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		<title>Twin Showcases at the TIFF Bell Lightbox Herald Student Filmmakers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin Scott</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[TIFF presents a night of films by directors who are still in high school or university.<p class="rss_dek"><img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/teamwork052013-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Still from Tor Aunet&#039;s Team Work. Image courtesy of TIFF." /><p class="rss_dek">It&#8217;s entirely possible that an early work by the next Atom Egoyan or David Cronenberg will screen on Wednesday night at the TIFF Bell Lightbox. With the 2013 Student Film Showcase featuring the best from post-secondary schools around the country and the Jump Cuts Young Filmmakers Showcase kicking off the evening with Toronto-area high-school students&#8217; [...]</p></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[TIFF presents a night of films by directors who are still in high school or university.<p class="rss_dek"><p>It&#8217;s entirely possible that an early work by the next Atom Egoyan or David Cronenberg will screen on Wednesday night at the TIFF Bell Lightbox. With the <strong><a href="http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiffbelllightbox/2013/2550007524">2013 Student Film Showcase</a></strong> featuring the best from post-secondary schools around the country and the <strong><a href="http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiffbelllightbox/2013/2550007519">Jump Cuts Young Filmmakers Showcase</a></strong> kicking off the evening with Toronto-area high-school students&#8217; films, the night will be a coming-out party for a new crop of talent. Judging by the polished creativity of some of the entries, it&#8217;s safe to say that young people are more prepared than ever to start telling stories on film from an early age.<span id="more-254807"></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Historicist: Stone Free</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 16:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Plummer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That time Jimi Hendrix mistook heroin for Bromo Seltzer and got arrested in Toronto.<p class="rss_dek"><img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012_05_05_Jimihendrix1969mug_400-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="2012_05_05_Jimihendrix1969mug_400" /><p class="rss_dek">&#8220;We want you to forget about today, about yesterday, and about tomorrow,&#8221; the singer proclaimed to the crowd of 10,000 at Maple Leaf Gardens. &#8220;Tonight we&#8217;re gonna create a whole new world,&#8221; he added as the band roared in &#8220;Fire,&#8221; their traditional opening number. By the time he played Toronto on May 3, 1969, Jimi [...]</p></p>]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;We want you to forget about today, about yesterday, and about tomorrow,&#8221; the singer proclaimed to the crowd of 10,000 at Maple Leaf Gardens. &#8220;Tonight we&#8217;re gonna create a whole new world,&#8221; he added as the band roared in &#8220;Fire,&#8221; their traditional opening number. </p>
<p>By the time he played Toronto on May 3, 1969, Jimi Hendrix was anxious for change. Already one of the most popular rock acts, Hendrix wanted to broaden his musical horizons, creating tension with his bandmates, bassist Noel Redding and drummer Mitch Mitchell, and his manager. Even before the tour started that spring, with stops in Philadelphia, Memphis, Dallas, and Oakland among others prior to Toronto, rumours were circulating that the Jimi Hendrix Experience was on the verge of breaking up, and that Hendrix himself was going to quit rock and become a hermit. The growing conflict was evident to concertgoers. </p>
<p>&#8220;Hendrix is caught in a two-way struggle,&#8221; reviewer Ritchie Yorke wrote in the <em>Globe and Mail</em> (May 5, 1969), &#8220;he is anxious to explore new musical areas; yet he cannot go too far without distressing those tastes which want the Hendrix of Hey Joe and Foxy Lady.&#8221; In addition to passionate versions of those songs, the 70-minute set also included extended improvisations of original blues compositions like &#8220;Hear My Train A Comin&#8217;&#8221; and &#8220;Room Full of Mirrors.&#8221; The result of Hendrix&#8217;s effort to satisfy his own artistic imagination and the audience&#8217;s pop desires, Yorke added, did not make for &#8220;a wildly successful show.&#8221; </p>
<p>But if the music was becoming more challenging, Hendrix&#8217;s appearance was comfortingly familiar to the young fans. Dressed as always like a psychedelic gypsy, he wore a purple vest, and brightly-coloured kerchiefs tied around his head, his left arm, and his knee, with a silver medallion dangling at his belt. </p>
<p>Jack Batten of the <em>Toronto Star</em> praised Hendrix&#8217;s sexualized stage presence. &#8220;Sex, rock and blues dissolve in the man,&#8221; he wrote on May 5, 1969, &#8220;and when he sings and plays his guitar, he drenches his audiences in waves of powerful, washing sensuality.&#8221; And he raved that, as culmination of the concert&#8217;s energy, Hendrix &#8220;raised his guitar in the air, drew it up to his mouth and then&#8230;played it with his teeth.&#8221; </p>
<p>At no time during the concert—which survives as an easy-to-acquire <a href="http://blogstoned.blogspot.ca/2011/05/jimi-hendrix-busted-in-toronto-back.html">bootleg recording</a>—did the the singer mention that day&#8217;s events. Just hours before taking the stage, he&#8217;d been arrested for drug possession, charges which would weigh on his mind for the remainder of the year. </p>
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<p><a href="http://torontoist.com/2012/05/historicist-stone-free/2012_05_05_jimihendrix1969mug_400/" rel="attachment wp-att-158812"><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012_05_05_Jimihendrix1969mug_400.jpg" alt="" title="2012_05_05_Jimihendrix1969mug_400" width="400" height="288" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-158812" /></a>At 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, May 3, Hendrix arrived at Toronto International Airport aboard a flight from Detroit, where he&#8217;d given a concert. At the customs station, the singer was inspected by senior officer Mervin Wilson. Mixed in with the shampoo, hair-spray, and vitamins in Hendrix&#8217;s flight bag, Wilson discovered three packets containing white powder (and another empty packet) in a glass jar along with a metal tube containing a sticky brown residue inside—later confirmed to be heroin and hashish respectively. </p>
<p><em>Jimi Hendrix&#8217;s mug shot from the May 3, 1969, arrest in Toronto from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jimihendrix1969mug.jpg">Wikimedia Commons</a>.</em></p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, no, I don&#8217;t really know what it is,&#8221; Hendrix responded to questioning. &#8220;Someone must have put it in my bag.&#8221; After further questioning in an airport office, Hendrix was arrested for illegal possession of narcotics by Metro police detective Harry Midgley. He was, however, released on $10,000 bail in time for that evening&#8217;s concert at Maple Leaf Gardens. </p>
<p>He was to make his first court appearance on Monday, May 5, at Old City Hall. At 10 a.m. his name was called but he failed to come forward. Twice more he was beckoned but didn&#8217;t appear. Finally his lawyer, John O&#8217;Driscoll, reported to the magistrate, lawyers and about 30 teenagers who&#8217;d skipped school to fill the spectator benches in the courtroom, that Hendrix was in New York state—his tour had continued on to Syracuse—and he was expected on a flight that day. When he finally arrived at 2 p.m., he appeared before Judge Fred Hayes for all of three minutes—long enough to be remanded for a preliminary hearing on June 19. </p>
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<p>He showed up early on June 19, and was snapped by the <em>Star</em>, sitting on the Old City Hall stairs, waiting to appear before provincial judge Robert Taylor. The press obsessed over Hendrix&#8217;s attire, reporting it in copious detail each time he appeared in court. On this occasion, one reported related, he wore &#8220;tight-topped bell-bottom trousers that appeared to be of black velvet, topped by an open-front ruffled black silk shirt, matching black vest and blue boots&#8221; and he had &#8220;a rainbow-colored scarf around the waist.&#8221; </p>
<p>After hearing testimony from Wilson and Midgley, Judge Taylor committed the 26-year-old singer to a jury trial scheduled for December. The charges, two counts of illegal possession of narcotics, carried a maximum sentence of seven years in prison for each count. </p>
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<p>The real possibility of prison hung over Hendrix like a spectre for the <a href="http://60sfolksintheir60s.com/jimi-hendrix-toronto-trial/">next six months</a>, a threat to his career and the cause of much brooding and rumination. </p>
<p>The drama added to the already-tumultuous year. The band broke up as everyone expected. They finished in suitably epic fashion: narrowly escaping on June 29, as their closing rendition of &#8220;Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)&#8221; at the Denver Pop Festival gave way to a riot and police firing tear gas into the crowd.  </p>
<p>Hendrix also faced pressure from his manager, Michael Jeffrey, to temper his ambitions and stick with his already-successful musical formula. Rumours, <a href="http://jasobrecht.com/jimi-hendrix-woodstock/">which persist to this day</a>, suggested that Jeffrey himself had planted the drugs in Hendrix’s luggage in order to gain leverage over his increasingly rebellious rock star. </p>
<p><a href="http://torontoist.com/2012/05/historicist-stone-free/2012_05_05_gm-december9-1969_400/" rel="attachment wp-att-158820"><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012_05_05_GM-December9-1969_400.jpg" alt="" title="2012_05_05_GM-December9-1969_400" width="400" height="525" class="alignright size-full wp-image-158820" /></a>Nevertheless, with intentions of assembling a larger, more versatile band, Hendrix retreated to rehearsals and jam sessions in upstate New York preparing to headline the seminal festival in Woodstock in mid-August. Apart from some solo appearances on <em>The Dick Cavett Show</em> and <em>The Tonight Show</em> and at Woodstock, Hendrix didn&#8217;t perform publicly between the Experience&#8217;s break-up and a major two-night concert at the <a href="http://www.allmusic.com/album/live-at-the-fillmore-east-r397892">Fillmore East Auditorium</a> to ring in the New Year. Hendrix&#8217;s handlers later admitted that concert bookers shied away from booking engagements until after the outcome of his Toronto trial. </p>
<p><em>Coverage in the </em>Globe and Mail<em> (December 9, 1969)</em></p>
<p>Hendrix was back in Toronto on December 8—with lawyer O&#8217;Driscoll, his manager, and entourage—for a trial that would last three days, presided over by county court judge Joseph Kelly. The singer sported a blue blazer, ascot tie, and flared trousers. Journalists noted the similarly attired youths in the audience. </p>
<p>Mervin Wilson testified about his inspection of Hendrix at the airport, and the singer&#8217;s disbelief upon the custom officer’s discovery of substances in his baggage. Constable W.J. Matheson then added that the RCMP&#8217;s analysis showed that there were three packets of heroin in the glass jar and trace amounts of hashish on the metal tube. It seemed open and shut. </p>
<p>In cross examination, however, O&#8217;Driscoll began casting doubt about the ownership of the narcotics. First, Wilson agreed with the defence lawyer that Hendrix had been a conspicuous sight at the airport, drawing attention to himself with his loud clothing. Then, Wilson admitted that the flight bag contained none of the paraphernalia usually associated with drug use—spoons, cigarette papers, or pipes. And Matheson confirmed that the police at the airport had found no needle marks on the musician’s arms. </p>
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<p>On December 9, Hendrix took the stand. He told the court that he’d never been convicted of any criminal offence—a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimi_Hendrix">statement which glossed over</a> the youthful circumstances leading to his stint in the army and an incident in Sweden in January 1968 when Hendrix, often violently erratic when drinking to excess, destroyed his hotel room. </p>
<p><em>Coverage from the </em>Toronto Star<em> (December 9, 1969)</em></p>
<p>Then, under questioning from O’Driscoll, Hendrix admitted his past experimentation with drugs including marijuana, hashish, LSD, and cocaine. &#8220;I feel I&#8217;ve outgrown it,&#8221; he said of his prior drug use, but maintained that he’d never used heroin. &#8220;I guess the fans expect us to use drugs,&#8221; he added under cross examination by Crown counsel John Malone. </p>
<p>Building the case that the drugs weren’t his, Hendrix detailed the rock star lifestyle of one-night-stand concerts, and travel surrounded by record company reps, hangers-on, and ever-present fans. &#8220;We give interviews and hold press conferences and receptions in hotel rooms,&#8221; he explained to the jury. &#8220;We find fans in the halls, in the rooms and on the streets.&#8221; </p>
<p>The latter, he testified, showered the group with gifts ranging from teddy bears to the flamboyant rings and pendants he wore on-stage, as well as hash cookies and cakes. He said they&#8217;d even received LSD blotters sent through the mail. &#8220;It is only gracious for the group to keep gifts that fans provide,&#8221; the <em>Globe and Mail</em> paraphrased Hendrix’s reasoning. </p>
<p>Furthermore, the defence was able to pinpoint the origin of the drugs to a gathering in Hendrix&#8217;s Los Angeles hotel room on May 1. The scene at the Beverly Rodeo Hotel was hectic with associates coming in and out, music journalists lingering—despite Hendrix maintaining a media silence and unwilling to give his first interview that year until July—and fans and hangers-on lounging around waiting for something to happen. The telephone kept screaming and, worn out and feeling ill, Hendrix was about to kick everybody out of his room. </p>
<p>When he mentioned his upset stomach, the court heard, a girl of about 17 stepped forward, offering the glass jar with packets inside. &#8220;Maybe this will make you feel better,&#8221; she chirped. Thinking it was Bromo Seltzer, he said, Hendrix shoved it into his flight bag without even looking at it. Sharon Lawrence, a young reporter who covered music, television, and film for United Press International, took the stand to confirm each detail of Hendrix&#8217;s story. </p>
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<p>On December 10, after closing statements, the jury was sequestered at 1 p.m. But journalists knew it would be a long time until a verdict was rendered when the jurors requested coffee in the late afternoon. </p>
<p>Hendrix, his manager, and others milled around Old City Hall for hours before finally stepping out for Chinese food. In a private interview that evening, Hendrix explained to the <em>Star</em>’s Marilyn Dunlop how someone can outgrow drugs. Sensitive people like him, he said, sometimes discover drugs as a way to feel better about themselves. </p>
<p>&#8220;I met a lot of people,&#8221; he said of his growing success. &#8220;I saw a lot of good things and a lot of bad things,&#8221; he said, hinting that the bad things were the result of drugs. &#8220;Look what could have happened to me—even when I don&#8217;t use them anymore.&#8221; Now, he professed, his self-belief was a result of people not drugs, waving a hand towards his manager and handlers. &#8220;These are the people who give me my belief in myself.&#8221; </p>
<p>Yet he resisted Dunlop&#8217;s urge to turn him into a role model and his arrest and trial into a moral lesson for kids. &#8220;To each his own,&#8221; he replied when asked to warn kids of the dangers of drugs. &#8220;But just don&#8217;t blow it. Don&#8217;t blow it.&#8221; </p>
<div id="attachment_158825" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://torontoist.com/2012/05/historicist-stone-free/2012_05_05_star-december11-1969a_640-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-158825"><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012_05_05_Star-December11-1969a_6401.jpg" alt="" title="2012_05_05_Star-December11-1969a_640" width="640" height="671" class="size-full wp-image-158825" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Toronto Star (December 11, 1969)</p></div>
<p>After more than eight hours of deliberation, the jury returned. Hendrix, dressed in a dark pinstripe suit and open-collar purple shirt to reveal a pendant around his neck, stared expressionless as he awaited his fate. As the all-male jury announced its acquittal, the courtroom—crowded with young people—erupted into applause. </p>
<p>Outside the courtroom, a jubilant Hendrix hosted an impromptu news conference. &#8220;Canada has given me the best Christmas present I ever had,&#8221; he exclaimed in relief, holding up two fingers in a 1960s peace sign. </p>
<p>Stepping outside into the wet December snow—with an admiring young woman on either arm, as a <em>Star</em> photographer captured—Hendrix hustled to a waiting limousine, heading to a movie with his entourage. </p>
<p><em>Other sources consulted: the </em>Globe and Mail<em> (May 2 &#038; 5, June 20, July 21, and December 9, 10 &#038; 11); and the </em>Toronto Star<em> (May 5 &#038; 6, June 19 &#038; 20, and December 8, 9, 10 &#038; 11).</em></p>
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		<title>&#8220;There Are Opium Dens in Toronto&#8221;</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jamie Bradburn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by Giorgio Mammoliti's claims about present-day opium dens, we look back at a newspaper exposé from the "Naughty Nineties."<p class="rss_dek"><img width="100" height="100" src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20111129opiumfiend-100x100.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="Source: the Empire, June 30, 1892." /><p class="rss_dek">When Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti (Ward 7, York West) mused in Monday&#8217;s Sun about the possibility of opium dens lurking within some Toronto massage parlours, we couldn’t help but conjure up pulpy images of seedy locales dripping with racist Yellow Peril stereotypes. Which got us thinking: did Toronto have a problem with opium dens back when [...]</p></p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[Inspired by Giorgio Mammoliti's claims about present-day opium dens, we look back at a newspaper exposé from the "Naughty Nineties."<p class="rss_dek"><div id="attachment_106878" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://torontoist.com/2011/11/there-are-opium-dens-in-toronto/20111129opiumfiend/" rel="attachment wp-att-106878"><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20111129opiumfiend.jpg" alt="" title="20111129opiumfiend" width="640" height="631" class="size-full wp-image-106878" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Source: the <em>Empire</em>, June 30, 1892.</p></div>
<p>When Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti (Ward 7, York West) mused in Monday&#8217;s <em>Sun</em> about <a href="http://www.torontosun.com/2011/11/27/possible-opium-in-massage-parlours">the possibility of opium dens lurking within some Toronto massage parlours</a>, we couldn’t help but conjure up pulpy images of seedy locales dripping with racist <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Peril">Yellow Peril</a> stereotypes. Which got us thinking: did Toronto have a problem with opium dens back when Asians were always quoted in pidgin English and readers devoured tales of drug lords like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu_Manchu">Dr. Fu Manchu</a>?</p>
<p>As a late-19th century newspaper expose succinctly put it: “There are opium dens in Toronto.”<span id="more-106877"></span></p>
<p>Over the course of three days in the early summer of 1892, the <em><a href="http://torontoist.com/2011/03/historicst_the_conservative_empire/">Empire</a></em> titillated readers with the account of a fearless reporter’s journey into the underworld of Toronto’s opium dens. Guided by a reformed “opium fiend” from Chicago, the uncredited journalist promised to astound the public “with a surprise approaching incredulity.” In the neighbourhoods where dens were located, police and residents claimed ignorance of their existence: “Some went as far as to pooh-pooh the very idea that they could exist in moral Toronto without the fact becoming known to the morality department at least.” While partaking of opium was once so socially accepted that raw materials were advertised in the <em>Globe</em>, by the 1890s it was seen as a shameful activity presided over by Chinese immigrants.</p>
<p>The media often laid the blame for the dens solely on their operators and usually glossed over the culpability of their white patrons.</p>
<p>In order to access the dens, the reporter had his guide bring a letter of reference written in Chinese from a den owner in Chicago. They were denied entry to dens located at 18 Queen Street East and 42 Jarvis Street (which the duo blamed on their healthy appearances), but they succeeded when they reached the premises of Sam Lee at 321 Parliament Street:</p>
<blockquote><p>The exterior of the shop is very unpretentious indeed, and its interior is no better. The front window is closed up with shutters, and the place has the appearance of being kept by a man whose interest in life is gone. As the ex-smoker entered the shop the old man at the ironing board sighed, and again bent down to his work on the bosom of a shirt. The letter was shoved over to him, and he stopped ironing long enough to read it. After perusing its long columns he folded it up, raised a face wasted by 40 years of opium smoking. Wearily he shook his head.</p>
<p>“Me no smokee,” was his answer, in a husky voice.</p></blockquote>
<p>The guide and the old man questioned each other for several minutes before access was granted to a narrow, musty stall in the corner of the store. The partitioned-off area contained a bed, pillows, and all of the equipment required to enjoy opium. A lengthy description of how to smoke the drug followed. Among the other users they encountered, at least one was deathly afraid that their Sunday school teacher would find them patronizing a den.  </p>
<p>As the pair visited other dens, word spread around the proprietors and they were soon denied access. The reporter concluded that despite the suspicion he encountered, and their own occasional opium-taking, the Chinese community in Toronto were “a much superior class to those who are found in American cities. But for their extreme suspiciousness they would probably be a hospitable lot of men, quite as anxious to do a suffering ‘fiend’ a kindness as to take the few cents charged for the favour.” His final thought was that “no good would follow the extension of the horrible fetish of whose dominion only a glimpse has been given.”</p>
<p>News of the exposé spread as far as Saint John, New Brunswick, where the front page of the <em>Daily Sun</em> proclaimed that “now that the dens have been pointed out, it is quite likely a police crusade will be in order.” It wasn’t just yet; as a police officer admitted to the <em>Empire</em>, there weren’t any laws prohibiting the use of opium or den keeping, which left the force powerless. </p>
<div id="attachment_106885" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://torontoist.com/2011/11/there-are-opium-dens-in-toronto/20111129basement152york/" rel="attachment wp-att-106885"><img src="http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20111129basement152york.jpg" alt="" title="20111129basement152york" width="640" height="461" class="size-full wp-image-106885" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A squalid scene next door to an opium den. Slum interior, 152 York Street, January 20, 1911. City of Toronto Archives, Fonds 200, Series 372, Subseries 32, Item 1.</p></div>
<p>The legal situation changed in 1908, when federal Minister of Labour William Lyon Mackenzie King drafted the Opium Act, which criminalized trafficking and possession for sale. The law seemed squarely aimed at the Chinese community, especially in cities like Toronto and Vancouver, as other provisions of the act allowed respectable pharmacists to continue selling opiates with no problem. The first charges in Toronto under the new act were laid in July 1909, when Lee Chung Lung of 154 York Street and Tie You of 169 Richmond Street West were fined $100 each for operating opium dens on their premises. Police Magistrate <a href="http://biographi.ca/009004-119.01-e.php?id_nbr=7491">Rupert Kingsford</a> warned that the two men were being let off lightly, as future offenders would be jailed. Ten found-ins were also brought to court, but their charges were dropped as “the keeper is most to blame, getting those poor wretches into his place to smoke that stuff.”</p>
<p>Over the next two decades, the Chinese community complained of receiving harsh treatment from the police whenever people were found in opium or gambling dens. Charges were often reduced or dropped by judicial officials with paternalistic streaks toward the Chinese. Stories about opium gradually faded from the news, and seem so far in the past now that even if Councillor Mammoliti’s current claims are true, the nature of the issue makes his concerns fit neatly with his penchant for bizarre actions in the name of the public good—can we expect to see him park outside a suspicious parlour <a href="http://www.torontolife.com/daily/informer/the-harrowing-present/2011/07/04/mammoliti-dyke-march/">with video camera in hand</a>? </p>
<p><em>Additional material from</em> Discrimination and Denial: Systemic Racism in Ontario’ Legal and Criminal Justice Systems, 1892-1961 <em>by Clayton James Mosher (Toronto: University of Toronto Press, 1998), and the following newspapers: the June 30, 1892, and July 2, 1892, editions of the</em> Empire<em>; the July 1, 1892, edition of the</em> St. John Daily Sun<em>; and the July 28, 1909, edition of the</em> Toronto Star.</p>
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		<title>Hot Docs: Rock Star Bob Forrest Quells His Monsters</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Semley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Director Keirda Bahruth and the subject of her documentary, Bob Forrest. Photo courtesy of Hot Docs. The tragic rock star arc—from struggle to success to some manner of addiction to spiritual tailspin—is more than just Behind the Music boilerplate. It’s the stuff of myth; like Aesop’s fables for generations fuelled by celebrity and self-immolation. And [...]</p>]]></description>
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The tragic rock star arc—from struggle to success to some manner of addiction to spiritual tailspin—is more than just <em>Behind the Music</em> boilerplate. It’s the stuff of myth; like Aesop’s fables for generations fuelled by celebrity and self-immolation. And as frontman and songwriter for critically acclaimed LA post-punkers <a href="http://www.myspace.com/theloniousmonster">Thelonius Monster</a>, Bob Forrest was precisely the kind of person that this culture can reward with a weird form of self-destructive stardom.<br />
Cavorting with members of Jane&#8217;s Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and notorious for his heroin and cocaine addictions (he’d often try to score from audience members while on stage), Forrest gained attention as much for the cleverness of his lyrics as his caustic antics. But then he got sober—and started helping other people get sober. And now he’s the subject of Keirda Bahruth’s <em><a href="http://torontoist.com/2011/04/hot_docs_review_bob_and_the_monster.php">Bob and the Monster</a></em>, a documentary that comes to Toronto as part of (you guessed it) this year’s <a href="http://www.hotdocs.ca/">Hot Docs festival</a>. And while the rock-star rise-and-fall narrative may be well worn, Bahruth’s film is enlivened by Forrest&#8217;s candour and forthrightness, especially with regards to his struggles with addiction. &#8220;I got into drugs like most people in the music scene in the &#8217;80s, and ended up on heroin and coke,&#8221; Forrest recalls over the phone. &#8220;I did that for years until I ruined everything in my life. And if you don&#8217;t die you end up coming to grips with it and stopping. It&#8217;s literally black and white.&#8221;</p>
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Now Forrest is the head counsellor at the Pasadena Recovery Centre in California (a position that often sees him showcased on VH1’s <em><a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/celebrity_rehab_with_dr_drew/season_3/series.jhtml">Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew</a></em>) and the Chemical Dependency Program director at Las Encinas Hospital. &#8220;Once I got sober and turned my life around,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I started working with people. I liked it. And I liked helping people do the same thing.&#8221;<br />
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Seeing Forrest come around in <em>Bob and the Monster</em> is interesting. But what lingers more pointedly is, strangely, how Forrest’s antics represent the old guard of rock ‘n’ roll. In a way, there’s a throwback quality about Bob Forrest’s brand of drug-addled rock decadence, especially in an indie-rock, sweater-wearing epoch that’s more about kitschy feather necklaces than belts strapped around your arm, and more about abusing African polyrhythms and handclaps than opiates and LSD.<br />
&#8220;There was a whole generation of people who were really affected by the whole mythology of rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll, drugs, sex, and decadence. And I was one of them,&#8221; says Forrest. &#8220;It started with Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix and all those &#8217;60s icons who died from drugs. Then it got picked up by the punk movement, and Sid Vicious, and then we—the Chili Peppers and all those people—we carried the torch from the punk-rockers to what became alternative music. And then Kurt Cobain carried it into the world. There’s a whole lineage. It’s rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll mythology. Young people don’t seem that much interested in it. That’s peculiar, to me. There’s no generation picking it up where Kurt Cobain left it off.&#8221;<br />
Maybe it’s because of people like Bob Forrest, who are open and bald-faced about the dangers of addiction, that kids today stay off the horse. (That and MDMA making a  comeback as the drug <em>du jour</em>.) But even still, there’s something about that mythology that Forrest seems nostalgic about as he makes plans to come to Toronto for the Hot Docs screenings of <em>Bob and the Monster</em> (he’s also <a href="http://www.horseshoetavern.com/whos_playing.htm">performing at the Horseshoe</a>). &#8220;I used to go through there with the band all the time,&#8221; Forrest says of the city. &#8220;Toronto to me is where Keith Richards got busted.&#8221;<br />
Bob and the Monster <em>screens at Hot Docs beginning May 4, at 9 p.m., TIFF Bell Lightbox 2 (350 King Street West). For showtimes and our review, <a href="http://torontoist.com/2011/04/hot_docs_review_bob_and_the_monster.php">click here</a>. Bob Forrest will be performing at the Horseshoe Tavern (370 Queen Street West) at 11 p.m. on May 4. Tickets are $5, or free with your</em> Bob and the Monster <em> ticket stub.<br />
<em>For complete coverage, including capsule reviews of most feature films, head over to our handy <a href="http://torontoist.com/hotdocs/">Hot Docs hub</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Pizza Parlour Bust Brings Out City&#8217;s Inner Ray Romano</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Semley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Where you going, dude? Pizza&#8217;s not here, man! Photo by Christopher Drost/Torontoist. So unless you live under a rock—or are in Pizza Gigi&#8217;s target demographic and don&#8217;t wake up until 5 p.m.—you&#8217;ve probably heard the news that the venerable slab shack at Harbord and Lippincott streets was raided late Sunday, and Toronto Police located all [...]</p>]]></description>
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So unless you live under a rock—or are in <a href="http://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2011/02/pizza_gigi_shut_down_after_drug_raid/">Pizza Gigi&#8217;</a>s target demographic and don&#8217;t wake up until 5 p.m.—you&#8217;ve probably heard the news that the venerable slab shack at Harbord and Lippincott streets was raided late Sunday, and <a href="http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/newsreleases/release.php?id=20517">Toronto Police</a> located all kinds of illegal goodies. There was crack, coke, cash, oxys, and something like <a href="http://www.680news.com/news/local/article/183883--police-uncover-more-than-1-million-worth-of-drugs-in-toronto-pizzeria">one-million-dollars&#8217; worth of pot</a>.<br />
Even though this effectively sinks the business, and shuts down one of the few pizza places in the area that isn&#8217;t repeatedly caught for being infested with rats, people all over town (or at least the internet part of town) found it hilarious. A lot of the jokes being bandied about have to do with the fact that pot looks a bit like oregano and oregano goes on pizza. Also, sometimes <a href="http://www.nowtoronto.com/daily/food/story.cfm?content=179176">people get mushrooms on pizza</a> and some mushrooms are also recreationally enjoyed as psychoactive drugs. Also, stoned people eat pizza. Jeepers. It&#8217;s like <em>Club 54</em> over here.<br />
But seriously folks, for your amusement, and because we like making fun of stuff and didn&#8217;t post a full report on the Pizza Gigi bust, we culled some of our favourite reactions.</p>
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<p>Let&#8217;s start with the oregano jokes. Classics. These are the kinds of jokes you make if the only thing you know about pot (or, as you call it, &#8220;grass&#8221;) is that it vaguely resembles oregano. This is probably the result of you having bought some oregano in grade nine, thinking it was pot, and ending up the butt of some cooler guy&#8217;s joke.<br />
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<p>A few local (Jim) Belushis also made cracks (get it? &#8220;cracks&#8221;? crack? eh?) about the menu, or ordering drugs as pizza toppings. The humour here emerges from the notion that you would be able to order illicit narcotics as casually as you would, say, a pizzeria-style pizza pie.<br />
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And also gems like this&#8230;<br />
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Well, that would have been a dead giveaway, no?<br />
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Crack on pizza? Come on, guys.</p>
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<p>Last, we have the headliners: the top-drawer Richard Jeni types who go beyond the more cliched setups that this whole news story accommodates. These guys are really good with grey-matter, abstract thinking. They&#8217;re not just connecting the dots, they&#8217;re thinking for themselves and really getting to the bottom of the pressing issue of, hey, just <em>what is</em> the deal with Pizza Gigi selling drugs, anyways?<br />
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See? Stoned people get hungry. Hungry people eat pizza! The scam was actually genius until they got caught.<br />
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<p>And say what you will about Pizza Gigi, but at least they don&#8217;t slap their delivery guys&#8217; stomachs with instructional stickers so they don&#8217;t get lost on the way to your house like Domino&#8217;s does. Talk about humiliating. Sure, they may have been moving a little contraband. But at least they have their dignity. Right?<br />
In any event, we&#8217;re certain there&#8217;s going to be no end to these as events unfold. So keep the puns and oregano humour coming, internet! It&#8217;s basically the live-tweeted comic equivalent of this:<br />
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		<title>Looking for Affordable Toronto Real Estate? Buy a Former Grow-op!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelli Korducki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">When asked about a potential viewing of the property at 32 Leyton Avenue, what surely must be one of the cheapest houses for sale in Toronto, realtor Peter Leung chuckled knowingly. “It’s not a regular house,” he warned, though Torontoist could tell from his tone that he suspected we already knew why. Still, he proceeded: [...]</p>]]></description>
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When asked about a potential viewing of the property at <a href="http://www.realtor.ca/propertyDetails.aspx?propertyId=9280136">32 Leyton Avenue</a>, what surely must be one of the cheapest houses for sale in Toronto, realtor Peter Leung chuckled knowingly. “It’s not a <em>regular</em> house,” he warned, though Torontoist could tell from his tone that he suspected we already knew why. Still, he proceeded: “That house was used illegally for the use of growing marijuana.”</p>
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This wasn’t news to us, thanks to real estate regulations that mandate marketing transparency in the sale of former grow-op houses. But, because of these regulations, Leung was required to tell us anyway—even though we’d already encountered the rather blunt “No showing of this property—previous grow house” caption under the property’s general description online. According to a Canadian Real Estate Association realtors’ ethics guide [<a href="http://www.schumacherrealty.com/pdfs/realtor_toolbox/GROW%20OPS.pdf">PDF</a>], found at schumacherrealty.com:</p>
<blockquote><p>Sellers (and therefore listing agents) are obligated to disclose that a property was a grow-op when:  1. There is an actual material latent defect of which the vendor knows or ought to know, or; 2. The buyer asks a specific question or expresses a specific concern, or; 3. The agreement of purchase and sale contains representations that the property was not used as a grow-op or for criminal activities, or; 4.There is some statutory or regulatory requirement that this disclosure be made. If none of the above criteria are met, there is likely no obligation to disclose the fact that the property was a grow-op. Note, however, that provincial regulations and Codes of Ethics may impose a higher obligation of disclosure on a REALTOR®. Under these circumstances, it is important that the listing agent clearly explain to the sellers that while they may have no legal obligation to disclose, the listing agent does have such an obligation.</p></blockquote>
<p>While the listed criteria may initially seem rife with loopholes, Leung pointed out that houses with a history of illicit gardening are almost always accompanied by the kinds of “material latent defect[s]” realtors are required to disclose. While mould from elevated moisture levels is the most common of these, the Real Estate Council of Ontario lists “Unusual or modified wiring on the exterior of the house;” “Patterns of screw holes on the walls;” and—our favourite—“Denting on front doors  (from police ramming the door),” as among the “Top Ten” telltale signs that a home may have been used as a grow-op [<a href="http://www.reco.on.ca/publicdocs/Marijuana%20Grow%20Houses.pdf">PDF</a>].<br />
While Leung did not reveal which of these trademark defects could be expected by potential buyers of the house at 32 Leyton Avenue, he seems unfazed by the property’s lurid past. “It will be sold eventually,” he says cheerfully, noting that some buyers will specifically seek out these horticultural hotspots of yore. After all, at bargain barrel prices, former grow-op houses are a renovator’s dream.<br />
<em>Thanks to reader Stella for the tip.</em></p>
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		<title>Paradise City</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnnie Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">Photo by Katherine Verendia. If you&#8217;ve been looking at the upcoming shows listed on the Toronto Centre for the Arts&#8217; website, you might have been perplexed to hear that Axl Rose was going to be tying on his bandana one more time for a three-night engagement at the North York theatre. But it&#8217;s not actually [...]</p>]]></description>
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If you&#8217;ve been looking at the upcoming shows listed on the <a href="http://www.tocentre.com/">Toronto Centre for the Arts&#8217; website</a>, you might have been perplexed to hear that Axl Rose was going to be tying on his bandana one more time for a three-night engagement at the North York theatre.  But it&#8217;s not actually Guns N&#8217; Roses, sweet children of ours, but <a href="http://theoriginalnorwegian.com/"><em>Guns and Roses</em></a>, a new play by local actor, playwright, and director Julian DeZotti.<br />
Featuring a talented and exciting young cast (including Ben Sanders and Hannah Cheesman), <em>Guns and Roses</em> explores today&#8217;s high school culture as it relates to drugs, sexting, and just what exactly is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wCXr_6wgns">wrong with these kids today</a>.  It promises to include video projections, a live DJ, and some math class masturbation.  Ah, high school&#8230;<br />
After the fold, we chat with writer/director DeZotti about drugs, teen angst, and <em>Gossip Girl</em>.</p>
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<strong>Torontoist: This play is about teenagers.  What makes you interested in this age group?  How are the teens in your show different from the teens you see represented in popular culture?</strong><br />
Julian DeZotti: What interests me in this group—and has for a while—is the sheer fact that teenagers really aren&#8217;t teenagers anymore.  Or aren&#8217;t allowed to be anyway.  At the risk of sounding cliché, high school is definitely a microcosm of the real world, with a social hierarchy where everything is life-and-death for those living in that world.  But they don&#8217;t have the luxury of distance, or the patience of a forty-year-old, to assess, deliberate, and breathe. It seems to me the stakes are higher in high school than in &#8220;real life,&#8221; because everything is more real for teenagers.  They <em>feel</em> just a bit more because they are growing up and changing.  From my own experience in high school, I remember working pretty damn hard, and having an anxiety connected to this need and expectation to succeed and an inability to accept failure.  University was actually quite a bit easier for me than high school.  I don&#8217;t think my characters are necessarily that different from the ones portrayed in teen popular culture—they&#8217;re still assholes—but I think the dialogue and language rings a bit more true in my play.  I tried to steer away from the &#8220;just say no to drugs&#8221; teen-issue play that kids might be used to seeing.  That just doesn&#8217;t fly and teenagers tune out.  It was important for me that I show them that the theatre is an important place for their stories to be told, as much as TV, movies, or the internet, and I hope that they will return to the theatre because they enjoyed themselves. I would say the characters in this play are less apathetic and vapid than some of the people I see in popular culture—particularly &#8220;reality&#8221; TV.  My characters are suited to compelling drama because they are living life-and-death circumstances, but are holding themselves back.  They are hiding quite a bit, which is more realistic. They are not the made-up, glossy, camera-seeking douches you see on all reality TV nowadays (thanks, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InH9mQ2Mw1w">Spencer Pratt</a>) and they have problems that are realistic, not <em>Gossip Girl</em> high drama (sorry, fans).<br />
<strong>Some people are saying right now that while it used to seem like a new generation came along every ten years, these days, culture changes much more quickly, and new generations pop up every three to four years.  How different do you think it is to be a teenager today, compared to how it was when you were in high school?</strong><br />
I wouldn&#8217;t begin to speak for teenagers these days (even though I&#8217;ve written a play about them), but from my observation, I couldn&#8217;t begin to imagine being a teenager in high school now.  Back when I was there, I think you had a bit more time, just in a general sense.  Now, everything happens in the instant, because the status quo is determined by what phone you have and how connected you are to popular culture thanks to the immediacy of the internet.  We had ICQ and MSN Messenger, but they have Youtube and Myspace.  People had cellphones when I was in high school, but now everyone and their grandmother has one, and texting is the go-to mode of communication.   I think teenagers have more room to express themselves—which is great—thanks to the internet and cellphone cameras, but with that comes the problem of over-saturation, overexposure, and mediocrity.<br />
<strong>What kind of research did you have to do to begin work on a project like this?</strong><br />
I started just writing the play while I was in university, so high school was still fresh in my mind. As it developed over the past few years, I would tweak the dialogue to reflect what I was hearing (conversations between teenagers on the subway are just brilliantly entertaining to me).  Pop culture references kept changing, and then I added a texting scene in there, which wouldn&#8217;t have happened years ago.  Then I did research, and interviewed people about ecstasy and made sure certain scenes were realistic in terms of characters&#8217; behaviour and interaction on ecstasy.  Since it&#8217;s a drug that makes you empathetic and puts you in a sharing mood, that both makes for some tricky work as well as frees you up as a playwright. Characters speak their minds, but where&#8217;s the conflict and drama if everyone is just &#8220;sharing&#8221; all the time?<br />
<strong>Now, let&#8217;s get serious.  What is your favourite small-screen teen drama of all time?</strong><br />
I have to confess I don&#8217;t watch too much teen drama.  <em>My So Called Life</em> would be the go-to choice, but I am a fan of the early <em>OC</em> and the old <em>90210</em> as much as the next person.  I haven&#8217;t seen <em>Freaks and Geeks</em>, which is supposed to be pretty dead-on.  If anything, I love to watch the unrequited teen love story unfold.  Maybe because I&#8217;ve had personal experience with that subject matter (I know, poor me), but that&#8217;s always been the thing that draws me to that age group—it always makes for a touching story.<br />
<em>Guns and Roses</em> opens tonight and plays until January 15 at the Toronto Centre for the Arts.<br />
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<p><span class="asset-footer">CORRECTION: FEBRUARY 2, 2010</span> The photo in this post was originally credited, in error, to Darcy Hoover. Hoover is the one who emailed us the photo, but the photographer is Katherine Verendia. Our apologies.</p>
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		<title>Bills, Bills, Bills</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marc Lostracco</dc:creator>
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Ever wonder what hundreds of thousands of dollars looks like?  These 41 Division officers pose with almost $400,000 in cash recovered during the execution of a search warrant in the Danforth and Birchmount area on Wednesday.  A 62-year-old man was arrested and charged with trafficking cocaine, and these guys (photographed with their battering ram) got a rare opportunity to see what most of us only dream of when buying a lottery ticket or playing the slots.<br />
<em>Photo courtesy of the Toronto Police Service.</em></p>
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		<title>Taxes Due, Ontario Getting Poorer, We&#8217;re #51!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Metzger</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/419672">Today is tax deadline day</a>, and if the Canada Revenue  Agency says you owe money, pay now or get nailed with penalties. If the government owes you, wait for it or head down to the LCBO and take it out in wine coolers (provincial portion only).<br />
The <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/419853">debate over legislating TTC workers</a> into essential servitude may happen, but not for a while. Rather than being discussed now, the matter has been referred to executive committee until later this year or until public outrage subsides, whichever comes first.<br />
TD Bank economists say that <a href="http://www.reportonbusiness.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080429.wontario0429/BNStory/Business/home">Ontario will soon be an official have-not province</a>, and could start collecting equalization payments within two years. However, since at last count, Ontario donated $21 billion more to the Feds than we get back, we&#8217;d be getting paid from our own money.  Hey Alberta—can you spot us a couple of bucks &#8217;til payday?<br />
Police have shut down the <a href="http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/30/5426051-sun.html">largest meth lab ever found in the GTA</a>. Economists say the bust will increase inflationary pressures on the meth market, and possibly price it out of reach for poorer addicts.<br />
In the latest improbable Top Whatever list, <a href="http://list.canadianbusiness.com/rankings/bestplacestolive/2008/prosperity/Default.aspx?sub=n1&#038;df=bestcities&#038;sp2=1&#038;sc1=6&#038;d1=a">Toronto has been rated the 51st best place</a> to live in Canada by <em>Canadian Business</em> magazine.  Look for a mass exodus of Torontonians to Yellowknife (#32), Winnipeg (#7) and Ottawa (#1).<br />
A new study says that <a href="http://www.680news.com/news/local/article.jsp?content=20080429_185208_9788">humans can only remember three things</a> at a time. That&#8217;s why I have a note taped to the inside of my front door that says, &#8220;Shirt, pants, shoes, socks!&#8221;<br />
<em>Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pkeleher/2412745961/">Paul Keleher</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Get Out And Byelect Somebody, Sucks To Be Tibet, U.S. Economic Collapse Accelerates</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Metzger</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/03/16/canada-byelections.html">Four federal byelections</a> are being held today, including two in the Toronto ridings of Willowdale and Toronto Centre. The Liberals are considered to have the edge locally, where the Conservative &#8220;We Loathe Toronto&#8221; campaign of the last two years hasn&#8217;t been as well-received as hoped. Happy St. Paddy&#8217;s Day and remember to get voting before you get drinking.<br />
<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2008/03/16/black-son.html">Conrad Black&#8217;s son, Jonathan</a>, 30, has been charged with failing to stop after an accident,  driving while under suspension, careless driving, and operating a motor vehicle without insurance following a car accident on Thursday. Community leaders are calling for an enquiry into the unusually high rates of arrest and incarceration among Black males.<br />
<a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=380089">Rioting against Chinese rule</a> in and around Tibet over the last few days has now taken less than forty or more than a hundred lives, depending on who you believe. Tibet&#8217;s tactful spiritual leader the Dalai Lama noted that &#8220;whether intentionally or unintentionally, some kind of cultural genocide is taking place,” which is kind of like saying, &#8220;whether intentionally, or unintentionally, the Summer Olympics are taking place in Beijing this year.&#8221;<br />
In today&#8217;s most important news story you don&#8217;t care about, Bear Stearns, one of the oldest investment banks in the U.S., has avoided bankruptcy by <a href="http://www.reportonbusiness.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080316.wbearstearns0316/BNStory/robNews/home">being sold to J.P. Morgan for $2 a share</a>. The deal was underwritten by the U.S. government with money they don&#8217;t have, so look for the U.S. dollar to continue to plunge, <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080316.wfed0216/BNStory/Front">the Fed to continue to panic</a>, and small investors to continue to bend over and say, &#8220;please, sir, may I have another?&#8221;<br />
Toronto police <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/346783">arrested some thirty people</a> in a drug raid on after-hours club Comfort Zone around 6 a.m. Sunday morning. Police claimed they found a variety of drugs in what they called a &#8220;routine sweep,&#8221; while club management said they didn&#8217;t sell any drugs, never heard about any drugs, and if there were any they were holding them for a friend who said it was allergy medication.<br />
A Sundins-less Leafs took a <a href="http://www.torontosun.com/Sports/Hockey/2008/03/17/5027086-sun.html">6–2 beating</a> from Buffalo on the weekend, sending them into the zombie zone where they&#8217;re clearly dead but just keep on skating anyway.<br />
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		<title>Ford Never Sorry, Sikh Refused Constitutional Right To Brain Injury, UN Must Not Be On Crack</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Metzger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="rss_dek">City councillor, unintentional humourist, and Torontoist favourite Councillor Rob Ford has grabbed himself some headlines again. He refuses to apologize for his comments on Wednesday, &#8220;the Oriental people, they&#8217;re slowly taking over&#8230;they&#8217;re hard, hard workers,&#8221; because his sweeping generalization was intended as &#8220;a compliment.&#8221; However, a spokesperson for the Canadian Council of Lazy Asians has [...]</p>]]></description>
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City councillor, unintentional humourist, and <a href="http://torontoist.com/2007/12/villain_rob_for.php">Torontoist favourite</a> Councillor Rob Ford has grabbed himself some headlines again. <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/310319">He refuses to apologize</a> for his comments on Wednesday, &#8220;the Oriental people, they&#8217;re slowly taking over&#8230;they&#8217;re hard, hard workers,&#8221; because his sweeping generalization was intended as &#8220;a compliment.&#8221;  However, a spokesperson for the Canadian Council of Lazy Asians has said that the remarks were &#8220;deeply offensive.&#8221;<br />
A <a href="http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/03/07/4935976-sun.html">devout Sikh man</a> has lost his bid to overturn the law requiring all motorcyclists to wear helmets. The Crown rejected Baljinder Singh Badesha&#8217;s assertion that helmet laws infringe his religious freedom to wear a turban, arguing that non-helmeted riders were far more likely to be seriously injured in any accident, with the medical costs passed along to society. There&#8217;s actually a potential compromise here—if Badesha would waive his right to any medical treatment necessitated by his irrationality, then when he inevitably cracks his head open on a curb (or &#8220;joins the <a href="http://www.nndb.com/people/848/000022782/">Gary Busey</a> fan club,&#8221; as it&#8217;s known in biker circles), the rest of us can contemplate the folly of interfering with natural selection without having to pay for it.<br />
In the misty Otherworld of U.S. politics, the Clinton team is demanding that the <a href="http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=357552">primaries in Florida and Michigan</a>, which don&#8217;t count, should count, on account of she won them. The Democratic party may hold the primaries again, giving the tiny group of voters who choose from the tiny pool of candidates the ability to maintain the fantasy that this has something to do with democracy. The issue is particularly sensitive in Florida, where many people still think Al Gore is President.<br />
The United Nations has slammed Canada for programs that <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080307.wcrack07/BNStory/National/?page=rss&#038;id=RTGAM.20080307.wcrack07">provide free crack pipes</a> to drug users in three cities, including Toronto.  The Ontario Ministry of Health stands behind their programs, saying that they are essential for poor single parents and others who otherwise might not be able to afford recreational crack use.<br />
<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/03/06/climate-study.html">A report to be released</a> by the Department of Natural Resources says that climate change will lead to more &#8220;ice storms, torrential downpours, floods, droughts and landslides&#8221; in Canada. On the other hand, Canadian wines may be improved by the warmer weather, and it&#8217;ll help to have a little buzz going as the environment collapses.<br />
Also, we&#8217;re getting a <a href="http://www.680news.com/news/local/article.jsp?content=20080306_150744_5132">whack more snow</a> this weekend, <em>and</em> you get to lose an hour of sleep to daylight savings time. Welcome to March, and sorry about everything.<br />
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		<title>Snappy Answers: In Which We Get a Little Blunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah Nicole Prickett</dc:creator>
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<em>Dear Snappy Answers,<br />
I moved here from the U.S. a little while ago. Down there, I would hear these stories about the lax marijuana laws here and the more lax enforcement of those laws. When I got here, I thought I would have an easy time getting my smoke on. Unfortunately, that has not been the case.<br />
I’ve posted on Craig’s List; I’ve talked to proprietors of smoke shops; I’ve even spent hours walking a loop in Kensington Market (as one proprietor suggested) with the hope that someone would approach me on the street. The one thing I’ve learned from these experiences? Desperation must be a repellent to pot dealers.<br />
I don’t know anyone else here I can ask (and you said “ask anything,” not “ask anything that won’t require us to break laws.”)<br />
I know it’s out there.  I just don’t know where.  Do you?<br />
Jonesingly,<br />
Lev</em></p>
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Dear Lev,<br />
When you like a girl (assuming you like girls), do you walk a loop around her neighbourhood with the hope that she eventually approach you with a shy smile and an offer of &#8220;maybe a drink or two sometime?&#8221; Or do you take a deep breath, try not to look so desperate, and go knock on her door?<br />
If you have half a testicle, you&#8217;ll choose the latter method. And that method works for pretty much everything in life, because as everyone knows, life is a game whose meaning is best explained through vague sports analogies. In this case, you&#8217;ll only score if you take chances.<br />
Furthermore, our guess is that the Kensington proprietor who gave you this hilariously useless advice was totally screwing with you. Probably because you&#8217;re American. So drop the Yank accent (and with it, phrases like &#8220;get my smoke on&#8221;—not cool) and pick up a Tim Horton&#8217;s mug  or a hockey stick or something (we actually have no idea what makes someone Canadian, which is what makes us so Canadian).<br />
If you&#8217;re still not having any luck at the <a href="http://www.roachorama.com/hotbox/">Hot Box Caf&eacute;</a> (where they can&#8217;t sell it themselves, but probably serve half the people in town who do), head out of the market and up to College Street. Start at Spadina, walk west, and ask every relatively friendly-looking person you see the same question: &#8220;Hey man, you know where I can find some weed?&#8221;<br />
And if you get to Bathurst without getting any, stop in at <a href="http://www.sneaky-dees.com/">Sneaky Dee&#8217;s</a> (431 College Street). It&#8217;s a veritable mecca for starving indie rockers, procrastinating students, and other high-minded individuals looking to cure their munchies with cheap Tex-Mex. Guaranteed, everyone in this joint knows someone who knows someone who sells the stuff out of their dorm room.<br />
Supporting anecdote: A former Torontoist contributor once approached a couple of band boys smoking outside Sneaky&#8217;s. She shared their pot, then asked where she could get some of her own. They pointed to a big white van pulling up on the street—yes, just like in the movies—and said, &#8220;Those guys.&#8221; She and her friend were actually about to climb in when her boyfriend came out, <em>freaked</em> out, and saved her from making a very hazy decision.<br />
While Torontoist doesn&#8217;t recommend climbing into big white vans with random strangers—or posting on Craigslist, which is more or less the same thing—we do suggest making friends with them. Who wants to get high alone, anyway? It&#8217;s the next worst thing to getting off alone.<br />
Good luck!<br />
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<em>Are TTC drivers actually allowed to stop their streetcar, get out and grab a double-double with a toasted plain bagel with cheese while everyone on the car just sits there?<br />
—Puneet</em><br />
You mean, are TTC drivers actually allowed to get hungry and take occasional five-minute breaks to sustain themselves through their long, repetitive, stressful and sometimes even <a href="http://www.thestar.com/News/article/295876">traumatic</a> work days?<br />
God, we hope not.<br />
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<em>Does Gord Martineau wear a toupee? And if not, why does his hair look like a helmet?<br />
—Maria</em><br />
Sources at <s>CityTV</s> CTV swear the <a href="http://www.citytv.com/toronto/personalities_GordMartineau.aspx">evening anchor</a>&#8216;s hair is all his own. As for the hardheadedness, it can only be part of Mr. Martineau&#8217;s overall air of immovable gravitas. That, or he and Stephen Harper have the same hairdresser.</p>
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