By David Topping

Explicitly because the show’s “American network wanted a little bit more American landscape,” but probably because they are all so very jealous of former cast member Shenae Grimes, who is now a big deal on 90210, Degrassi: The Next Generation is going to Hollywood! For a two-hour movie! Called Degrassi Goes Hollywood! On American TV! According to its new trailer, “Manny wants to be an actress, Page wants to be a star, and Ellie—she just wants to get the guy.” Haha! We will never tire of female archetypes. Perez Hilton is in it, which is all the confirmation we need that the movie will be horrible, but we will love it anyway.