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Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal Suits Up

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Photo courtesy of Shannon Larratt.


Zombies, beware! Shannon Larratt doesn’t take kindly to the roaming undead in these here parts. After seeing a similar paint job on the internet, Larratt, a long time zombie aficionado, decided to send Toronto’s zombies a message. “I was inspired by a girl in Pittsburgh that did up her car in a similar fashion,” Larratt told Torontoist. “As soon as I saw her car, I knew I’d eventually do it—even though it took me a few months to get around to it.”
Although Larratt’s stencil has generated interest online, he hasn’t received very much attention from people on the street. “I’m pretty used to people pointing at me and this paint job hasn’t been enough to cross the threshold where I really notice it. All in all, I really did it to amuse myself and my daughter, who is six, not for anyone else.” But Larratt hopes that other people will find the stencil amusing as well. “Cops have hassled me a lot in the truck, mostly because they seem to dislike jacked up trucks in general. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that humor will lighten future encounters with them.”
Unfortunately, if the dead ever do rise up and start to run amok, we probably can’t count on Larratt to save us. “I’m afraid that I’m of the ‘he who runs away lives to fight another day’ mindset on that one,” joked Larratt. “If there’s a zombie breakout, I’m not staying in the city. The risk is exponentially higher in the city because of the population, both from zombies and from humans, and if the zombies are of the slow moving sort, there are a lot more places where you can be cornered in the city than in the country, where they can be easily outrun. I’ll be filling the truck with supplies, food, gasoline, ammunition, and heading somewhere safe.”

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  • http://undefined Gauldar

    But, but, but…. She’s the only one that can save us! False advertising!

  • http://undefined Ben

    Leaving the city is a horrible idea. Where’s your civic pride?
    The proper thing to do is:
    1. Be prepared by not living on the ground floor. Have at least 3 days worth of canned food in your pantry at all times. Note that this also helps for Jurassic Park style catastrophes.
    2. When the inevitable apocalypse breaks out, spend at least one hour per day killing zombies. Hiding in your apartment waiting for the problem to solve itself is not behaviour befitting a good citizen.

  • http://www.guesswork.ca Patrick Metzger

    Zombie control should be declared an essential service like police and vampire slayers.

  • http://theintrepid.blogspot.com/ Stephen Michalowicz

    Shannon is a he.

  • rek

    Don’t forget to fill your bathtub and any containers you can with water. Service could go out at any moment following a zombie uprising, particularly if you’re in a high-rise, and you’ll need to drink.
    I’d avoid going outside for at least a week, let the fleeing survivors draw the zombies out after them.

  • http://undefined wesshepherd

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who believes in the impending World War Z. For training purposes, try reading “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.”

  • http://undefined TOgal

    Okay… not to get TOO serious on the whole apocalypse/zombie thing… but just the other day I was thinking about when/if the world goes to shit and there is madness and mayhem, all these people who take prescription drug for various issues are not going to be able to get what they need, right? (After the inevitable looting of the drugstores…) So, there are our zombies! The poor folks who get by with various painkillers, anti-psychotics, anti-depressants, anti-anxiety drugs… what happens when they are suddenly cut off from their medication. Shit happens. That’s what. So, better wean yourselves off that stuff now… just sayin’…

  • http://undefined Gauldar

    False Advertising!