Hell's Kitchen returns for its ninth season, with a record 18 chefs competing. We say "chefs," but if this Hell's Kitchen is anything like previous seasons, we actually mean "a motley collection of spazzes, weirdos, and freaks with two to four actual competent potential winners buried in there somewhere." Which will give Gordon Ramsay many opportunities to swear and/or call people "donkey," which we understand in England is worse than saying words about one's mama. (Fox, 8 p.m.)

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. You’ll have to ask Brett what the leashes signify in regards to Entourage, because we don’t know. Illustration by Brett Lamb/Torontoist. Monday Haven debuts; this Stephen King–inspired [...]

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist. Monday Okay, so The Bachelorette actually ends this week, rather than last week. The good news is that nobody who desperately wanted to discover whom Jillian would [...]