The Explosively Talented Christopher Bird

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• Commented on They Heard The News Today, Oh Boy: Blackface Edition
  Plus it's embarrassing when you get owned by half the comments you're allegedly poking fun at. You have an interesting definition of "owned" that is completely unlike any working definition currently operative and that fascinates me....
• Commented on They Heard The News Today, Oh Boy: Blackface Edition
  The range of articles can co-exist. Exactly. Torontoist has a range of talented contributors whose purpose is to inform, educate and enlighten. They have me when they need mockery and/or dick jokes....
• Commented on Terence Corcoran Hates Your Bike
  "Bike riders grinding up the same route burn up a lot more carbohydrates, which their bodies convert into carbon dioxide and exhale, adding to their carbon footprint." There's no charitable reading of this: Corcoran is explicitly arguing that cyclists create...
• Commented on You (Yes, <em>You</em>) Are Keeping Zack Taylor Down
  UPDATE TO UPDATED UPDATE: Yeah, it's gone. It was a tweet where Taylor thanked Torontoist for the "awesome article." I would assume that in between issuing the tweet and deleting it, Taylor probably actually read the article, rather than just...
• Commented on You (Yes, <em>You</em>) Are Keeping Zack Taylor Down
  Actually, "ostricization" is a recognized noun form of "ostracize." Go check dictionary.com if you don't believe me....