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Declassified: Boston Crab on the Ugly Couch
In this edition of Declassified, wrestling moves and pastel upholstery go together like purity bears and pizza.
Neither here nor there, but a crab from Boston would be into that sort of thing.
What kind of dog comes shaped like that?
(Hat tip to reader Nick Benko!)
After Eights are more than “mildly okay,” douchebag.
Those pillows aren’t so bad, though.
Unsurprising; ducks hate waiting ’til marriage.
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.
