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Eye Has To Praise You Like Eye Should

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Photo by David Topping/Torontoist.


Eye is completely, almost annoyingly, obsessed with charts, diagrams, and other math-based minutiae. It’s like their thing now! (Well, that, and articles written by Kate Carraway about her personal life.) But that doesn’t mean we weren’t delighted to open up the paper this morning and see, on the very tip-top of page five, beside their masthead and above their letters, that they’d devised formulas for determining “which websites are essential feeds and which ones are only recycling what you’ve already read on Yahoo News.” It appears that, in Eye‘s eyes, we are the former! We’re “Gawker – Fark – (US Weekly/Stillepost)”; “all the insidery snark that fits.” And here we are, writing about it in an insidery and snarky fashion!
Other publications were not so lucky: Toronto Life is “New York MagazineNew York Magazine,” and the Huffington Post (what’s that doing there?) is “Drudge Report + Hipster Runoff.” Maclean’s, meanwhile, was hailed(?) as “(Daily Beast + Rabble) x National Post.”
Because we are snarky and insidery, we tried to think of a formula to fit Eye, but we’re befuddled. (Toronto Life + Spacing? Some random personal blog + NOWThe Daily Worker? Some publication that really likes charts + the Toronto Star?) So we’re putting it to you, dear readers, to aid us in our quest: tell us what formula fits Eye in the comments.

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  • http://undefined davedave

    Hackneyed little math equations to define things – clever + stealing an old, old, old idea = Eye Math 2.0
    Zero creativity + Obliviousness to the world outside = Anything called 2.0

  • http://undefined Andrew

    People who have strong opinions about what kind of streetcar was awesome 60 years ago + condescension – any trace of a sense of humor = Spacing.

  • http://undefined davedave

    http://www.morenewmath.com is the latest rehash of this tired, tired idea.

  • http://undefined Gauldar

    Like the headline. Now I have to listen to some Fatboy Slim when I get off work!

  • http://undefined rek

    BlogTO – NOW = Eye Weekly

  • http://www.bitpicture.com Marc Lostracco

    Current Eye – old eye weekly = shadow of a former self
    To elaborate,
    Current Eye ≠ Burrill + Lypchuk + Lind x Gemma (CJ O’Connor / tattoos) + LaBruce

  • http://www.blog.canoe.ca/canoedossier David Newland

    Guys, I’m a fan of Torontoist, but are you sure you should be bragging?
    Let’s walk through the “math” here:
    Huffpo is the result of an addition operation. Positive.
    Macleans, addition and then multiplication. Very positive.
    Toronto Life, as near as I can figure, amounts to ZERO, by EYE’s math, since any quantity minus itself is null. This shows at the very least that winding up in the right column of the equation is not necessarily a good thing; it’s a far cry from a recommendation.
    What’s left when you subtract Fark from Gawker and further subtract the result of dividing US Weekly by Stillepost? Plainly, they’re not suggesting the attributes of any of those entities belong to Torontoist in substantial quantities.
    In short, it looks to me like you’ve been dissed, albeit subtly and possibly accidentally. I wouldn’t worry about it, considering the source, but I wouldn’t brag about it either.

  • http://www.torontoist.com David Topping

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    David Newland + Math = Facepalm

  • http://undefined spacejack

    I think Eye has always done these sorts of charts. And I can still remember seeing the first issue. It was a fairly popular “thing” back then; I recall SPIN used to do a lot of goofy charts too.

  • http://www.nobodysbusiness.ca Johnnie Walker

    I’m not saying they never did a chart before, but this new style of “cram every margin or page we don’t have enough actual content to fill with vaguely humorous and/or ironic pie graphs and flow charts” is definitely something that crept in after one of the more recent re-designs.

  • http://undefined davedave

    (eye + now)

  • http://www.blog.canoe.ca/canoedossier David Newland

    I just learned a new word there. Thanks David. Now I’ll have to spend the rest of my afternoon exhausting the facepalm meme.
    But what’s it called when you link a comment to itself?
    Something to do with Klein bottles maybe?

  • http://undefined davedave

    (eye+Now)

  • http://undefined davedave

    Never mind.

  • http://www.publicspace.ca Jonathan Goldsbie

    I always think that’s Patrick Stewart.

  • http://undefined spacejack

    Personally, I missed them.

  • http://undefined torontothegreat

    NOW – ((TorontoLife / (BlogTO + Spacing)) * (Huffington Post – Macleans) + EYE Weekly)

  • http://undefined rek

    It is. Do a Google Image Search on “facepalm” and half the returns will be Capt. Picard facepalming.

  • http://undefined rek

    (((√NOW – Gawker) + Spacing)^2) / 5 = EYE

  • http://undefined robducey

    Metro x Richard Florida + NOW – Naomi/Alice Klein = EYE

  • http://undefined torontothegreat

    Sorry I should have encapsulated my math’matics like this:
    Torontoist = (NOW – ((TorontoLife / (BlogTO + Spacing)) * (Huffington Post – Macleans) + EYE Weekly))

  • http://www.flickriver.com/photos/doitintheroad/ dcooper

    Kudos for calling out the recent proliferation of overly personal and/or generally bratty and/or completely insignificant Kate Carraway “articles” in Eye lately. What a shame.

  • http://undefined fantasygoat

    It was definitely more interesting prior to the redesign. Now it seems to be the Carraway Times.
    I do understand that blogs like Torontoist have seriously undercut their useful content, but reading about Kate’s needs in a man hardly seems… interesting.

  • http://undefined SpupEh

    eye weekly’s recent tilt towards graphics and piecharts keep making me think of USA Today’s notorious “news mcnuggets”