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		<title>A Brief History of Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Bracken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">It seems there is a sort of subtle resentment for pants growing in popular culture. Although Improv Everywhere has been organizing their annual No Pants Subway Ride in New York for seven years, only recently has the tradition really taken hold in cities around the world. This past weekend, Toronto, along with Adelaide, Australia, New [...]</p>]]></description>
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It seems there is a sort of subtle resentment for pants growing in popular culture. Although <a href="http://www.improveverywhere.com">Improv Everywhere</a> has been organizing their annual No Pants Subway Ride in New York for seven years, only recently has the tradition really taken hold in cities around the world.<br />
This past weekend, Toronto, along with Adelaide, Australia, New York, San Francisco, and a bunch of American cities you probably aren&#8217;t interested in hearing about, joined Improv Everywhere in this tradition by riding the subway pantless.<br />
Toronto&#8217;s ride was organized by Suzana Barbosa, a newcomer in the free, fun, non-commercial, public events game, who may just end up being rookie of the year. She calls her project &#8220;Random Living.&#8221; <a href="http://www.newmindspace.com">Newmindspace</a> also lent the ride some of its promotional muscle.<br />
We met in the parking lot of the Dundas West Shoppers Drug Mart, shivering a little bit with the cold and a little bit with anticipation. The police came and told us we could take off our pants but we couldn&#8217;t jaywalk. After waiting half an hour for stragglers, we were off to the subway and the police helped us cross the street. The plan was simple: board the subway at Dundas West, and every third stop or so, more people would take off their pants.<br />
Once on the subway and totally sans pants, it was hard to keep a straight face, but most people read quietly or remarked with a sense of vague confusion about how cold it was. We turned back at Donlands and headed to the Crossways Mall for a pint, still pantless. Toronto&#8217;s first No Pants Subway Ride (an annual tradition in the making) was a success. We look forward to Random Living&#8217;s next event!<br />
<em>Photos by RocketMan.</em></p>
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		<title>Bali Rally</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Tindal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Today is the first day of the Bali United Nations Climate Change Conference, which will continue until December 14. The purpose of the conference, which is being attended by over 20,000 delegates and observers from 180 countries, is to set out the framework of negotiations for the next phase of the Kyoto Protocol when it ends in 2012. There are several events taking place this week in Toronto to mark the occasion. The first...
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Today is the first day of the <a href="http://unfccc.int/meetings/cop_13/items/4049.php">Bali United Nations Climate Change Conference</a>, which will continue until December 14. The purpose of the conference, which is being attended by over 20,000 delegates and observers from 180 countries, is to set out the framework of negotiations for the next phase of the Kyoto Protocol when it ends in 2012. There are several events taking place this week in Toronto to mark the occasion. The first is a concert with the Foggy Hometown Boys and Autorickshaw, plus a guest speaker (some guy named Chris Tindal, who promises not to talk for more than ten minutes) taking place this Wednesday, December 5 at 9 p.m. at Lula Lounge (<a href="http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;time=&amp;date=&amp;ttype=&amp;q=1585+Dundas+West+Toronto+ON&amp;sll=49.891235,-97.15369&amp;sspn=20.219136,133.066406&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=43.653963,-79.434328&amp;spn=0.011054,0.064974&amp;z=14&amp;iwloc=addr&amp;om=1">1585 Dundas West</a>, west of Dufferin). Tickets are $15, $10 for students. The second is a rally on Saturday, December 8 at noon in Dundas Square. Both are well worth attending.<br />
The need for success in Bali is great. The concentration of greenhouse gases (GHGs) in the atmosphere has reached levels we previously thought would take much longer to achieve, and the effects of climate change are accelerating more rapidly than even some of our most pessimistic projections. And yet, it&#8217;s not too late for us to seize the opportunity that crises always present. We can still make the kinds of changes that are needed to ensure our climate and economic security, and to safeguard and even improve our quality of life. For Canada, the choice is between restoring our reputation as an international leader while simultaneously positioning ourselves to take advantage of the new economy, or sabotaging international negotiations and playing a key role in derailing the efforts of the other 179 countries present. The latter would not only be a national embarrassment, it would be an immoral failure on a grand scale.<br />
Early indications are not particularly positive.  Last month, our Prime Minister&mdash;acting practically single-handedly&mdash;was able to cripple negotiations at a Commonwealth summit so effectively that the other 52 countries gave up trying to agree to anything at all. That event marked a significant shift; no longer was Stephen Harper merely blocking progress in his own country, he was now blocking progress internationally as well.</p>
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<h2 class="pagetitle">Shifting Language</h2>
<p>That can&#8217;t be allowed to happen in Bali. What will happen, however, is less clear. When in opposition, this Prime Minister referred to Kyoto as a &#8220;socialist scheme.&#8221; As recently as January of this year he used the skeptical phrase &#8220;so-called global warming.&#8221; Then, realizing that public demand for action was not going away, the Conservatives began experimenting with new language. Environment Minister John Baird started calling for &#8220;intensity-based targets,&#8221; a scheme devised by the Bush White House that would give the illusion of reductions while allowing overall emissions to rise. Then, as recently as September, the government traveled to an APEC summit and argued for what they called &#8220;aspirational targets,&#8221; which are a step below &#8220;voluntary targets.&#8221;<br />
Times change, however. Now, with the ouster of anti-Kyoto Australian Prime Minister John Howard a little over a week ago, and with growing pressure at home, Baird and Harper are suddenly calling for &#8220;binding, absolute targets&#8221; to be imposed. That sounds positive, but many remain skeptical that their new language represents a legitimate conversion, especially considering that, as far as we can tell, the prime minister is yet to receive a scientific briefing on the climate crisis.<br />
Regardless, the key trick to the Conservatives&#8217; demand for &#8220;binding, absolute targets&#8221; is that they be imposed on all countries or none. They argue that, since this is a global problem, all countries need to reduce emissions at the same time. As <a href="http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5gDN3rmeqGtFpBjKdvqJfJChwdhkQ">this CP story</a> put it, &#8220;depending on your perspective, the Conservative government is either going into global climate-change talks this week as a deal-buster with unrealistic demands or a strategic bridge-builder bent on bringing various factions together.&#8221;</p>
<h2 class="pagetitle">Skewed Perspective</h2>
<p><img alt="poverty-in-india.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_christ/poverty-in-india.jpg" width="400" height="300" class="left"/>Perspective certainly has a lot to do with it. Canadians will often complain that we shouldn&#8217;t reduce emissions if other countries (China and India, for example) won&#8217;t do so as well. After all, what&#8217;s the point if they&#8217;re just going to move in and fill the gap? From a developing nation&#8217;s standpoint, however, this is a highly objectionable position. For the past century we&#8217;ve not only been the greatest contributers to the problem of climate change, we&#8217;ve also been the greatest beneficences of economic growth fueled by the fossil fuel era. And now that the developing world is just starting to catch up, we&#8217;re saying to them, &#8220;sorry, too bad, you can&#8217;t have what we had. You&#8217;re going to have to do just as much as us, even though we made most of the mess, and you&#8217;re starting with less.&#8221;<br />
That&#8217;s a moral argument, but there are pragmatic ones too. The fact is that the wealthy countries are the ones who can afford to develop the new technologies and techniques that will be required to reduce our emissions by the 80% our scientists tell us is necessary.  Asking the world&#8217;s poorest countries (India pointed out this week that their emissions per capita are still among the world&#8217;s lowest) to shoulder the burden while we complain about the &#8220;cost&#8221; of action is a recipe for failure, not to mention insulting.<br />
Add to this the fact that just as the poor black population of New Orleans suffered the most from Katrina, so too will the world&#8217;s poor endure the brunt of climate change. A CBC radio news report this morning drew attention to the irony of holding this conference in Indonesia, a country made up of thousands of islands that will disappear as world ocean levels rise.<br />
While Harper&#8217;s knowledge of climate science may be lacking, his mastery of political strategy is well known. From a tactical perspective, he understands how these negotiations are likely to play out depending on his actions. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s hard not to believe that his &#8220;all or nothing&#8221; demands are designed to ensure the negotiations in Bali fail to come up with the kinds of commitments needed. He&#8217;s likely to team up with a lame-duck American president to ensure that the world commits to as little action as possible. Its the difference between being an international leader or an international pariah.</p>
<h2 class="pagetitle">Model for Success</h2>
<p><img alt="wind.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_christ/wind.jpg" width="331" height="500" class="right"/>The good news is that we have a model for success. When the world confronted the challenge presented by acid rain, an international protocol was formed that saw the wealthy nations take the lead, with developing nations to follow. It worked, and led to both environmental and economic benefits. That&#8217;s what the <a href="http://unfccc.int/2860.php">United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change</a> (of which Kyoto is a part) was designed to do. Contrary to the rhetoric coming out of Ottawa, countries like China and India actually are a part of the agreement. While they were exempt from reductions in the first round due to their status as developing nations (as well as economic predictions that did not foresee the level of growth those countries now boast), everyone has always understood that binding emission reductions will eventually be required for all countries.<br />
Speaking of perspective, the Kyoto plan <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol#Current_positions_of_governments">is working</a> almost everywhere but Canada, where politicians make defeatist proclamations that become self-fulfilling. For example, the European Union has reduced emissions by nearly 5% below 1990 levels (Canada&#8217;s target was 6%), and Germany has reduced theirs by an impressive 17%, all while creating new &#8220;green-collar&#8221; jobs. Our emissions, on the other hand, have risen by 27% while we experience an emerging economic crisis. When Harper calls Kyoto a &#8220;mistake,&#8221; therefore, he&#8217;s doing so in opposition to the facts. If we want a positive international reputation and a competitive economy (not to mention a livable world), we must continue to work with the established framework (while allowing for corrections and adjustments&mdash;after all, no agreement is perfect).<br />
And if we want our government to do that, then we&#8217;d best show up in numbers to the rally this Saturday in Dundas Square (and elsewhere across the country). If we don&#8217;t, then our political leaders will get the idea that we don&#8217;t care. And if we don&#8217;t, then why should they?<br />
<em>India photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kartoffelbcn/1149015640/">kartoffelbcn</a>.  Wind farm photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/michaelchrisman/1813861390/">michaelchrisman</a> from the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/torontoist/">Torontoist Flickr Pool</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Streetcar Collision at Dundas &amp; Spadina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Torontoist Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">According to an anonymous tip, there was just (at 3:15 p.m.) a head-on collision between two streetcars at Dundas Street West and Roncesvalles Avenue. Apparently, at least one car is derailed, both cars have extensive damage to them, and there are some minor injuries. Hopefully everyone&#8217;s okay. We&#8217;re not quite sure yet how it happened––there&#8217;s [...]</p>]]></description>
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According to an anonymous tip, there was just (at 3:15 p.m.) a head-on collision between two streetcars at Dundas Street West and Roncesvalles Avenue. Apparently, at least one car is derailed, both cars have extensive damage to them, and there are some minor injuries. Hopefully everyone&#8217;s okay. We&#8217;re not quite sure yet how it happened––there&#8217;s no word yet on any other news site, so if you know something, please e-mail <a href="mailto:tips@torontoist.com">tips@torontoist.com</a>––but contributor Adam Hawkins noted that a head-on collision would be possible at the intersection if the Dundas streetcar heading south was veering left to stay on Dundas West while the King streetcar was coming north on Roncevalles as it merged onto Dundas West. The streetcar tracks cross over in the middle of the intersection.<br />
<strong>UPDATE</strong> (4:50 p.m.): We&#8217;re finally getting some information to clarify what happened: the <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2007/11/06/streetcar-toronto.html">CBC </a> and <a href="http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_16508.aspx">CityNews</a> are both reporting that the collision took place at Dundas and Spadina, not Dundas West and Roncesvalles, as we&#8217;d originally reported (apologies). According to the CBC, &#8220;The northbound streetcar veered off the track and smashed into the southbound streetcar in an accident that appears to have been caused by a switching problem&#8221;; other than that, details are still sketchy at best, though CBC reports that the driver of one of the streetcars is in the hospital with neck injuries.<br />
<em>Thanks to the many readers who&#8217;ve been e-mailing us information as it becomes available.</em></p>
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		<title>No Parking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Topping</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">The corner of Dundas Street West and Indian Grove used to host McBride Cycle, a 21,000 square-foot motorcycle retailer with some ninety-seven years of history behind it. As of last September, however, the store is no more, a death caused in large part by motorcycling companies cancelling agreements with dealerships like McBride&#8217;s around the country. [...]</p>]]></description>
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The corner of Dundas Street West and Indian Grove used to host McBride Cycle, a 21,000 square-foot motorcycle retailer with some <a href="http://www.mcbridecycle.com/history.php">ninety-seven years of history behind it</a>. As of last <a href="http://www.mcbridecycle.com/">September</a>, however, the store is no more, a death caused in large part by motorcycling companies <a href="http://www.canadianbiker.com/as-the-wheel-turns/issue-229-future-shock-4.html">cancelling agreements with dealerships like McBride&#8217;s</a> around the country. Beginning in the spring, the building was slowly demolished, and now there is little more at the corner than a bed of rubble, some metal poles, a big garbage bin, and a single line of fence running parallel with Dundas West.<br />
Gord Perks, the ward&#8217;s councillor, <a href="http://gordperks.wordpress.com/2007/02/25/mcbride-cycle-2789-dundas-street-west/">wrote on his blog</a> this past February that the building&#8217;s demolition was bad news, but that development was on its way and that &#8220;at this early stage the proponents [the new owner and his architect Robert Chang] are proposing a mid-size, 74 unit condominium building with commercial at grade.&#8221;<br />
<img alt="mcbridepark4.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/mcbridepark4.jpg" width="450" height="300" class="left"/>Of course, unanimity is not exactly a common thing when it comes to urban development, and now someone has added to the fence a suggestion that a park be put in instead—placed neatly beside a Royal LePage &#8220;Sold&#8221; sign and its accompanying scotch-taped building permits. Who can resist the homemade sign&#8217;s green paint? Its exclamation-pointed-heart? Its miniature arrow drawing extra attention to &#8220;Park&#8221;? While the sign&#8217;s objective may be a lost cause, at least its&#8230;well, heart is in the right place.<br />
<strong>UPDATE</strong> (August 15): Sometime over the past week, the sign has been removed (though not too effectively; two cardboards stumps remain where it was hanging before):<br />
<img alt="howaboutapark_2.jpg" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/howaboutapark_2.jpg" width="640" height="426" /><br />
<em>Photos by David Topping.</em></p>
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		<title>Riding The Laneway To Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Val Dodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Whether you associate the myriad back alleys that criss-cross Toronto with crime and filth or art and beauty, Graeme Parry&#8217;s laneway tours are sure to be a treat. Each of the free cycling tours explores a neighbourhood from behind, uncovering the beautiful and unexpected sights along the way. Riders will see laneway houses, hidden gardens [...]</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Go thattaway" src="http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_vald/2007_07_06_alley_art.jpg" width="374" height="500" class="right" />Whether you associate the myriad back alleys that criss-cross Toronto with crime and filth or art and beauty, Graeme Parry&#8217;s <a href="http://www.graemeparry.com/laneways/">laneway tours</a> are sure to be a treat.<br />
Each of the free cycling tours explores a neighbourhood from behind, uncovering the beautiful and unexpected sights along the way. Riders will see laneway houses, hidden gardens and parks, colourful graffiti, and many other under-appreciated bits of our urban fabric. This is your chance to explore the city inside the city that most people don&#8217;t even know exists.<br />
Two tours are running on Sunday July 8:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The Junction</em><br />
Charming residential alleys, older industrial areas along a proposed bike path, strange spaces and engaging graffiti. Meet at Dundas West Station, in front of the main entrance at 11:00 a.m.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>Trinity-Bellwoods, Little Italy, Queen West</em><br />
Many laneway homes, new and original, famous Croft Street, and graffiti alley south of Queen St. West. Meet at the south-east corner of Trinity-Bellwoods Park, at Gore Vale and Queen St. West at 1:00 p.m.</p></blockquote>
<p>Previous participants will be pleased to know that the popular series has expanded to include a new ride through the leafy, winding laneways of South Riverdale and Queen St. East.<br />
The full schedule for this year includes:<br />
The Junction: July 8, August 5, and September 2<br />
Trinity-Bellwoods, Little Italy, Queen West: July 8, August 5, September 2, and September 30<br />
Corktown to Cabbagetown: July 22, August 19, and September 16<br />
South Riverdale and Queen East: July 22, August 19, September 16, and September 30<br />
Space on each ride is limited so be sure to look for details on Graeme&#8217;s <a href="http://www.graemeparry.com/laneways/Tours.html">Laneing</a> website and <a href="mailto:info@graemeparry.com?subject=Laneway%20Tours">send email</a> to register in advance.<br />
<em>Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chelseagirlphotos/195658517/in/pool-torontoist/">chelseagirl</a> from the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/torontoist/">Torontoist Flickr Pool</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Women on the Verge of a Torontoist Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathew Kumar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Cinematheque Ontario begins its Pedro Alm&#243;dovar programme, Alm&#243;dovar Meets Hollywood’s Golden Age, tomorrow and they’ve been kind enough to give us two pairs of tickets to the opening night, a double feature of Nicholas Ray’s 1954 bizzaro-western Johnny Guitar and Alm&#243;dovar’s Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, which pays homage to Johnny Guitar. [...]</p>]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.cinemathequeontario.ca/">Cinematheque Ontario</a> begins its Pedro Alm&#243;dovar programme, <a href="http://www.cinemathequeontario.ca/programme.aspx?programmeId=148">Alm&#243;dovar Meets Hollywood’s Golden Age</a>, tomorrow and they’ve been kind enough to give us two pairs of tickets to the opening night, a double feature of Nicholas Ray’s 1954 bizzaro-western <em>Johnny Guitar </em>and Alm&#243;dovar’s <em>Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown</em>, which pays homage to <em>Johnny Guitar</em>. The screenings begin at 6:30 p.m. at Jackman Hall, the AGO, 317 Dundas West, so if you can make it, to enter all you have to do is answer this simple question before 4 p.m. this Friday:<br />
Somehow this season Cinematheque Ontario have managed to run two programmes featuring famous directing Pedros—Pedro Costa and Pedro Alm&#243;dovar, and they didn’t combine the two asking cinema goers to &#8220;Vote for (the) Pedro (you like best).&#8221; We&#8217;re not going to ask that question, though. We simply ask: which of these Pedros did people genuinely vote into power?<br />
<em>Pedro I</em>, a king of Portugal?<br />
<em>Pedro Aguirre Cerda</em>, president of Chile from 1938-1941?<br />
Or <em>San Pedro</em>, a town in Argentina?<br />
<em>The contest is now closed. Thanks to everyone who entered, and the answer was Pedro Aguirre Cerda, so you know!</em></p>
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		<title>Film Friday: Go And See The Pusher Trilogy!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mathew Kumar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Going to see all three films in Nicolas Winding Refn&#8217;s Pusher Trilogy, one after another in one night, is one of this Torontoist’s most treasured cinema memories, and although we did it at 2005’s Toronto International Film Festival, anyone who missed that chance can now do it at the Brunswick Theatre (296 Brunswick Avenue) tonight [...]</p>]]></description>
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Going to see all three films in Nicolas Winding Refn&#8217;s <em>Pusher</em> Trilogy, one after another in one night, is one of this Torontoist’s most treasured cinema memories, and although we did it at 2005’s Toronto International Film Festival, anyone who missed that chance can now do it at the <a href="http://www.brunswicktheatre.ca/">Brunswick Theatre</a> (296 Brunswick Avenue) tonight and tomorrow night starting 7 p.m. It’s $10 for one film or $15 for the lot, so obviously you should see all three.<br />
Why? Because they’re <em>amazing</em>. <em>Pusher</em>, starring Kim Bodnia as small time drug dealer Frankie, progresses with a pounding intensity, and <em>Pusher II: With Blood On My Hands </em>features Mads Mikkelsen (recognizable from <em>Casino Royale</em>) as Frankie’s disgraced sidekick Tonny, in perhaps the role of his life. <em>Pusher III: I’m The Angel Of Death</em> might seem like a step backwards, arguably to be really more of a (very) black comedy than anything, but trust us; every single one is worth the price of admission. Go and see them!<br />
<img alt="2007_03_23_poor.jpg" src="http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_mathew/2007_03_23_poor.jpg" width="250" height="188" align="right" hspace="5"/>They might be our absolute top tip of the week, but it was in the face of some incredibly strong opposition. <a href="http://www.cinemathequeontario.ca/">Cinematheque Ontario</a> (Jackman Hall, 317 Dundas West) has an amazing double bill tonight with <em>Angels With Dirty Faces</em> (6:30 p.m.) followed by Ken Loach’s <em>Poor Cow</em> at 8:45 p.m, and the <a href="http://www.cinefranco.com/">Cinefranco Film Festival</a> (given good overviews in both <em><a href="http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2007-03-22/movie_repfeature.php">Now</a></em> and <em><a href="http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.22.07/film/lead.php">Eye</a></em>), has its opening gala on Friday night, with <em>Le G&#233;nie Du Crime</em> at 6:30 p.m. at the Royal Cinema (608 College) and the <a href="http://www.canfilmfest.ca/">Canadian Filmmaker’s Festival</a> continues, including the science fiction comedy <em>Run Robot Run!</em>, <a href="http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2007-03-22/movie_reviews6.php">called</a> <em>“endlessly amusing”</em> by <em>Now</em>’s Glenn Sumi, at 8:00 p.m.<br />
Unarguably, Toronto film lovers are spoiled this week. It’s absurd! You can’t walk a foot without tripping over a cinema showing something noteworthy on Friday night! If you’re a total cheapskate or love Colin Farrell, for example, you could even go and see <em>The New World </em>(showing thanks to the <a href="http://cinssu.sa.utoronto.ca/">CINSSU</a>) at the Innis Town Hall (2 Sussex) at 8 p.m.<br />
So let’s just say your Friday night is full, even though we’ve already missed loads of other things, but you might want to see something else later in the week.<br />
<img alt="2007_03_23_reign.jpg" src="http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_mathew/2007_03_23_reign.jpg" width="300" height="126" align="right" hspace="5"/>What could you see? Well, it shocks me to say this: if you’re a video gamer, and you can stomach what is obviously a very average “serious” Adam Sandler vehicle, you might want to see <em>Reign Over Me</em>. Why? Well, it <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/feature-the-colossus-and-the-comedian-246286.php">features</a><em> Shadows of the Colossus</em> (an artistic and utterly wonderful PS2 game) in a small role as the game that Sandler plays while trying to forget his family died in 9/11 (I suppose <em>Katamari Damacy</em> wouldn’t be a good idea). None of the reviews have mentioned this, and it’s probably because it’s not (really) that important, but it’s interesting!<br />
If that doesn’t float your pop-culture boat, there’s always the return of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in <em>TMNT</em>. Sadly, no Vanilla Ice in this one, and even worse…no Shredder! No Krang! Utterly pointless. <em>“The exceptionally slick and striking action sequences will impress your inner 12-year-old”</em>, <a href="http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.22.07/film/onscreen_5.php">says</a> <em>Eye</em>’s Jason Anderson, but with the turtle boys cutting the evil Shredder slack, I find it hard to believe they’re the world&#8217;s most fearsome fighting team, frankly.<br />
Moving on, if you’re cool but crude (or perhaps a party dude?) you might prefer <em>Air Guitar Nation</em>, though it doesn’t have “enough material here to justify the movie&#8217;s feature length” <a href="http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.22.07/film/onscreen_1.php">according to</a> Anderson.<br />
You could go and see <em>Pride, The Last Mimzy, Sharkwater</em>, or <em>Amazing Grace</em>, even, this week, but who are we kidding? You’re not going to want to watch any other films this week because you’re know that nothing will live up to the fantastic experience of seeing all three <em>Pusher </em>films back-to-back when you go tonight (or tomorrow night). Seriously!</p>
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		<title>Film Friday: The Wind that Shakes the Zombie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathew Kumar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">So, this week&#8217;s most noteworthy film featuring a horrible zombie is obviously Fido, considering it’s Canadian and stuff, but we’ve talked about it more than enough, so in this week’s column we’ll make do with the next best thing&#8212;the horrible freaky visage of Cillian Murphy! Well, we think he’s scary looking, anyway. To think he [...]</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="YEARRGHHH!!!!!" src="http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_mathew/2007_03_16_cillianarrgh.jpg" width="200" height="235" align="left" hspace="5"/>So, this week&#8217;s most noteworthy film featuring a horrible zombie is obviously <em>Fido</em>, considering it’s Canadian and stuff, but we’ve talked about it <a href="http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2007/03/fido_goes_for_a.php">more</a> than <a href="http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2006/09/tiff_2006_previ_3.php">enough</a>, so in this week’s column we’ll make do with the next best thing&#8212;the horrible freaky visage of Cillian Murphy!<br />
Well, we think he’s scary looking, anyway. To think he was in <em>28 Days Later</em>&#8230;playing a <em>human</em>!<br />
<em>The Wind that Shakes the Barley</em>, which stars the aforementioned Murphy, has done the rounds a bit in Toronto already, playing at TIFF for example, so we’ll just leave you with a more or less randomly selected quote from Geoff Pevere’s <a href="http://www.thestar.com/artsentertainment/article/192561">review</a> at the <em>Star</em>: <em>“A movie that struggles to understand the reasons why people will take up arms in the name of freedom. And what becomes of their souls for doing so.”</em><br />
Really we just wanted an excuse to be rude about Cillian Murphy, because we sat through <em>Red Eye</em> and someone has to pay.<br />
All the other “big” films out this week are rubbish, though. <em>Premonition</em>? <em>Dead Silence</em>? <em>I Think I Love My Wife</em>?? Whomever wrote <a href="http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.15.07/film/onscreen_1.php">the review</a> of <em>I Think I Love My Wife</em> for <em>Eye</em>, however, gets our “best quote of the week award,”  for “<em>the film…is as tedious as watching a guy almost eat a sandwich for 94 minutes: he picks it up, flashes his teeth, puts it down and repeats indefinitely.</em>”<br />
There’s <em>The White Masai</em>, we suppose, but it hasn’t really got a very good response. “<em>A compelling true story rings false</em>”, <a href="http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.15.07/film/onscreen_2.php"> says</a> <em>Eye</em>’s Adam Nayman.<br />
<img alt="2007_03_16_doraemon.jpg" src="http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_mathew/2007_03_16_doraemon.jpg" width="300" height="156" align="right" hspace="5"/><a href="http://www.lesnomades.org/">Les Nomades French Short Film Festival</a> is running at the Drake Hotel (1150 Queen West) until tomorrow and is given some <a href="http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2007-03-15/movie_repfeature.php">high praise</a> by <em>NOW</em>’s Glenn Sumi, but also running tomorrow is the (quite specific!) <a href="http://www.tsff.org/">Toronto Singapore Film Festival</a>, which includes hitman flick <em>The High Cost Of Living</em> at 7:10 p.m. (there’s a <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=nV1BgN1rneo">trailer</a>) and <em>S11</em>, which looks pretty good, actually (check the <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=kIA3c6WCSPM">trailer</a>) at 1 p.m. Screenings are at Innis Town Hall (2 Sussex).<br />
Shouldn’t forget <a href="http://www.cinemathequeontario.ca/">Cinematheque</a>&#8212;they’re showing Godard’s <em>Two or Three Things I Know About Her</em> tonight and tomorrow night at Jackman Hall, the AGO (317 Dundas West).<br />
And the ROM is starting a free screening series next Thursday: <em>Crisis Zones: World Cinema Now</em>. <em>Video in Iraq</em> is the first feature to be shown.  That&#8217;s on the 22nd at 7 p.m. (the Royal Ontario Museum theatre is at 100 Queen&#8217;s Park).<br />
Finally, it’s worth mentioning that the line-up for lovable kid’s film festival <a href="http://sprockets.ca/default.aspx">Sprockets</a> has been announced, including a <a href="http://sprockets.ca/filmdetail.aspx?id=93">Degrassi tribute</a>! Yes! Really!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Torontoist officially can’t wait for the first home renovation programme to have its interior designer kick open a door to an empty room and scream &#8220;This…Is…SPARTAN!&#8221; referencing this week’s biggest release, 300. On the topic of 300, we link you to the best review ever featured on the otherwise not-particularly-good Ain’t It Cool News. Neill [...]</p>]]></description>
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Torontoist officially can’t wait for the first home renovation programme to have its interior designer kick open a door to an empty room and scream &#8220;This…Is…SPARTAN!&#8221; referencing this week’s biggest release, <em>300</em>. On the topic of <em>300</em>, we link you to the best review ever featured on the otherwise not-particularly-good <em>Ain’t It Cool News</em>. Neill Cumpston <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520">enthuses</a>, <em>&#8220;If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, &#8216;I need some extra sauce packets&#8217; guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.&#8221;</em><br />
Says it all, really. (Thanks to Justin for the link.)<br />
Anyway, now we’ve used up our one good joke of the week (the &#8220;Spartan&#8221; thing up there) it obviously makes sense to mention the <a href="http://worldcomedyfilmfest.com/">World of Comedy Film Festival</a>. Almost completely composed of shorts, it starts tonight with <em>A Feast of Comedy Shorts</em>, which includes, excellently, an Aardman Animation, at 7 p.m. The solo feature is <em>I Will Avenge You, Iago</em>, tomorrow at the same time. All screenings are at Innis Town Hall, 2 Sussex.<br />
If comical shorts don’t suit you, then perhaps the special screening of this year’s Oscar-nominated documentary shorts at the Bloor Cinema (506 Bloor West) on Saturday afternoon, 12:15 p.m. might. The screening includes winner <em>The Blood of Yingzhou District</em>. If you’re more interested in a feature-length doc, the Royal (608 College) starts <em>A Crude Awakening: Oilcrash</em> tonight at 7 p.m. They follow it with Fabi&#225;n Bielinsky’s drama <em>El Aura</em> at 9 p.m.<br />
The NFB is continuing to show screenings for International Women’s Week, too. Check out <a href="http://www.nfb.ca/webextension/iwd2007/screenings.php">the website</a> for details.<br />
If nothing suits, there is, of course, always <a href="http://www.cinemathequeontario.ca/">Cinematheque Ontario</a>, continuing their excellent season of Russian sci-fi, including, of course, <em>Solaris</em> on Monday at 6:30 p.m. screening, as ever, at Jackman Hall (317 Dundas West)<br />
On general release, well, other than <em>300</em>, of course, there’s <em>Starter for 10</em>, which we recommend you avoid having seen it at TIFF 2006. &#8220;Chock-full of every possible student clich&#233;, and has a rather forced plot,&#8221; <a href="http://www.torontoist.com/archives/tiff_2006/">we said</a>. <em>The Namesake</em>, directed by Monsoon Wedding’s Mira Nair and starring Kal Penn, also played at TIFF and we should have gone to see that instead, even though it’s suffered mixed reviews. <em>Eye</em>’s Jason Anderson <a href="http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_03.08.07/film/onscreen_1.php">considers it</a> &#8220;<em>shapeless, overextended and dull,</em>&#8221; but <em>NOW</em>’s Glenn Sumi <a href="http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/2007-03-08/movie_interview.php">argues</a>, &#8220;<em>you won&#8217;t want it to end.</em>&#8221;<br />
Like this column, right guys?</p>
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		<title>RED and White Ribbons</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Faithful readers might remember Lisa Pijuan from previous Torontoist stories, and we&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll be pleased to learn she is as inimitable and inexhaustible as ever. RED is still going strong at the Lula Lounge every couple of months or so, and tonight&#8217;s edition is a special one commemorating Women&#8217;s Remembrance Day with a talented [...]</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="red.jpg" src="http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/Alison/red.jpg" width="150" height="149" align="left" hspace="5"/>Faithful readers might remember <a href="http://www.girlcancreate.com" target="new">Lisa Pijuan</a> from <a href="http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2005/11/tall_poppy_inte_19.php" target="new">previous Torontoist stories</a>, and we&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll be pleased to learn she is as inimitable and inexhaustible as ever. <a href="http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2005/08/seeing_red.php" target="new">RED</a> is still going strong at the <a href="http://www.lula.ca" target="new">Lula Lounge</a> every couple of months or so, and tonight&#8217;s edition is a special one commemorating Women&#8217;s Remembrance Day with a talented all-female line-up. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to <a href="http://www.sistering.org" target="new">Sistering</a>.<br />
Be prepared for the usual eclectic mix of dance, music and theatre, and before and after the show, do some Christmas shopping at the RED Artisans Marketplace. Especially keep your eyes open for <a href="http://www.davenomura.com/" target="new">Dave Nomura</a>&#8216;s stunning photography. (If you were thinking of getting Torontoist a Christmas present, we wouldn&#8217;t object to one of his pictures&#8230;)<br />
Tonight, 8:30 p.m. (doors at 7). Lula Lounge, 1585 Dundas West.</p>
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		<title>TTC Fire Drill Tomorrow, Don&#8217;t Be Alarmed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ron Nurwisah, Boy Reporter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Where there&#8217;s smoke there&#8217;s nothing. Really, nothing at all. If you&#8217;re passing by Dundas West and Keele station tomorrow and see smoke it&#8217;s just the TTC conducting a drill at the train yards there between 9:30 am and noon. The exercise trains firefighters how to deal with an emergency inside the city&#8217;s subway tunnels. Photo [...]</p>]]></description>
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Where there&#8217;s smoke there&#8217;s nothing. Really, nothing at all. If you&#8217;re passing by Dundas West and Keele station tomorrow and see smoke it&#8217;s just <a href="http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_5699.aspx">the TTC conducting a drill at the train yards</a> there between 9:30 am and noon. The exercise trains firefighters how to deal with an emergency inside the city&#8217;s subway tunnels.<br />
<em>Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/anacrisan/258262093/">Spirited Away</a> from the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/torontoist/">Torontoist Flickr Pool.</a> </em></p>
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		<title>Torontoist Reads: Literary Events This Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 17:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Medley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">The last 10 days have been a great time to be a film nut, but now Christmas comes early for book nerds as over the next few weeks two of the biggest events of the year take place, starting with next Sunday’s Word on the Street, which will be followed by the start of the [...]</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="2006_09_17adamlewis.jpg" src="http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_markm/2006_09_17adamlewis.jpg" width="300" height="353" align="right" hspace="5"/>The last 10 days have been a great time to be a film nut, but now Christmas comes early for book nerds as over the next few weeks two of the biggest events of the year take place, starting with next Sunday’s Word on the Street, which will be followed by the start of the International Festival of Authors in mid-October.<br />
A few events taking place today. Poet <a href="http://www.creativityvault.net">Lorette C. Luzajic</a> launches her first book, “The Astronaut’s Wife” this afternoon at Brass Taps (221 Carlton). And later tonight head to Lula Lounge – 1585 Dundas West – for <a href="http://www.poeticsoul.ca">1Ness Poetry Series</a>, featuring d’bi.young. It’s $18 ($15 advance) and starts at 7pm. Afterwards, head to the Gladstone – 1214 Queen W. – for this week’s instalment of the Haunted Fishtank poetry and spoken word night, hosted by Josh Haggarty. It starts at 9pm and is free.<br />
Tomorrow night at 6pm Danen Jobe reads from “Niagara Blues: Slingerland”, a biography of elusive country/folk artist Jandek, at Circus Books, 253 Garrard East. It’s free.<br />
On Tuesday evening, Justin Zaza launches his new satiric novel, <a href="http://www.mmww.ca">Men are all Murderers and Women are all Whores</a> at the Gladstone – 1214 Queen West. Starts at 7pm and is free.<br />
Also on Tuesday night is the <a href="http://www.artbar.org">Art Bar Poetry Series</a>. The featured readers this week are Rafi Aaron (Surviving the Censor – The Unspoken Words of Osip Mandelstam), Karen Richardson, and Michael Kleiza. It takes place at the Victory Café – 581 Markham – and starts at 8pm. Free.<br />
The <a href="http://www.readings.org">Harbourfront Reading Series</a> presents a quartet of fine authors this Wednesday at 7:30pm. Reading are Trevor Cole, Kevin Patterson, Keith Maillard, and one of the best young writers in Canada, Adam Lewis Schroeder (pictured), whose new novel, Empress of Asia, is one of my most anticipated reads this fall. It takes place at Harbourfront – 235 Queens Quay West – and will cost you $8.<br />
On Saturday night, the <a href="http://www.testreading.org">Test Reading Series</a> features Diana Fitzgerald Bryden and Jason Christie, who is launching a new book, I-robot. It takes place at the Mercer Union, 37 Lisgar – at 7:30pm and is pay-what-you-can. Also on Saturday, the latest edition of the Perpetual Motion Roadshow rolls into town. This one features poet and musician Tony Curtis, all the way from San Jose, China Martens, and Eric Lab rat. Starts at 8pm. At the Gladstone, 1214 Queen W. PWYC.<br />
The big event this week takes place next Sunday at Queen’s Park. <a href="http://www.thewordonthestreet.ca">The Word on the Street</a> is Canada’s largest annual outdoor book and magazine festival. It features more than 250 booths manned by your favourite authors, magazines, bookstores and organizations. Scheduled readers include (breathes deeply) Howard Akler, Donna Bailey-Nurse, James Bartleman, Marusya Bociurkiw, Chester Brown, Bonnie Burstow, Terry Carroll, Keith Clemons, Tim Conley, Pier Giorgio Di Cicco, Diane Dupuy, Jon Paul Fiorentino, Robert Fontaine, Sephera Giron, Michael Gualtieri, Devon Harris, Maxine Hyndman, Nancy Kilpatrick, James Little, Lori A. May, Ruth Ohi, Denyse O’Leary, K.D. Patrick, Martha Petrie, Emily Pohl-Weary, Judy Powell, Tina Powell, Swami Sai Premananda, Nathalie Prezeau, Corrado Puina, Richard Scarsbrook, Karl Schroeder, Rob Westhall, Pamela Williams, Robert Charles Wilson, and Maggie L. Wood. (Exhales.) A can&#8217;t miss event. Torontoist will be there.</p>
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