Exploring the magic and madness of mailboxes, self-help, and undergarments, so that you don’t have to. A Good Reason Because condiments only do so much? Actual Training Bra Somewhere, Judy Blume is crying. POWER, CONFIDENCE and SOCIAL PERSONALITY Women secretly laugh at 2,819-word-long Craigslist posts. PSO “Candidate must be reliable.” But, like, don’t moan like [...]

In this week’s Declassified, we see Torontonians going from the bottom of the ocean to up, up, and away, plus we get some love from the USA. Unnatural Attractions “Are you naturally attracted to weird, bizarre findings?” Yes! (That’s our job!) “Creeps are available in several forms.” Also true! Also true but not mentioned: There [...]

Not About Real Crustaceans Neither here nor there, but a crab from Boston would be into that sort of thing. Dog Coffin What kind of dog comes shaped like that? (Hat tip to reader Nick Benko!) Entertain After Eights are more than “mildly okay,” douchebag. Laughably Ugly Pieces of Furniture Those pillows aren’t so bad, [...]

In Soviet Russia, Diva Bird Own You Mariah? If the budgies were into Beyonce, it’d be a much faster sell. Hot For…Dental Hygienist? Wouldn’t it be awkward to make out with someone knowing they’ve scraped your mouth gunk? The Girlfriend Experience If it didn’t work as a movie, it won’t work as an approach to [...]

Wanted: Horrifying Conception Anecdote Pregnant woman’s piss needed for hilarious prank where you sell me piss and then I drink your piss and see if it gives me an erection. This will be such a gag! Can’t wait to see the look on your face! Surf3r BoI Needz H3lp! If you guys want to know [...]

It's late summer, and in honour of what has been a true current-events shitshow, we present several thousand rolls of toilet paper, among other appropriately batty offerings.

Much like that cumbersome piece of furniture that's gone out of style and is deemed unsellable, the soon-to-be-discarded Jarvis bike lane is unlikely to bring in even a few hundred bucks (although one of Karen Stintz's constituents might want to buy it for her kids so they can get home for dinner on time). But maybe, just maybe, someone with a big truck will come and haul it away for free. That's $200,000 in the City's pocket. Hey, with that, they could rebuild the Jarvis bike lane all over again three times. Maybe in 2014?

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. A mystery in every box! Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist. Things Torontoist will herein declassify: reasons for not [...]

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist. Things Torontoist will herein declassify: why you should never shave, what to feed [...]

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist. In this edition: Po-mo Christmas in May, novel things to do with Bugaboos, [...]

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist. Things Torontoist will herein declassify: how to rent an apartment, unload a mattress, [...]

Left- and right-wing versions of an ad seeking social media commenters. Both ads have now been flagged for removal. Yesterday we (and the rest of the internet) stumbled across an ad, on Craigslist, seeking people to post right-wing comments on online comment boards for pay. Similar ads have since surfaced on Craigslist in other Canadian [...]