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	<title>Torontoist &#187; Seinfeld</title>
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		<title>Televisualist: Soon Admitting the Existence of Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2011xxxxdui-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="MADD wants us to mention that drunk driving is wrong. Which is good of them. Otherwise we might have endorsed it, and then wouldn&#039;t we look silly?" title="2011xxxxdui" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday The Sing-Off concludes, as the three remaining contestants go head-to-head-to-head in a final singing competition sort of a thing. Your remaining contestants, for those wondering, are [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2011/11/televisualist-soon-admitting-the-existence-of-christmas/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=televisualist-soon-admitting-the-existence-of-christmas</link>
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		<title>Televisualist: Now Featuring a Guest Rap By Lil Wayne</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2010xxxxmadonna1-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Madonna. She is timeless. For now, anyway. Illustration by Brett Lamb/Torontoist. Monday It&#8217;s the finals of NCAA men&#8217;s basketball, this year seeing Butler and Duke in the [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2010/04/televisualist_now_featuring_a_guest_rap_section_by_lil_wayne/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=televisualist_now_featuring_a_guest_rap_section_by_lil_wayne</link>
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		<title>Film Friday: Never Artistically Backslide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2008_03_14_funny1-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">Is anyone else disappointed that the dystopian future promised in 1980s films isn’t here? If there’s one thing we’ve learned here at Torontoist, is that en masse, humans are terrible at predicting our future. It’s always so much more mundane than we expect it to be. The perfect example being The Running Man. Instead of [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Film Friday: Reassemble The Tracey Fragments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2007_09_14_tracey5-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">If there’s one thing Torontoist likes to do, it’s moan about stuff, but on the face of it, that Palme d’Or winner 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days receiving a theatrical release here is something that should be received without complaint. After all, journalists have praised the film, including Norm Wilner at Metro, who [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2007/11/film_friday_rea/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=film_friday_rea</link>
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		<title>Hope For Bubble Boy, Harper Says No Money For Toronto, And Kensington Market Almost Burns Down (But Doesn&#8217;t)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/news_28Sep072-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">GTA &#8220;bubble boy&#8221; has new hope after new experimental gene therapy. The donor: a very surprised Jerry Seinfeld. Dalton McGuinty challenges John Tory to explain where Tory will find $1.5 billion in budget cuts. Which is a good point, and begs the question why he didn&#8217;t ask that, you know, at the debate. Shocking: Stephen [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2007/09/hope_for_bubble/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=hope_for_bubble</link>
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		<title>This Bee Suit Is Making Me Thirsty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/seinfeld_bee22-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">Seriously, who cares about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt or George Clooney or Ben Affleck or whoever? Jerry Seinfeld––one of the greatest comedians, one of the greatest television actors, and owner of 47 Porsches––is coming to Toronto on Wednesday. He&#8217;ll be at the Manulife Centre (55 Bloor Street West) at 9:45 a.m. to promote Bee [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2007/09/these_pretzels/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=these_pretzels</link>
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		<title>Eerie Coincidence? Or Intelligent Design&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cntower2-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">As we all know, the CN Tower has officially been surpassed as the world&#8217;s tallest free-standing structure—a title it held for thirty years. Silly as it may be, that title gave us a lot of pride. Of course, we still don&#8217;t really understand what&#8217;s inside the tower, and obviously we&#8217;re too cheap to actually pay [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>So You Think You Can Watch So You Think You Can Dance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/soyouthinkyouhavetheabilitytodance2-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">Thanks to AEG Live, the same great people who gave us Justin Timberlake tickets to give away in April, we have yet another American cultural phenomenon looking to invade Canada: So You Think You Can Dance. So You Think You Can Dance comes to the Air Canada Centre on Thursday, November 1, 2007, at 8:00 [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s A Festivus Miracle!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2006_12_21Festivus2-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">Torontoist would like to take a moment to wish all of our readers a very happy Festivus. Since the Seinfeld episode “The Strike” first aired on December 18, 1997, thousands of fans from all over the world have taken it upon themselves to establish their own annual Festivus celebrations, mostly happening on December 23. And [...]</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://torontoist.com/2006/12/its_a_festivus/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=its_a_festivus</link>
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		<title>Just Don&#8217;t Call Him Nazi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/soupnazireturns2-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" title="" /><p class="rss_dek">The real-life Soup Nazi Al Yeganeh will finally open his new store next week at the Eaton Centre. The grouchy soup salesman made the announcement last April, via a group of Canadian business men, and will attempt to expand to 100 franchises over the next five years. Probably a wise decision, the purveyor of gourmet [...]</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Soup Nazi Heads North!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Ottawa businessman (and masochist?) has signed on to be the sole Canadian distributor of the Soup Nazi&#8217;s soup. Al Yeganeh, the finicky brothmaster, made popular on Seinfeld, is getting ready to kiosk the world&#8217;s malls with his brand of soup and sass. Why Canada? Says the CEO, &#8220;the Canadian weather is conducive to year-round [...]]]></description>
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