riese to replace ten Dunkin&#8217; Donuts franchises in Manhattan and two in Brooklyn, including in high-profile locations in Times Square, Penn Station, and right beside the New York Stock Exchange.<br />
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And New York City is a tough market for <em>olykoeks</em>: following a high-profile national overexpansion and stiff competition from Dunkin&#8217; Donuts, many Krispy Kreme Manhattan franchises were terminated (in Canada, only eighteen of thirty-two stores were opened, and only five of those still exist).<br />
The move follows <a href="http://v1.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090629.wtimhortons0629/BNStory/Business">steps taken</a> by Tim Hortons last month to reorganize itself as a Canadian company again (primarily for tax reasons).  Established on a <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&#038;source=s_q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=65+Ottawa+St+N,+Hamilton,+On&#038;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#038;sspn=64.409204,82.792969&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;ll=43.24439,-79.819021&#038;spn=0.029542,0.040426&#038;t=h&#038;z=15&#038;iwloc=A">Hamilton street corner</a> in 1964 by the former Toronto Maple Leaf, who would die in a car crash ten years later, the eponymous company was merged with Wendy&#8217;s International in 1995.  It received an apostrophectomy around the same time to accommodate Quebec language laws and was spun off entirely to shareholders by 2006, remaining registered in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaware_corporation">corporate haven Delaware</a>.<br />
The pilot project with <a href="http://www.coldstonecreamery.com/">Cold Stone Creamery</a>—whose schtick is to fold ice cream concoctions together on a frozen slab in front of customers—will also allow new marketing opportunities, such as &#8220;muffin bowls,&#8221; where the top of the muffin is removed and turned upside down to hold the ice cream.<br />
According to news reports, initial interest in the Timvasion was strong, with the <em>New York Daily News</em> <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/07/09/2009-07-09_dunkin_donuts_loses_out_to_canadian_invaders_tim_hortons_in_war_of_donuts_at_pen.html">calling it</a> &#8220;the caloric colossus from Canada&#8221; and NBC&#8217;s <em>Today</em> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MoHVa59_xM">ominously announcing</a> that the chain is &#8220;looking to caffeinate the word.&#8221;  However, with Americans used to the bitter coffee of Starbucks and the familiar pink-and-orange of the Dunkin&#8217; Donuts brand, reactions from the customers were mixed.<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m a cop,&#8221; said one man to the <em>Daily News</em>. &#8220;Take away Dunkin&#8217; Donuts and what&#8217;s my stereotype going to be?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;They better not do this in Queens or Long Island,&#8221; <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/14/nyregion/14doughnut.html">threatened</a> a territorial Manhattanite to the <em>New York Times</em>.<br />
Still, in an informal <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/07/14/2009-07-14_tim_hortons_tops_dunkin_donuts_in_its_first_day_at_penn_station.html"><em>Daily News</em> taste test</a>, Tim Hortons fared better than Dunkin&#8217; Donuts with customers by a better-than 6–5 margin.  A <a href="http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/13/faceoff-with-canada-but-not-on-ice/"><em>New York Times</em> comparison</a> concluded that both products were virtually indistinguishable, lamenting how &#8220;mass-produced doughnuts are achieving total global mediocrity.&#8221;<br />
Our pals at Gothamist were <a href="http://gothamist.com/2009/07/13/tim_hortons_timbits_are_here.php">much more complimentary</a>, and one reader said he was &#8220;in heaven&#8221; with his six-dollar lunch, but complained that he &#8220;stood in line as an annoying Canadian stockbroker waxed rhapsodic about how the stock is a buy.&#8221;<br />
The Riese Organization—which also operates KFC, Pizza Hut, and T.G.I. Friday&#8217;s franchises in New York—says that the product in these stores will be baked on-site instead of at a central commissary, so that should be a plus toward the brand&#8217;s &#8220;Always Fresh&#8221; promise.  It&#8217;s too early to tell if the restaurants will provide a different enough experience to attract and maintain New York City customers, but in the meantime, we predict the shops will be a perfect place to interact with other Canadian tourists looking for a taste of home.</p>
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		<dc:creator>Hamutal Dotan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo by &#8211;richelle&#8211; from the Torontoist Flickr Pool. Trash is a surprisingly sexy subject. From the aesthetics of refuse bins to the contents of our recycling boxes, Torontonians take their garbage policy seriously. Yesterday’s standing-room only meeting of the Public Works Committee was primarily devoted to the subject of trash, specifically to some new proposals [...]]]></description>
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Trash is a surprisingly sexy subject. From the <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/10/trashy.php">aesthetics of refuse bins</a> to the <a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/03/glass_makes_mon.php">contents of our recycling boxes</a>, Torontonians take their garbage policy seriously. Yesterday’s standing-room only meeting of the Public Works Committee was primarily devoted to the subject of trash, specifically to some new proposals for reducing our garbage and litter production. The committee met for an epic ten hours and heard from more than thirty deputants, impassioned speeches were made, and children spoke touchingly about their future and the need for change. The upshot of all this deliberation: your <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/01/a_national_cata_1.php">Timmy’s</a> cup will be around for a while longer, but plastic water bottles and grocery bags are facing new limits. The committee voted to recommend a ban on selling bottled water on city property, and to require retailers to give you a ten cent discount for every plastic bag you save. Rejected, and going back for further review, were proposals to ban coffee cups that aren’t compatible with the city’s current recycling system and to impose a mandatory twenty cent discount for those who bring their own reusable coffee cup rather than taking a paper one.<br />
Complete details after the jump&#8230;</p>
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Yesterday’s debate focused on proposals for dealing with three specific materials: hot beverage cups (we throw out more than one million per day), plastic grocery bags, and bottled water bottles on city property. The problem with the first is that the cups aren’t currently accepted by the city’s recycling facilities and go into landfill; the problem with the bags and bottles is simply that we’ve got too many of them. The proposals were produced after a year-long consultation in which manufacturers, retailers, and city staffers tried to come to agreement on strategies for dealing with these problems. According to several city councillors who were involved in the consultations, the business and industry representatives just didn’t want to play ball and resisted attempts at implementing serious trash reduction measures; the councillors eventually concluded that the city would have to impose some mandatory policies in order to make significant headway.<br />
<img alt="2008_11_13waterbottles.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/Hamutal Dotan/2008_11_13waterbottles.jpg" width="400" height="613" class="right"/>Why can’t we just toss our coffee cups into the blue bin? They are made, after all, of polycoated paper, a material that is recycled in many other jurisdictions. The plastic lids are likewise recyclable. The answer, in a nutshell, is that the lids are made of plastic and would need to go into a different recycling stream than the cups (which would get sent along with other paper products to a pulp mill); currently, the city’s recycling facilities cannot separate the lids from the cups cheaply or efficiently, and thus the cup-plus-lid combo cannot be recycled in the city’s existing system. An upgrade of the facilities to deal with these materials would be costly: $3 million in optical scanning equipment, and $1 million in annual operating costs.<br />
Why not just make paper lids instead of plastic ones? Industry representatives swore up and down that this was technologically impossible, that it had been tried and failed, and that plastic lids were the only way to prevent spillage and burning. (This was met with some incredulity.) An education campaign, teaching us to pull the lids off our cups before we send them to the blue bins, making sorting easy for recycling facilities, was also ruled out. As Adam Giambrone explained, we aren’t very good at trash sorting. A quick glance at a randomly-chosen TTC bin will reveal that the “garbage” it contains consists largely of materials, like newspapers and aluminium cans, that are not only recyclable but that have been advertised as recyclable for ages. If we can’t manage to get that right (he said that the waste stream from TTC bins is highly contaminated and often poses serious problems at recycling facilities), adding to the rules we need to learn before we can sort our own trash will hardly solve the problem.<br />
At the heart of the meeting, lurking behind all the minutia about different grades of plastic and the cost of a coffee cup sleeve, was a fundamental ideological dispute about the respective roles and responsibilities of industry and government. Industry’s position is that dealing with trash is not primarily their responsibility, that they pay for 50% of the recycling program and that measures to reduce the amount of waste they produce are onerous and overstep their responsibilities. The legality of the city’s proposals was questioned several times, described as undue interference in business practices. Recycling is their preferred method of dealing with garbage. Many city councillors, on the other hand, said industry has no right to dictate to the city how it deals with trash, and no right to expect the city and its taxed citizens to pay for the disposal of its products. As Gord Perks pointed out, the city is not required to collect trash at all—it’s simply not a legal responsibility. It does so because anything else is unworkable, but the aim is to provide a means for dealing with waste individual citizens cannot properly manage, not to provide a subsidy to business. Part of the cost of a product is—or should be—the cost of its disposal, and offloading that responsibility onto governments and taxpayers is overstepping in the other direction. Reduction and reuse are far more important than recycling, according to this view, for they reduce the environmental burden we collectively need to bear in the first place.<br />
And now, in lieu of further <a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/10/torontoist_named_best_website_and_best_blog_by_now.php">wonkish discussion</a> (we haven’t even broached the take-out food container controversies, which are actually far more compelling than that description would lead you to believe), Torontoist gives you water cooler talking points in easy-to-digest, <a href="http://harpers.org/">Harper&#8217;s</a>-style bullet points:<br />
<strong>290</strong>: approximate amount, in millions of dollars, that the city spends in a year on garbage disposal, not including the green bin program (City of Toronto)<br />
<strong>10</strong>: amount, in millions of dollars, that the province contributes to cover recycling costs (City of Toronto)<br />
<strong>60</strong>: current cost, in dollars, for the city to recycle one tonne of material (City of Toronto)<br />
<strong>400-1000</strong>: estimated cost, in dollars, for the city to recycle one tonne of material if the disputed coffee cups and lids were mixed in (City of Toronto)<br />
<strong>.00031</strong>: percentage of Toronto’s waste consisting of plastic water bottles sold on city property (Refreshments Canada)<br />
<strong>0</strong>: percentage of the plastic used in water bottles that has come from recycled sources (Refreshments Canada)<br />
<strong>1</strong>: cost, in cents, that bottlers such as Coke and Pepsi pay for 3,000L of municipal water, which they then filter and sell in bottles under various brand names (Polaris Institute)<br />
<strong>68</strong>: percentage of plastic grocery bags Torontonians reuse (Canadian Plastics Industry Association)<br />
<strong>1-3</strong>: percentage of plastic grocery bags recycled in Canada (York School 6th grade class)<br />
<strong>4</strong>: average number of plastic bags used per person per week in Ontario (Environment Ministry)<br />
<strong>13-27</strong>: cost, in cents, to retailer of a single-use coffee cup, including lid and insulating sleeve (City of Toronto)<br />
<em>Bottom photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/avirtualunknown/2818359001/">a virtual unknown</a> from the <a href="http://flickr.com/groups/torontoist">Torontoist Flickr Pool</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Double-Double Vision</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">The current issue of NOW may be focusing on coffee in general and where to get the best cup, but this is an informal grassroots study of Tim Hortons, which put &#8220;double-double&#8221; into the language (&#8220;A Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee—two teaspoons of sugar and two creams. Preferably used in [...]</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="20081021timhortons.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/20081021timhortons.jpg" width="440" height="536" class="right" />The current issue of <em>NOW</em> <a href="http://www.nowtoronto.com/food/story.cfm?content=165427">may be focusing on coffee</a> in general and where to get the best cup, but this is an informal grassroots study of Tim Hortons, which put &#8220;double-double&#8221; into the language (&#8220;A Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee—two teaspoons of sugar and two creams. Preferably used in any Tim Hortons location,&#8221; says <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Double-Double">Urban Dictionary</a>).<br />
If you want to play a cruel joke in a Mcfast-food joint, address the counterhand by the name on his or her badge and ask confidently for &#8220;the usual.&#8221; Chances are you&#8217;ll get a deer-in-the-headlights stare followed by a panicky: &#8220;Huh?&#8221; Do the same thing in a Tim Hortons (we&#8217;ve tried this in about half a dozen around the city) and there&#8217;s more likely to be the briefest pause and then: &#8220;Medium double-double?&#8221;<br />
We&#8217;ve noticed more and more people lately ordering a &#8220;triple-triple.&#8221; In posher establishments, this would be classed as a latte, and you&#8217;d pay accordingly. Either way, if you’re in a car, rather than joining the drive-through line and spewing pollutants into the atmosphere as you idle, it’s usually quicker to park and buy your coffee-to-go at the counter. Less chance, too, of your muffin order getting mixed up with the guy behind’s cruller.<br />
Meanwhile, from the other side of the border, a <a href="http://thestar.blogs.com/budgetwheels/2008/10/19990-km----hea.html"><em>Toronto Star</em> blogger</a> reports that not only are there several Timmies in and around Detroit, but their medium cup is the same size as our large. Canadian consumers get screwed once again.<br />
<em>Photo by Bill Taylor/Torontoist</em></p>
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		<title>Blight Me!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Three months or so after the Toronto Star predicted that it might save the “blighted” intersection of Bathurst and Queen, Starbucks is finally open on the northeast corner, the former site of a doughnut store/hangout for what outsiders regarded as degenerates, dope fiends, and all-round ne’er-do-wells. Beauty, as always, is in the eye of the [...]</p>]]></description>
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Three months or so after the <em>Toronto Star</em> <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/Ideas/article/438987">predicted that it might save the “blighted” intersection of Bathurst and Queen</a>, Starbucks is finally open on the northeast corner, the former site of a doughnut store/hangout for what outsiders regarded as degenerates, dope fiends, and all-round ne’er-do-wells.<br />
Beauty, as always, is in the eye of the beholder. But after a couple of weeks customers seem thin on the ground, and the corner—which fond locals still regard as the true centre of Queen West—shows no sign of gentrification. The <em>Star</em> story called the intersection “a windswept tangle of streetcar wires and tracks, home to a Pizza Pizza, the Big Bop music venue—a hulking presence in peeling blue paint—and The Meeting Place, a drop-in centre for the homeless that attracts as many as 200 clients a day.” None of whom seem to be patronizing the new Starbucks. Queen and Bathurst is just as windswept as it always was; the streetcar wires and tracks are just as tangled. A new fence has gone up outside the Meeting Place, but people still hang out on the steps, socialize, and split a bottle if anybody has one. Panhandling is an official TMP no-no, so any that goes on is quite discreet.<br />
“Last year,” the story continued, “after a visitor from St. Catharines was stabbed to death near Bathurst and Queen&#8230;” In fact, the killing took place several blocks away outside Trinity Bellwoods Park near the intersection of Queen and Niagara streets, which just happens to play host to another Starbucks (the chain being very fond of corners). This could prompt the chicken/egg question: Which came first, Starbucks or the blight?<br />
The new coffee house at Bathurst looks grey and forbidding on the outside and, from casual observation over the course of a day, doesn’t seem to be attracting a huge number of people, unlike the Tim Hortons a couple hundred metres north on the corner of Bathurst and Dundas streets, which usually has a lineup at the counter.<br />
Back in 2001 a proposal to put a Timmy&#8217;s at Queen and Tecumseth, about the mid-point between the two current Starbucks, was shot down by neighbourhood protesters, led by businesspeople who were already seeing the upmarket potential of the block and didn&#8217;t want the double-double crowd cheapening the deal. As the march of progress heads relentlessly into the setting sun (any time now, Mimico realtors will be listing houses in “Queen West West West”), it may be time for a rethink and a freshly baked maple-glaze. Seattle-trained baristas need not apply.<br />
<em>Photo by Bill Taylor/Torontoist</em></p>
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		<title>Urban Planner: September 18, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Hatch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FESTIVAL: Ladyfest kicks off their highly anticipated music series tonight, as the week-long festival continues. Tonight, come out to the Boat for performances from electronic soul group Lal, alternative crooner Emma McKenna, and experimental pop band Miau Miau. Also starting today is &#8220;Ooh-La-La,&#8221; the female-identifying art exhibit at Beaver Hall Gallery (rescheduled from Sunday), which [...]]]></description>
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<strong>FESTIVAL:</strong> <a href="http://www.ladyfesttoronto.ca/index.php">Ladyfest</a> kicks off their highly anticipated music series tonight, as the week-long festival continues. Tonight, come out to the Boat for performances from electronic soul group <a href="http://www.myspace.com/lalforest">Lal</a>, alternative crooner <a href="http://www.myspace.com/emmamckenna">Emma McKenna</a>, and experimental pop band <a href="http://www.myspace.com/isabellenoel">Miau Miau</a>. Also starting today is &#8220;Ooh-La-La,&#8221; the female-identifying art exhibit at <a href="http://www.beaverhallcoop.blogspot.com/">Beaver Hall Gallery</a> (<a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/09/urban_planner_september_14_2008.php">rescheduled from Sunday</a>), which will run until September 27. The Boat (158 Augusta Avenue), 9 p.m., $5–$10.<br />
<strong>TRANSIT:</strong> This evening, join the <a href="http://www3.ttc.ca/">TTC</a> in association with Montreal&#8217;s <a href="http://www.amt.qc.ca/">AMT</a> to discuss the 2009–10 inception of the <a href="http://www.prestocard.ca/en/default.aspx">Presto card</a>, a declining balance transit system smartcard similar to those already implemented in London, Hong Kong, and—more recently—Montreal. Speaking on the experiences, successes, and lessons learned from the Montreal smartcard system will be AMT&#8217;s President and CEO Joël Gauthier, as well as Michel Veilleux, the AMT&#8217;s Director of Planning and Development, and Daniel Bergeron, the AMT&#8217;s Director of Modelization and Mobility data. TTC Chair <a href="http://www.adamgiambrone.ca/">Adam Giambrone</a> will be giving an introduction. City Hall (100 Queen Street West, in Committee Room 2), 6:30 p.m., FREE.<br />
<strong>VANDALISM:</strong> If you always wanted to deface the ROM but <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/11/streeter_1.php">don&#8217;t want to go overboard</a>, tonight&#8217;s your chance: as part of the <a href="http://www.themanifesto.ca/event-film_festival_hhk.html">Manifesto film festival</a> going down tonight at the museum, you can project laser graffiti on the north-east wall of the Crystal, thanks to the <a href="http://www.cfccreates.com/what_we_do/cfc_media_lab/index.php">Canadian Film Centre&#8217;s Media Lab</a>. According to the <a href="http://www.mediacastermagazine.com/issues/ISArticle.asp?btac=ta&#038;id=89581&#038;issue=09162008&#038;eid=2b1d3c2e-8f80-46c9-9636-66212496dc40&#038;stpc=CC">release</a> about the event, &#8220;audiences are invited to drop by and try their hand at tagging one of Canada&#8217;s most revered cultural institutions,&#8221; which would suggest the whole thing&#8217;s free—though admission to the <a href="http://www.themanifesto.ca/event-film_festival_hhk.html">film fest</a> is $10, so you may want to have few bills in your pocket just in case. No <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/11/thorarinn_ingi.php">fake bombs</a>, please. The ROM (100 Queen’s Park), 8–11 p.m., $10, or FREE.<br />
<strong>FREE STUFF:</strong> In celebration of National Save Your Money Day, a fake holiday dreamed up by the folks at <a href="http://www.ingdirect.ca/en/save-invest/savingsaccounts/index.html">ING Direct</a>, representatives from the company will spend today showing Torontonians how small changes in spending habits can add up to big savings in the long run. They&#8217;ve done this by deciding to give you a couple of freebies this morning. Between 8:30 and 9:30 a.m., free <a href="http://www3.ttc.ca/">TTC</a> tokens will be distributed at <a href="http://www3.ttc.ca/Subway/Station/Bay/station.jsp">Bay Station</a> (better hurry). At 10 a.m., coupons for free <a href="http://www.timhortons.com/">Tim Hortons</a> coffee will be handed out at the Yonge/College Tim Hortons (444 Yonge Street). At noon, a booth will be set up at 100 King Street West in order to refund ABM service charges. We can&#8217;t imagine there are going to be too many complaints about these giveaways, but&#8230;what? If you want to really save money, sign up for a <a href="http://www.banking.pcfinancial.ca/a/products/savingsAndInvestments.page?refId=sidenav">President&#8217;s Choice Financial savings account</a>, which provides a higher interest rate than the <a href="http://www.ingdirect.ca/en/save-invest/savingsaccounts/index.html">ING Direct accounts</a> being advertised in conjunction with today&#8217;s &#8220;freebies.&#8221;<br />
<strong>BICYCLES:</strong> There will be a discussion tonight at <a href="http://www.utoronto.ca/townhall/">Innis Town Hall</a>, which will examine public bike sharing programs and their future in Toronto. The event will start with a screening of <a href="http://www.streetfilms.org/">Streetfilms</a>&#8216; short, <em>Bike Share in Paris</em>, followed by three speeches. David Boyce of <a href="http://www.veoliatransportation.com/">Veolia Transportation</a> will be giving a lecture on the history of bike sharing systems, Herb van den Dool of the <a href="http://www.communitybicyclenetwork.org/">Community Bicycle Network</a> will speak on the history of bike sharing in Toronto, and Alain Ayotte of the <a href="http://www.publicbikesystem.com/index.php?page_id=1&#038;lang=en">Montreal Public Bike System</a> will be talking about the challenges of implementing a bike sharing program in Montreal. The event is presented by the <a href="http://www.torontocat.ca/main/">Toronto Coalition for Active Transportation</a> along with the <a href="http://www.cleanairpartnership.org/">Clean Air Partnership</a> and the <a href="http://www.communitybicyclenetwork.org/">Community Bicycle Network</a>. With all these lectures and talks lately, it&#8217;s amazing that cyclists are still finding time to bike. Innis Town Hall (2 Sussex Avenue), 7:30 p.m., FREE.<br />
<em>Photo of Lal by Matt Maskaant.</em></p>
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		<title>The Song Is Still The Same, Baby Abandoners Found, and Tim Hortons Does Something Stupid (Again)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Bird</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Rumours are flying about Led Zeppelin potentially playing the Rogers Centre this summer. (See Torontoist&#8217;s breaking post from last weekend here.) Let Torontoist give you a sneak preview: the tickets, targeted for an aging boomer base with money to burn, will be insanely expensive; the band will give a competent but unremarkable performance that will [...]</p>]]></description>
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Rumours are flying about <a href="http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/05/22/rogers-centre-left-dazed-and-confused-by-led-zeppelin-rumours.aspx">Led Zeppelin potentially playing the Rogers Centre this summer</a>. (See Torontoist&#8217;s <a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/05/led_zeppelin_toronto.php">breaking post from last weekend here</a>.) Let Torontoist give you a sneak preview: the tickets, targeted for an aging boomer base with money to burn, will be insanely expensive; the band will give a competent but unremarkable performance that will have every paper exclaiming in an enormous font &#8220;THEY&#8217;VE STILL GOT IT!&#8221; when in truth they only barely have anything resembling &#8220;it&#8221;; and somewhere, zombie John Bonham will shed a single tear.<br />
Hey, remember a few months ago when some shitheads abandoned a baby in a parking garage in the middle of winter? <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/429221">The cops say they&#8217;ve found the parents</a>. Sadly, the law will prohibit someone from forming a line for people to kick them in the junk.<br />
The Burmese government finally agreed <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2008/05/23/burma-cyclone.html">to let aid workers into the country</a> to assist survivors of last month&#8217;s cyclone. However, in order to get visas, aid workers will have to agree to join the Burmese army for a year. A spokesman for the Burmese government said &#8220;what? Isn&#8217;t that reasonable?&#8221;<br />
Tim Hortons is in the news <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/429178">for being stupid yet again</a>: this time, it&#8217;s because a customer bought a homeless person some food, and then an employee scolded the customer for being a decent human being. However, it turns out this is just a publicity stunt for their new &#8220;Asshole&#8221; flavoured donut. Timmies also announced they&#8217;ll be getting the baby-abandoning parents to serve as spokespersons.<br />
Finally, Lyle Overbay <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/story/2008/05/22/jays-angels-three.html">hit a home run</a> and the Blue Jays won a game, bringing them tantalizingly to one game below .500. This is what passes for good sports news in Toronto these days, you see.<br />
<em>Photo by <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/oldcurmudgeon/2210479561/">Still the Oldie</a> from the <a href="http://flickr.com/groups/torontoist/">Torontoist Flickr Pool</a>.</em></p>
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