Copper theft in Toronto has reached record levels. Thieves just can’t get enough of that golden-brown stuff. You can do anything with it—sell it for four dollars per pound, or…well, actually that’s pretty much all a copper thief can do with copper, come to think. Jim Flaherty will have a nice sit-down with Dwight Duncan. [...]

If you’re like us (and, God willing, you’re not), then you’re utterly exasperated by the ongoing steroid scandal in Major League Baseball. You’re puzzled that the United States Congress has nothing better to do than to interrogate multimillionaire athletes who might’ve used performance-enhancing drugs. Moreover, you’re wondering why, this past Wednesday morning, no fewer than [...]

Dalton McGuinty plans to form a committee to look for ways of replacing the daily recitation of the Lord’s Prayer at Queen’s Park, a practice which he says does not properly reflect Ontario’s diversity. The Lord was unavailable for comment. If you’re planning a trip to Thailand, don’t forget sunscreen, mosquito repellent, and a lightweight [...]