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Declassified: Packaged Goods

In this week's Declassified, we see Torontonians taking up the gift-giving spirit. Kind of.

The world will never tire of this monkey.


FEMALE ASSISTANT

We are thoroughly disappointed by how the author of this post missed every opportunity to include some blatantly obvious puns. That said, ladies, here is a super creepy chance to make $80 (and get lung cancer) lickety-split.


NOT LEGAL

Can you imagine what would happen if every ad’s author was kind enough to add a disclaimer that their offer might involve illegal activity? We’d have nothing to write about.


IKEA MONKEY

Yeah, yeah, we’re all bananas over the Ikea monkey.


UNDIES

We have a strong suspicion that in this season of gift-giving, this guy has a package for you.

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.

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