This edition of Declassifed examines (erotic?) hair-washers, drink-spillers, essay non-writers and more.
More clumsy, Internet-enabled outreach to our fellow man.
So much massaging on this bliss sea. That’s nice. But do they provide Gravol?
Start a conversation? In public? With…with a stranger? Until someone gets on inventing that Cultural Shyness Eraser™ machine we so badly need, Craigslist Missed Connections will have to suffice.
Not even a tiny bit of homo.
It was funny until the anti-semitism. Waste of a Ron Burgundy.