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Posts Filed Under: “Brett Lamb”

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Televisualist: Aiken To Be an Apprentice

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Actually, if Stern did this on "America's Got Talent" we'd appreciate him more.
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Televisualist: A High-Functioning Sociopath

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

This week, Brett answers the eternal question: what if Sherlock Holmes teamed up with Jeff from previous Stephen Moffat show "Coupling"? And now, we know.

Televisualist: [Insert Nationality Here] Gypsy Wedding

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Brett says that "this is what all people secretly want to see" when they watch dance shows. In other news: Brett is a horrible sadist and we will check his refrigerator to see if there are any human heads in there.
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Televisualist: Twenty-Five Years of Fart Jokes

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Michael Richards flunked.

Televisualist: Say Yes to the Dress, Last Chance Mama’s Boys

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

This is just another excuse for us to say "Van Der Beek" as many times as possible.
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Televisualist: YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

We originally considered The Sikhs Of St. John, but then decided on this, mostly because atheists are, let us face it, much dorkier.

Televisualist: Throne Soup

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

"Roughly, Tyrion yanked away the trousers, and understood at last why Petyr was called Littlefinger."
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Televisualist: Cruel To Be Kind

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Josh from "Less Than Kind" stares at the promos for "Mad Men" and dreams of greater things. Like maybe not wearing underpants in public.
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Televisualist: Human Garbage

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Brett really wanted to make a joke about neutrinos, so we officially present an extremely laboured tie-in to Ashley Judd's new television series., mostly because "Fringe" is a rerun this week.
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Televisualist: Begone, James Franco, Begone

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

"It's an honor just to be nominated," say people who will disappear into the vast swath of history, unmourned and unloved.
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Televisualist: Unemployed In Trumpland

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Luckily, George Takei is trained to deal with human wind tunnels after a career spent in the presence of William Shatner.
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Televisualist: Buy One Slow Week, Get Two Free

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Ah, technology.
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Televisualist: Worth An Entire Truckload of Orphans

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

We could not pass up an opportunity to make fun of the Black Eyed Peas, no matter how obvious an opening it might have been.
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Televisualist: Dylan McDermott! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Yep. Them’s zombies. It's the season for 'em.

Urban Planner: October 4, 2011

In today's Urban Planner: create your 3D vision of the city out of LEGO pieces; listen in on a lecture to learn more about municipal finance; and celebrate those who preserve and promote the city's past at the annual Heritage Toronto Awards.

By Laura Hewitt • Illustration by Brett Lamb

Toronto residents have a chance to share their vision of our city's future at the Upper Toronto event series.
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Televisualist: New Shows

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

2011xxxxzooey
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Televisualist: Mercy Mercer Me

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Brett Lamb

This image guaranteed to be three hundred percent more smug than the real-life Rick Mercer.
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Televisualist: The Poor Man’s Bobby Flay

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

"Based on a true story of our police forces. Then we added some zombies to it."

Glad Hand: Doug Shops for a Megamall

By Brett Lamb

Glad Hand
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Televisualist: Heroic Bisexual Succubus Fairy Time

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett Lamb

She's so heroic! And so bisexual! And also a succubus.