By David Topping

Streeter collects only the finest overheard conversations. Hear something? Send it to streeter@torontoist.com.
Overheard in April by reader Glenn Townley at a Danforth pub. Two middle-aged men sit beside one another at the bar, one with a small pile of books beside him.
Man #1, motioning towards the books: What’s this?
Man #2: I’m studying for my daughter’s third-year English exam.