Did you know that Canada has a Sex Party? No, not a Sexy Party, Stewie-styles, but like an actual political party, for real. Yeah, neither did we. They’re all about the need to “realize a sex-positive culture” and stuff like that. They’re not exactly a political juggernaut, but they do their thing, and that’s cool. [...]

Chances are, if you’re like us, your first experience with pornography was a mix of titillation, curiousity, and shame. Maybe it’s still that way, but at least for one weekend you can be free from shame if you join fellow pervs at the Hard Liquor And Porn Film Festival. Eight years ago, Darryl Gold threw [...]

It’s not been a week since the Toronto International Film Festival left us, and this week’s new releases make it hard for us to move on despite a couple of TIFF premieres leading the way. We’ll start with Paul Haggis’ In The Valley of Elah, because he’s a good Canadian boy…or is he? It’s interesting [...]

We’re pleased to announce that we’ve teamed up with the Toronto International Film Festival Group to run a contest each day until the end of the festival for tickets to next-day screenings. Today’s Contest: For your chance to win one of five pairs of tickets to tomorrow’s Doc Talks panel discussion Covering War (at 4:00 [...]

In spite of legislation passed by opposition parties requiring the government to achieve Kyoto standards by 2012, the Conservative government has presented their original plan which doesn’t even come close. A spokesperson said “We wanted to meet our Kyoto obligations, but it looked like it was going to be really hard.” The government did say [...]

Donald Trump’s Toronto hotel will only be 57 storeys, rather than 70. Experts explain that this is because Donald Trump’s penis is smaller than previously believed. (Extra hilarity from The Donald’s spokesperson: “The more residents we had, the more the elevators were going to be used and that wasn’t what we wanted in an exclusive [...]

The first time Torontoist encountered Dave Meslin was at the August 2004 Trampoline Hall at the AGO’s Walker Court. Ostensibly speaking about “Drinking Games,” Mez instead develivered a speech about his first experiences with alcohol, the hegemony of mixed drinks, and the backwardness of the cup half-empty, half-full metaphor. It was one of the most [...]

If there’s anything we hate more than broccoli, it’s comment spam. And as any blog server administrator can tell you, a disproportionate amount of time and expensive equipment is spent weeding-out ads for penis pills, “discount” software and barely legal teenage dorm girls who go by unlikely, computer-generated names like “Concepción Anderson.” So: we’re doing [...]

Thinking of getting a tattoo? Great idea! (Unless you’re thinking of getting a Chinese character and you’re not Chinese. In that case, please don’t. First, you will look like a walking cliché. Second, you will probably end up with something like “horse penis” when you meant to get “passion and love.” Kind of like these [...]

Often considered one of Toronto’s best sex stores, Come As You Are (701 Queen St. W) is throwing a 10th Anniversary Party on Thursday night. The worker owned and operated store will celebrate ten glorious years with prizes, “thank you gifts,” a toonie bin, prizes and erotic pastries (we’re hoping for breast cookies and penis [...]

Jagshemash! Borat is a hit. It’s getting rave reviews, grossing millions, and definitely the most quotable thing we’ve seen in ages. But Borat seems to have missed most of the -ist cities, and we were all wondering how the film would have been different if he’d made his way around the world on the -ist [...]

The Black Lips and Be Your Own Pet played The Horseshoe last night, and it was one of the most physical and fluid-exchanging shows in quite awhile — both on and off stage. In no particular order, and without distinguishing which band did what, here are some of the goodies: boy-on-boy action, spitting and swallowing [...]