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TIFF 2011: Cut it. Print it. That’s a Wrap.

"Hi, I'm Joel Schumacher. And I'm as surprised as you that I'm appearing at what's supposed to be a legitimate film festival."

“Hi, I’m Joel Schumacher. And I’m as surprised as you that I’m appearing at what’s supposed to be a legitimate film festival.”

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: Sundance gets Banksy. We get Mr. Brainwash. That’s TIFF.

: Can’t wait for the Being Erica where she time travels back to TIFF and pulls a sunnier face. That’s what that show’s about, right? Time travel?

: Mark our words, in a decade Phillip Seymour Hoffman will be so popular that teens will pin up photos of him in their lockers.

: Kardinal’s still got that northern touch bicka-bicka-bicka-baaaay-beeee!

: Looking not contemptible at all, Ghomeshi.

: Go to bed already, guy.

: Wim Wenders. It’s just fun to say.

: Bono, Davis Guggenheim, and The Edge, posing as if they were a trio of stooge-like figures.

: Who are these people?

: Did anyone ever figure out who, exactly, Salt is?

: Admit it. You like him. It’s impossible not to like him.

: Evan Rachel Wood is really good at looking severe.

: The remaining half of Jonah Hill.

: You’ll never be a real hero, or a real human being, with that wiseacre smirk, Gosling.

: “Ha! Ha! Ha! We are handsome men and best friends!!!”

: David Cronenberg’s face has more character than his latest film! Hiyo!

: Keira Knightley and Viggo Mortensen mug on the red carpet.

: Hey Luke Kirby! Who are you?

: That Sarah Polley’s always up to no good.

: Between an okay movie and a terrible one Seth Rogen managed just under 50/50 at TIFF 2011.

: Save it, Silverman!

: Emily Blunt, getting into the spirit of things. Or something.

: Michael Fassbender manages to keep it in his pants as he struts down the red carpet for Shame.

: Avert your eyes, children! She may assume other forms!

: Hey look, it’s local drag sensation Donna Rama, all dolled up like the Material Girl!

: All hail our once relevant pop queen!

: Geoffrey Rush has been slumming around town since The King’s Speech premiered last year.

: We could make some Weisz-ass comment, but…oh.

: Roger Ebert was back in town for TIFF 2011, even taking time to sign copies of his new autobiography.

: Attention: cute kids are cute!

: Damn you people! Go back to your shanties!

: Neil Young is like a movie. Except he’s a man.

: “Hi, I’m Joel Schumacher. And I’m as surprised as you that I’m appearing at what’s supposed to be a legitimate film festival.”

: Look! We made a baby!

: Sure, Maggie Gyllenhaal is pretty. She’s just not as pretty as her brother.

: The ever-expressive Nic Cage.

: “Oh! I’m James Gandolfini! I’m scowlin’ over ‘ere!”

: “We’re in The Day! Yay!”

: Don’t worry. It’ll all be over soon and you’ll be back to people not knowing who you are Dominic… whatever-your-last-name-is-again.