By Jonathan Goldsbie

Did you vote in the last election? You sure? Really? Positive? Are you absolutely, 100 per cent certain? Fine. We don’t believe you.
You see, you actually didn’t vote in the October election. It was all in your head. You visited Rekall and had a false memory implanted. Why would you do that? We dunno, your kinks are your business.
Try to remember. Think harder. Go back. This morning did you unexpectedly wake up to find Stéphane Dion in your shower, still the leader of the Liberal Party? Maybe the election never happened at all.
Or maybe it happened, and you’ve excised the recollection. Please click next to continue once you’ve finished plumbing the depths of your unconscious…

Thank you for participating in the Angus Reid Forum‘s Monthly Mosaic for January, where “90% of you are either certain or very likely to cast your ballot” in an upcoming election, imaginary or otherwise.