Wiggles the Pig is having both a bad and a good day—bad because she fell off a moving transport truck on the 401, but good because she’s been saved from becoming someone’s dinner. Earlier today, a driver saw Wiggles get squeezed out of the reportedly overloaded livestock truck, causing the pig’s leg to break at [...]

A slaughterhouse-bound tractor trailer crashed on the 401 yesterday, setting 50 pigs loose on the highway. It’s a funny human interest story, because nobody died, with the exception of a few pigs, and they were on their way to the chop anyway. Everybody wins! Mayor Miller is still in China, avoiding awkward conversations about human [...]