By Roxanne Bielskis

Great news! Party Mamas is looking for a fresh crop of mamas to throw parties! If you haven’t seen it before, Party Mamas is a “reality” series on Slice that features rrrrich women losing their minds to throw the perfect event for a loved one. If you’re not sure whether being on the show is for you, just answer this little quiz: A) Would your day need to be longer than twenty-four hours to fit in any more “me” time?; B) Do you have a burning desire to show an audience just how little respect you have for yourself or others?; and C) Would you welcome the opportunity to turn moderate television viewers into hard-line Marxists by giving them a glimpse of your value system? If you answered “yes” to any of the above, send your contact information, a photo of you and your family, and a brief description of your party (including the date) to Partymamas3@gmail.com! (You really have to wonder who took the partymama1 and 2 addresses first…)