If You Don't Have Something Nice to Say...

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When the Americans came to town for the World Baseball Classic earlier this month, a drawn-out schedule gave them the time to really experience Toronto. Given our climate, Toronto may not appear to be the most vibrant city in the beginning of March, but there still is plenty to do. Apparently, not everyone feels the same way; when asked about his Classic experience, Chipper Jones, the long-time Atlanta Braves third baseman, had this to say: “We stayed in Toronto for a week and played three games. I don’t know if you ever stayed in Toronto, but it’s not exactly Las Vegas. To say that we were plucking our eyebrows out one at a time would be an understatement.”

Really? As MyHogtown points out, Jones might have been salty because his time in Toronto consisted of no hits and six strikeouts in three games. Whatever the cause, Chris Bosh doesn’t like it. Speaking facetiously at the Raptors practice yesterday, Bosh said, "Me and Chipper should have hung out," adding, "He should have called me. I'd have shown him a good time."

But the best defence of our city came from someone who doesn’t even live here. Michael Wilbon, the co-host of the venerable Pardon the Interruption on ESPN, addressed the entire American squad in a rant on Tuesday evening, asking: "What is it with you whining Americans that you can't enjoy a great international event like everybody else in the world?" (Wilbon is an American himself.) He then took aim at Jones: "If you don't know enough to get out of your circumstance to walk the streets of Toronto, a wonderful city that I would rather be in for a long time than Vegas or Atlanta where he lives....please." Our sentiments exactly.

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The National Pest's idea that CB4 would be a Tourism Toronto rep is actually a pretty good one - he is very comfortable in front of a camera (see his latest venture as weatherman)

Isn't Toronto beyond the point where it gets up in arms when someone poops on the city? Jeez you'd think we'd be used to it by now. Part of the fun of living in Toronto is knowing how much everyone else hates us or feels we're irrelevant or boring or crime ridden or money hungry and having the confidence to laugh it off. But like the zeelebrity Rufus Wainwright, the city media has succeeded in giving an otherwise unremarkable person a lot of undeserved press and more fodder for the hatahs.

And for the record I can think of a hundred places I'd rather be in March than anywhere in Canada.

I'd hope our days of lying down and just taking the Rest of Canada's shit are nearing an end.

The very fact that he prefaces that his idea of a great city is "Las Vegas" should indicate what level of douche ol' Chipper is on. Sorry Chip. It's a shame that our small town of Toronto isn't as fun as diverse Atlanta or cosmopolitan DeLand, Florida.

This coming from a guy who thinks hitting a ball with a stick = good times...

sure it is.

If I want to watch sports I'll watch hockey, basketball or MMA.

If I want to cure insomnia I'll throw on a baseball game.

I agree. Watching baseball is like watching paint dry. But playing it? Call Kevin Costner to build that fucking field because I'm game.

EsplanadeGuy = token baseball hater

there's one on every baseball-related post.
like who the fuck ever asked you to watch baseball?

Um no, actually I've never commented on a baseball post.

Get your facts straight moron.

i never said you've commented on a baseball post before, so i really don't know where you got that from.
i said that there's a token baseball hater in every baseball-related post, not that it was you. i said there's one.

get your facts straight, douchehat.

Oh noes!!!!!!11ones

Did I insult your favourite sport? I would have said the same thing if it was a golf or soccer.

Get over it.

no, because you can't insult baseball. baseball doesn't have feelings, silly.

I just want to call Kevin Coster circa 1986.

Bad news gang, just got off the phone with Kevin and he's busy this weekend and next weekend. So, there goes THAT idea.

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