The Explosively Talented Christopher Bird

Plus it's embarrassing when you get owned by half the comments you're allegedly poking fun at. You have an interesting definition of "owned" that is completely unlike any working definition currently...

The range of articles can co-exist. Exactly. Torontoist has a range of talented contributors whose purpose is to inform, educate and enlighten. They have me when they need mockery and/or dick jokes....

"Bike riders grinding up the same route burn up a lot more carbohydrates, which their bodies convert into carbon dioxide and exhale, adding to their carbon footprint." There's no charitable reading o...

UPDATE TO UPDATED UPDATE: Yeah, it's gone. It was a tweet where Taylor thanked Torontoist for the "awesome article." I would assume that in between issuing the tweet and deleting it, Taylor probably a...

Actually, "ostricization" is a recognized noun form of "ostracize." Go check dictionary.com if you don't believe me....