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Declassified: Candy and Other Magnificent Things
In this week's Declassified, we look at those who are looking for love.
Has the recession been especially hard on hot-and-tatted members of society? Have there been studies on this?
Luring women with candy? Was this gal only at the Everything to do with Sex Show because the floor was big enough that she could be sure she wasn’t defying the court order that forbids her from being within 100 metres of a school?
Do old ladies with dusty houses know about/use the internet? Or do a majority of them think email is something that happens with pneumatic tubes?
Just let it out. Let it all out.
What if the wrong magnificent-assed girl emails him back! He’ll be so disappointed.
Why are you leaving Canada? Did they revoke your visa because you’re insufferable?
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.
