In this edition of Declassified, we ruin Tim Hortons' breakfast forever.
Exploring the magic and madness of mailboxes, self-help, and undergarments, so that you don’t have to.
Because condiments only do so much?
Somewhere, Judy Blume is crying.
Women secretly laugh at 2,819-word-long Craigslist posts.
“Candidate must be reliable.” But, like, don’t moan like Frankenstein too, ’kay?
In which we are narrowly spared a crass double entendre about stuffing boxes.
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