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Weekend Newsstand: July 7, 2012

Once in awhile a day comes along that reminds you what this is all for, why this crazy ride we call life is worth riding. That day is Saturday, so bask in its glory while you read its news: Giorgio Mammoliti has big plans for solving homelessness in Toronto; Kristyn Wong-Tam has big plans for Wellesley Street; the heat, and a playground, rise in High Park; Toronto's infrastructure has heatstroke; rain brings a reprieve from the hot, hot, heat; and flesh-killing bacteria-killing maggots (enough said?).

Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti (Ward 7, York West) has a message for Toronto’s most vulnerable citizens: you can’t sleep on the streets. The head of Mayor Rob Ford’s taskforce on homelessness says it’s time to get homeless people off the streets, and wants the City to replace shelters with apartment-like transitional housing in which homeless people could get support for addictions and mental health issues. If only we’d known all along what the simple solution is to homelessness…to simply stop being homeless! Just, stop it! Thank you, Mammoliti.

A 2.1 acre stretch of land that runs along Wellesley Street between Bay and Yonge streets may soon become a park if Councillor Kristyn Wong-Tam (Ward 27, Toronto Centre-Rosedale) gets her way. Rather than go through with the sale of the vacant lot at 11 Wellesley Street (the office of the Infrastructure Ontario minister says the property is on the market), Wong-Tam is pushing for a park with a Green P lot, possibly underneath. The land was donated to Ontario in the late 1980s to build a new ballet and opera house, a plan that collapsed along with the economy. Word is that cement blocks will be set-up outside the proposed parkland so that Toronto Star reporter Daniel Dale can peek over and check on the progress from time-to-time.

Were you complaining about the heat yesterday? Were you doing so while rebuilding a playground? In other words, are you a true Canadian hero? No? Well, guess what. These people are.

In case you hadn’t noticed, Toronto’s infrastructure doesn’t seem to be coping with the heat very well. Blackouts across the Toronto-area from late Thursday to Friday evening were caused by aging equipment failing in the heat, and on Friday the TTC slowed subway trains to 40 km/h from 60 km/h in open areas because tracks can expand and warp at 35 degrees or higher. In other words, Toronto was not built for this kind of weather. Looks like Americans aren’t the only ones who think we live in igloos.

If all this extreme heat talk is getting you down, parts of the GTA will have something to look forward to today—torrential downpours! Hurray!

The following news blurb is NSFB (Not Safe For Breakfast-Eating). A Scarborough man who almost lost his foot to an aggressive flesh-killing infection was saved by an unlikely ally: maggots. How did this happen, you ask? Please continue, you say? Don’t say you weren’t warned. Doctors at Rouge Valley Centenary Hospital arranged for said maggots to be quickly imported from California, and within 24 hours after arrival, 800 maggots per treatment were applied to the man’s wounded foot once a week for three weeks. They were then left for up to 36 hours to eat the dead flesh. While on, they were covered with mesh so that they could breath, and at the end of each application the maggots were washed out with a peroxide rinse, and then disposed of once dead. Now you know.

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  • Postpomo

    you can mail order maggots? Internet, I love you.

    • Anonymous

      We couldn’t use local maggots?

      • Anonymous

        Their union has priced them out of the market.

        • Anonymous

          that’s just right wing maggot propaganda

      • Anonymous

        Rob was at the cottage.

      • Anonymous

        We should have local medical maggots, they’re raised differently somehow to ensure they’re clean, I think, or at least there’s some sort of difference between medical maggots and the usual kind.

        Maggots have long been used in medicine for millenia since they only eat dead flesh and not living flesh so are much more precise and do much less damage to healthy flesh than just hacking away with a scalpel. They’re very effective, safe, and inexpensive, we should definitely be making more use of them here in Canada.

        You can also order bees and species of insects used for killing off other more annoying insects over the internet too.

        Now if only they could only genetically engineer bug space ships like in Lexx

  • Anonymous

    Mammoliti’s idea doesn’t sound so bad to me. I was braced to read “… round them up and throw them in jail…” but transitional housing with aid certainly sounds more effective than just giving them a bowl of soup and a bed to sleep on while they’re meagre possessions are stolen.

    • OgtheDim

      The issues are two fold:

      you have to have the transitional housing in place before you close the shelters.

      &

      Like it or not, some people are not going to accept help, for what ever reason. I know what Doug would say should happen then.

      • Anonymous

        Did not Miller start a program several years ago. Street to Homes I believe it was called and has been successful Why can’t Mammoliti build on this program instead of starting all over again.
        Or is this too much to admit Miller did something good for the city.

        • Anonymous

          Bingo!

      • Anonymous

        I would hope the first part is a given.

        As to the second, I realize not every homeless person has a problem being homeless or wants to give in to The Man/Society/Puppets of the Lizard People, but plenty do want to get off the streets and find things stacked against them or the existing aid structure unappealing.

    • Anonymous

      The notion is appealing but unworkable for many, without a forcible institutionalization component (aka throw them in jail). Which isn’t too far from how we generally deal with dire poverty and mental illness anyway.

      Mammo just wants to get the last vestiges out of sight and out of mind, so our shopping will be unencumbered by any unpleasantness.

      • OgtheDim

        And he probably wants to get rid of the bag ladies….

        Soon they will remind Ford of good times no longer possible.

  • Amsterswim

    Get the homeless off the streets immediately.

    The streets in Toronto are becoming very dangerous because of the large number of homeless people, many with mental health issues. This is a FACT.

    As for those bleeding heart liberals whining about violation of civil liberties, they are welcome to accept the homeless into their homes to live with them.

    In Toronto, I have seen innocent bystanders being physically assaulted and spitted on, and harassed by homeless people. Again, this is a FACT.

    If the police choose to go after harmless potheads instead of ignoring the dangerous criminals and the dangerous homeless people, then I think it is the job of the citizens to make sure the politicians are held to account.

    • Michael DiFrancesco

      Your first “fact” was an assertion, your second was an anecdote. Thought I’d point that out.

      The rest of your comment really isn’t worth noting.

  • Concerned

    About time for a massive cleanup.

    The streets in Toronto are now swamped with dangerous, mentally unsound homeless folks. This is not about not caring. It is fundamentally about PUBLIC SAFETY.

    Rarely a day goes by in Toronto without me seeing a person being harassed, often dangerously and physically, by the homeless.

    We are not talking about harmless begging and asking for change like the homeless in the U.S. In Toronto, it seems that many of the homeless have mental health issues.

    Something has got to be done before more people are assaulted.

    • Anonymous

      What a load of crap, Amsterswim-I-mean-Concerned.

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