In this week’s Declassified, we see Torontonians getting uncomfortable.
Ten bucks says that if you hopped over to the personals section, you would find an amazing pool of applicants.
A beautiful ode to Toronto. London can keep Dickens, and we’ll pass on Hemingway, Havana. The charm of our city can be reduced to a Craigslist ad about Igor Kenk giving birth to a two-wheeled lovechild.
Please, like we would ever turn down any opportunity to watch the video for “Single Ladies.”
Are there enough details in his post? Do we want to know the details?
There are three things you should know about Canada: we have the worst telecommunications in the world, everything you need is on Craigslist, and Canadians are too polite to yell at anyone of their own volition. Looks like it took you no time at all to fit in. Congratulations. Welcome to Canada!