By Suzannah Showler

Streeter collects only the finest overheard conversations. Hear something? Send it to streeter@torontoist.com.
Overheard two Saturdays ago on Christie Street around noon by Torontoist reader Madeleine Cohen. Two men exiting a house.
Man #1: Where’d my car go?
Man #2: Maybe your wife took it somewhere.
Man #1: My wife can’t drive. She only has one arm.