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Declassified: Cheaters, Sexting(!), and Poo

In this edition of the things we declass: love, lust, and the number of fun that comes right after one.

To mark summer’s end, civility throws in the towel.

BLOOD LIGHT

Paul Ryan?


Testing Dick Strength

If these Thompson Hotel condo residents had the foresight to invest in curtains, they’d be the kinds of telenovela characters the audience guiltily cheers for. Sans curtains: finger-wag recipients.


Harmless Sex Texts

Because, apparently, all it takes is a cheerful exclamation point to nudge this Craigslist heading out of Creepsville and into the “strictly platonic” pages.


Probably Taking a Shit

The bowels of romance.


Made a Stinky

Sure. Why not.

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. InDeclassified Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.

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