In this week's Declassified, we see Torontonians taking up the gift-giving spirit. Kind of.
The world will never tire of this monkey.
We are thoroughly disappointed by how the author of this post missed every opportunity to include some blatantly obvious puns. That said, ladies, here is a super creepy chance to make $80 (and get lung cancer) lickety-split.
Can you imagine what would happen if every ad’s author was kind enough to add a disclaimer that their offer might involve illegal activity? We’d have nothing to write about.
Yeah, yeah, we’re all bananas over the Ikea monkey.
We have a strong suspicion that in this season of gift-giving, this guy has a package for you.