Declassified: Static Cling, a Fling, and a Few Other Things

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew Daley

In this week’s Declassified, we see Torontonians getting tickled and in a pickle.

Note to self: People at Fabricland are clingy.

After giving some serious thought to the best possible Free Willy pickup lines, we realized Michael Jackson said it best.

If only we could be self-employed like this.

Yeah, that is pretty mysterious. We would looooove to see the responses to this post.