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		<title>Televisualist: Upstairs in the House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2011xxxxdance-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="But dance for Nigel Lythgoe only one day per week, now." title="2011xxxxdance" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday House comes to a final conclusion. The title of its final episode? &#8220;Everybody Dies.&#8221; That&#8217;s House for you: positive to the very last drop! And the [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: Aiken To Be an Apprentice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012stern1-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Actually, if Stern did this on &quot;America&#039;s Got Talent&quot; we&#039;d appreciate him more." title="2012stern" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday America&#8217;s Got Talent is back, and they&#8217;ve made a change! This time around, Piers Morgan is gone and replacing him is none other than Howard Stern, [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2012/05/televisualist-aiken-to-be-an-apprentice/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=televisualist-aiken-to-be-an-apprentice</link>
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		<title>Televisualist: Week of Things Ending</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012fringe-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Brett had... issues... with this season of &quot;Fringe.&quot;" title="2012fringe" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday 2 Broke Girls concludes with an hour-long episode featuring Martha Stewart. What ethnicity is Martha Stewart again? Does she have one that&#8217;s amusing? Because they&#8217;ll have [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: A High-Functioning Sociopath</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2012sherlock-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="This week, Brett answers the eternal question: what if Sherlock Holmes teamed up with Jeff from previous Stephen Moffat show &quot;Coupling&quot;? And now, we know." title="2012sherlock" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday The Pitch had a sneak preview earlier this month, but this new reality show from AMC (motto: &#8220;Story Matters Here&#8221;) wherein advertising firms compete for a [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: [Insert Nationality Here] Gypsy Wedding</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2012dance-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Brett says that &quot;this is what all people secretly want to see&quot; when they watch dance shows. In other news: Brett is a horrible sadist and we will check his refrigerator to see if there are any human heads in there." title="2012dance" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday Television critics all across the internet have taken to &#8220;hatewatching&#8221; Smash, mostly because Smash is so often bad. Katherine McPhee is just not that good at [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: Twenty-Five Years of Fart Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2012julia-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Michael Richards flunked." title="2012julia" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday World&#8217;s Toughest Trucker does what it says on the tin: this is a competitive reality show about truckers trucking the routes that most truckers dare not [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: Say Yes to the Dress, Last Chance Mama&#8217;s Boys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2012beeek-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="This is just another excuse for us to say &quot;Van Der Beek&quot; as many times as possible." title="2012beeek" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday Ken Finkleman&#8217;s latest foray into television-series production is Good God. It&#8217;s also his latest return to the character of George Findlay, better known as &#8220;pretty much [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120403tvist-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="We originally considered The Sikhs Of St. John, but then decided on this, mostly because atheists are, let us face it, much dorkier." title="20120403tvist" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday Little Mosque on the Prairie concludes after a successful six-year run, and not coincidentally ends right as the CBC is facing brutal cuts in the most [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: Throne Soup</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012thrones-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="&quot;Roughly, Tyrion yanked away the trousers, and understood at last why Petyr was called Littlefinger.&quot;" title="2012thrones" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday Bering Sea Gold is Discovery&#8217;s new reality show about deep-sea gold miners. Every time a new &#8220;people doing an unusual job&#8221; reality show comes along, we [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: Cruel To Be Kind</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012less-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Josh from &quot;Less Than Kind&quot; stares at the promos for &quot;Mad Men&quot; and dreams of greater things. Like maybe not wearing underpants in public." title="2012less" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday Dancing With The Stars returns once more, to dance on the ruin of human civilization. (Memo to the makers of the next Fallout game: You&#8217;re crazy [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: Human Garbage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012judd-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Brett really wanted to make a joke about neutrinos, so we officially present an extremely laboured tie-in to Ashley Judd&#039;s new television series., mostly because &quot;Fringe&quot; is a rerun this week." title="2012judd" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday The Big Decision is the latest in CBC&#8217;s bold line of &#8220;let&#8217;s have people beg the stars of Dragon&#8217;s Den for help&#8221; shows. In this one, [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Televisualist: I Can See Russia From My House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012palin-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin as Scatman Crothers." title="2012palin" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.</p>]]></description>
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