If you like paying for stuff, today (and all days, really) is your lucky day. Unless you don’t read the Globe and Mail, and then you should feel positively smug. But don’t, because your day of reckoning will come. Um. Anyhow, the Globe and Mail has announced that it will soon be going the way [...]

It’s hard to disagree with the wisdom attributed to New York Sun editor John B. Bogart, that “When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.” And if a man bites another man? Depends. And if a man eats [...]

The federal government announced that it’s going to give Ontario’s 1,000 remaining tobacco farmers $300 million so the farmers can stop growing tobacco. The farmers are all very excited about being paid money to not farm tobacco, and plan to grow marijuana instead. The Ontario government claims it’s fast-tracking a high-speed rail line from Union [...]

Mayor David Miller, anxious to prove the civic value of his trade mission to China, announced yesterday that a major Chinese mining company would be opening an office in Toronto. Well, not necessarily an office. It could be one of those shared rental suites. Or a mailbox, definitely a mailbox, at least. Say, how ’bout [...]