An Officer and a Gentleman

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Photo by Michael Takasaki.

Only four sleeps left 'til Halloween! Have you decided what you're going to be yet? Zombie Michael Jackson? Balloon Boy? Racist? What about Hitler?

Oh, sure, there's a distinct touchiness about specifically impersonating the man behind the Holocaust. That's why we're thankful to Value Village for selling that there "German Officer Moustache"—a thick, black toothbrush moustache that, if anyone asks when you combine it with a brown jacket, slicked-back black hair, and red and white arm band, could belong to any German officer, not you-know-who. Only $1.99!

Thanks to reader and St. Clair Station door documenter Michael Takasaki for the tip.

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I'm going to be Richard Herring this year - the moustache is perfect!

I'd say the this one slots into the racist category.

That's such a reverse racist thing to say, Patrick Metzger.

Maybe I was planning on dressing up as the fat, jolly Megabus spokesmodel?

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