All of those in favour of skipping out on school/work/responsibilities for the Jays game, say "aye!" In the news: pipe bomb prompts three hour shutdown, Campaign 2000 publishes new report on citywide child poverty rates, and Elections Canada tells voters to vote at the wrong place.
According to the eBible Fellowship, today is Doomsday! Celebrate by getting day-drunk at the office! In the news: man sentenced in Highway 427 crash gets five years in prison, the forgetful are ticketed and towed in downtown parking blitz, and police announce $50k reward in fatal attack.