To Serve Man Ellen Page

If you ever wanted to hear Har Mar Superstar try to pronounce "Degrassi Junior High," or listen to a techno remix of "O Canada," or reinforce your pre-existing feelings for Ellen Page, here's your chance: in the Crappy Holidays team video above, Justin Long, Har Mar Superstar, and Kathryn Aagesen (don't worry, we had to Google her too) prepare a Canadian Thanksgiving feast for—or is it with?—Ellen Page. And her eggo is preggo...with comedy!

Thanks Videogum.