The Making of a Medley
Newsstand: November 23, 2009
Transit City and Transit Cities
The Daily Photoist: November 23, 2009
Watch out, Hot Chicks, there's a new Douchebag [sic] in town. According to L.A.'s aptly named Hot Chicks with Douchebags, Toronto's unsung d-bag, "Toronto Poo Jay," has finally made a name for himself.
... Or has he? According to "Anonymous," Toronto Poo Jay may not, in fact, call Toronto "home": "[T]here are no [C]anadian douchebags," he writes; "That guy must be a tourist." Seconding Anonymous's suspicion, Troy the Tempest claims that TPJ's name is actually "Nick." And the Hot Chick's name is Janet. And—wait for it—that they both live in Livonia, Michigan ("... te [sic] state shaped like a mitt").
Truth be told, we don't really care if TPJ's from Toronto or not; we're going to fete Toronto's grand d-bag debut all the same. Should we create a cake in our resident douchebag's likeness? Should we send a fruit basket to a certain suburb that's "a little north, a little nicer" for (conceivably) lending us TPJ for the day? Or should we simply let Dimitri and Pavel know that Toronto's unholy trinity of pick-up artists is now, quite possibly, complete—and let them foot the bill for the party?
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Seriously? Have you seen meetmeinto.com?
No Toronto Douchebags? Haven't they ever heard of Richmond St.?
I've seen these d-bags in full force on Church St. as well.
yeah, seriously.
not sure how this qualifies as news, and there are definitely d-bags in toronto.
i don't know, maybe you could ignore this crap because it's fucking inane?
pfft... ...whatever
i actually applaud toronto(ist) on this one for spotting up and coming trends
1. that not a shocker, it's a 69ed 'ROCKER'
2. the look is 'Russian Mob' or RMob (chinstrap, pleated pants, women's sunglasses)
3. Russian Mob-ster > Hipster
4. Eastern Block > West Queen West
Check out "Sheena, Leopard Hott of the Jungle" posted Mon Feb 2 at 11:46am. The girl looks an awful lot like the one in the Toronto douche picture. This fact has been noted extensively in the comments to the picture.
Either this girl loves the douches, or these photos are set up, giving us hope that douchebags have not yet migrated North. Perhaps the climate is too inhospitable for douchebags.