Illustration by Jeremy Kai/Torontoist. I’m thinking about pulling all of my money out of the bank. It’s not that I’m worried about another economic collapse. I just have serious doubts that banks are interested in protecting people’s money. If you don’t believe me, just have a look around the next time you’re at your local [...]

The actual model of Lego gun purchased by Jeremy Bell. Image courtesy of BrickGun. Jeremy Bell bought a Lego replica of a semi-automatic pistol and assembled it, yesterday, in the back office of teehan+lax, a downtown user-experience design firm, where he’s a partner. An hour later, he was up against the stairwell wall, being frisked [...]

A federal government report says that the majority of firearms seized at US border crossings are legally held down there, and are being smuggled in simply so that their owners don’t feel emasculated in a foreign country. Hide, Rex, hide! Summer students working for the City may be prowling around your neighbourhood looking for unlicensed [...]

Robot surgeon at St. Michael’s proving extremely successful. Our future robot overlords approve of the surgeon’s actions, as he gathers critical data about the obsolete meat sacks who, through the accident called evolution, have dominated the planet until now. Crazy Hummer-limo joyride leaves destruction in its wake. The total damages included one person with minor [...]