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Declassified: Spilled Drinks and a Beautiful Sea of Bliss

This edition of Declassifed examines (erotic?) hair-washers, drink-spillers, essay non-writers and more.

More clumsy, Internet-enabled outreach to our fellow man.


A Beautiful Sea of Bliss

So much massaging on this bliss sea. That’s nice. But do they provide Gravol?


No Brainer

Psychology, you say?


Start a Conversation

Start a conversation? In public? With…with a stranger? Until someone gets on inventing that Cultural Shyness Eraser™ machine we so badly need, Craigslist Missed Connections will have to suffice.


No Homo Whatsoever

Not even a tiny bit of homo.


Escalated Quickly

It was funny until the anti-semitism. Waste of a Ron Burgundy.

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.

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  • Chris

    “Of course, non-plagiarized is a no-brainer.” Best line in the whole thing. The guy knows that as soon as he hands them in they both become COMPLETELY plagiarized, right?