Wanted: Horrifying Conception Anecdote Pregnant woman’s piss needed for hilarious prank where you sell me piss and then I drink your piss and see if it gives me an erection. This will be such a gag! Can’t wait to see the look on your face! Surf3r BoI Needz H3lp! If you guys want to know [...]

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist. Things Torontoist will herein declassify: how to rent an apartment, unload a mattress, [...]

Photo by Marc Lostracco. In upcoming months, Toronto’s summer temperatures will once again strain the power grid, and the demand for more power means more power generation—and consequently, more pollution. For Ontario customers wishing to utilize renewable energy sources, there are currently only two options: expensively retrofit your property to generate some of its own [...]

High-rise dwellers know the challenges of living in a densely stacked box with a bunch of strangers, and have undoubtedly experienced the alarming realization that one’s neighbours often behave in mysterious ways. We’ve heard stories of elevator flatulence, human poop in stairwells, and discarded ironing boards jamming tiny garbage chutes. As reported by passiveaggressivenotes.com, one [...]