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Declassified: All the Midsummer Crazies
Where tickle torturesses meet desperate dogs.
Because nothing beats the heat like Craigslist…
Some things are best scrubbed of context.
$10,000. You’d think they’d at least mention it was made of unicorn horns.
They forgot “loft-style.”
The great thing about being a master tickle torturess is that you don’t even have to spell your destination names right.
If we were a pug in a dressing gown, we’d be staining furniture, too.
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. InDeclassified Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.
Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.
