By Steve Kupferman

On Sunday morning, Hamilton police stopped a motorcyclist. Allegedly, the man, whose name hasn’t been released, was speeding. Definitely, he wasn’t wearing any pants. “We often get naked people running down the streets but I can’t recall driving on a motorcycle with no pants,” said Hamilton Police sergeant Barry Mungar to the Post. The man injured his legs while attempting to flee—an occupational hazard in any pantsless motor-sport—and was charged with, among other things, failure to wear a helmet.