| UPDATE: DECEMBER 10, 2008
"I Get On (The TTC)" was deleted from and reuploaded to YouTube on Monday night. The updated video and reason for the change is here; see the comments section below for more information. |
The title of unofficial TTC anthem has gone uncontested for far too long. Sure, "Spadina Bus" was pretty great, but that was, like, the '80s, and the route that the Shuffle Demons canonized has long been replaced by Spadina streetcars. No, the TTC needs a new anthem, one that's a little more new, a little more Zeitgeist-y—one that is frustratingly catchy and that combines civic pride, ambivalence, Soulja Boy's flow, ominous background music, auto-tuning, and fleeting homophobia.
Enter Scarborough rapper Syrus and Centennial College Broadcasting grad Randal Paul, co-stars of "I Get On (The TTC)," just uploaded to YouTube (and caught there by Torontoist reader Andrew Debond). Set variously at a 43 Kennedy bus stop, on the subway, and on a quiet street in Scarborough, the video features Syrus rapping about "hat[ing] people on the bus that feel the need to flatulate" and people on the subway who invade his personal space by letting their legs touch his (he will have you know he's "super-straight," "fag"). The less self-serious Paul steps in to explain that he is "vex[ed]" by the "twenty-five minute wait until the bus comes next," and prays to "Jesus, please, to bring down the bus fees." But it's not all bad for the pair: taking public transit is better than biking, the blue night bus gets them "home alright," they seem to really like riding the accessible elevators, and, as Syrus notes, "passengers don't need cars; TTC is how they drive." The words of the prophets...
"I Get On (The TTC)"'s lyrics, courtesy of Paul, are after the fold; the video is above.
"I Get On (The TTC)"—Syrus ft. Randal
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
Verse 1: Syrus [Randal]
When they see me on the subway they say "Syrus prolly broke as shit"
Taking public transportation never in a dealership
Me I'm on that train shit that's right I'm in the last car
Tryna catch some zzs. You know Kipling Station's really far
[Hey are you going far?]
Yeah man I'm going far!
I need some assurity I hold on for security
Yo that's not a napkin I use that map to navigate
If I make a wrong turn getting home then I'll be super late
Move your leg over dogg stop touchin mine I'm super straight
It's obvious you're checkin out her boobs you're being super bait
I hate people on the bus that feel the need to flatulate
The TTC can be a drag other times it's super great....
[Chorus x2]
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
Get onn (eastside)
Get onn (southside)
Get onn (westside)
Get onn (woooord)
Verse 2: Syrus
Yeah I keep that M-pass so call my bike a rust tub
March April June May I need to join the bus club
Fall asleep wake up at my stop and give a high five
Passengers don't need cars TTC is how they drive
Inside's blood red outside's silverish
Pocket full of celery when I get of at Bellamy
Don't know why you're laughing dude I ain't tryna tell a joke
Had to make a video this the realest shit I ever wrote
People always asking me if I got spare change on me
Don't get caught without some comin' from where I from
Gas price remedy take the 43 Kennedy
So broke so poor catch the 97 Bloor
[Chorus x2]
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
Get onn (eastside)
Get onn (southside)
Get onn (westside)
Get onn (woooord)
Verse 3: Randal [Syrus]
I get onn…
I get onnnnnnn…
I get onnnnnnnnnn...
I get on the TTC…
I get on the…
I get on the TTC…
I get on the...
Onnnnnnn...
Can I have a transfer please?
See the bus schedule and it just makes me vexed
A 25-minute wait until the bus comes next
I don’t think these TTC dudes know bout stress
They make me chase down the bus until I’m outta breath
I paid the fare for my dame but that don’t mean shit
I see that man with a cane I wont let him sit
I pray to Jesus, please, bring down the bus fees,
Cuz I need just at least a loonie for some cheese
Onnn…
I don’t get on the GO
I get on the transportation used in T-Dot O
I know Joe, he was just joking, he kept pulling the rope
I’m like damn we ain’t kids, that shit ain’t funny no more
I got to pee big homie, drive to VP for me
You can ask big homie man they drive so slowly
I ain't lyin... [He ain't lyin']
So slowly I aint lyinnn... [What the fuck?]
Let me take the blue night (take the blue night)
And I’ll get home alright (home alright)
I wont ride my bike (ride my bike)
Cuz mornin', noon, and every night I get oooonnnnn
[Chorus x2]
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
I get on the TTC, on, on the TTC
Get onn (eastside)
Get onn (southside)
Get onn (westside)
Get onn (woooord)

Newsstand: November 19, 2009
"Super straight (fag)"?
Well that's just bloody brilliant! Can we get some anti semitic or misogynistic music videos on the site now?
It's funny how the word 'fag' was dropped in their by the writer of this article not the writer of the lyrics.
In fact, the word 'fag' doesn't appear once in the lyrics.
Once again, Torontoist looking too deep into everything. Right up there with calling the city racists for shutting down a rat infested restaurant.
*dropped in there...*
Nope, torontothegreat, it's in there. Fast-forward 0:57 to 1:01.
@torontothegreat: The word "fag" is absolutely in the video, 1:00 in. The lyrics aren't complete—they omit some of the fleeting back/forth comments between the two guys, like when Syrus says "People always asking me if I got spare change on me / Don't get caught without some comin' from where I from" and Paul says "Scarborough!"
It's there, it's said and it's derogatory, however the lyrics are replicated on Torontoist. My point is that this crap shouldn't get any attention.
It's a great song otherwise. Since the whole song is tongue-in-cheek, perhaps it's a riff on the hyper-masculinity of the rap/hip hop scene. Or am I reading too much into it?
It's not clever or blatant enough to be a slam on the homophobia/hypermasculinity of hip-hop music. Not to date myself, but a great example of riffing on that would be Black Sheep's "U Mean I'm Not."
In related news, straight guys who think they're universally attractive to gay guys usually aren't and should stop flattering themselves. And "super straight" guys who feel the need to overcompensate by continually insisting on it have other deep-seated esteem issues.
Marc:
"Super straight" sounds ridiculous enough a term that it could be satirical, but "super" could have just been used to lengthen the meter and since the term "fag" is so subtle, I have to agree with you. I've only watched the video once and didn't catch the use of "fag".
My comment was meant to be a little tongue-in-cheek itself.
don't take it too seriously, folks, i don't he was insulting gay people at all, he just wants to have his space, stop smelling other people's farts and eat his celery at Bellamy...
errr....*yeah, forgot the word "think" in there.
Hello readers, I'm Syrus. I would first like to apologize to anybody who is offended by this song. I am not homophobic, I didn't expect the song to draw this much attention. It was not meant to be a new 'Anthem' in any way. I am simply a Humber student with alot of time on my hands as I make the hour and a half trip from Kennedy to Kipling. This boring ride leaves me with alot of time to think, observe, and rewrite lyrics to the 'Young Jeezy ft. Kanye West- Put On' song. It has a catchy beat and I was slouched in my seat on the train, listening to the song when the first line came to me. from there I just began writing about real stuff. I called my friend and asked him if he wanted to write some lyrics for Kanye West's part in the song. I made this song and video out of sheer boredom, expecting my friends be the only listeners.
DEADROBOT- I was hoping these weren't necessarily MY thoughts, but the thoughts of transit riders in general, and all my friends that do take the ttc could listen and say "ha, that's so true" . Although I don't get angry when someone's leg is touching mine I know for a fact that some people do. Nothing personal, didn't mean to offend.
MARK OSTLER- I agree, it is a great song otherwise. Yes I do think 'the hyper-masculinity of the rap/hip hop scene' was portrayed here, although inadvertently. I was just bored. Thanks for the compliment.
TTC RIDERS PUT YOUR METROPASSES/TOKENS/TICKETS IN THE AIR AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
S.
Good song, keep writing about your world and experiences.
(Here are the video and lyrics for Young Jeezy and Kanye West's "I Put On," for the sake of comparison.)
LOOMER 011 is very correct. and MARK is right about trying to lengthen the bar. If you listen to the original you can see that I was jsut trying to rhyme words with 'super eight' and 'super plate'.
Also just to clarify, the word 'fag' was never written in my original lyrics. That was an ad-lib when we were in the studio.
Much appreciated SVEND. and DAVID, good on you brother I never though to link the original
S.
Great song & video, guys.
aaahahaha! way better than I thought it'd be. Good job guys!
I very much enjoyed this. A lot. Big ups.
I stand corrected. Weird how I missed it the first time.
Meh, it's hip hop, you expect it.
Genius.
That was awesome. I can't believe you managed to Auto-Tune yourselves. I LOL'd!
Regarding the "f-word," well, hunting down every homophobic reference in hip-hop is pretty much a full-time job. Not that I think it's a truly homophobic statement, as the narrator is employing a generic taunt to riders who fail to respect one's personal space, not necessarily genuinely same-sex oriented individuals.
Worrrrrrd.
just for the record this is all a joke... it's written to the beat "I Put On..." by young jeezy... all the rhyme structures and a bunch of the line endings are straight from the song -- which is hard to do if you're writing on a whole new topic.
it's like primo Weird Al...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO2mgQ5IWbU
Great news, Skippy!
As long as I use "generic taunts" which aren't truly homophobic, racist, etc. and aren't directed at that particular group, they're fine.
Yay, f- and n-bombs for everyone!
What a I hear deadrobot is a fag.
What a — everyone else here too. I hear commenting on Torontist makes you a fag. Which, you know, is fine by me.
I imagine that this video would be viral, at least in the Toronto area :D !
Props to you, Syrus + Co. ^^b !
Hey Syrus,
Thanks for acknowledging my concern. I too dislike the inevitable touching on the subway, but it doesn't make me utter slurs, even in jest. While homophobia will not be wiped out in our generation, we gotta start somewhere, right?
The song is great and clever and funny, but that one instance turned me off.
Ironically, David T alerted me to your response by posting the one word response on my blog: "Fag". In jest, of course because I use to write about queer issues here on Torontoist. It's a double standard, I know, but I wonder how many laughs I'd get if I was doing a comedy sketch and mention the word "n**ger" without any African Canadians in it.
Edward, if posting on Torontoist makes you a fag, then what are you doing Sat night? I have a ball gag and assless chaps...
It kinda reminds me of when people say, "No, no, no! I didn't mean gay as in homosexual, I meant gay as in stupid!" It's still doesn't really justify it.
Other than the lapse in judgment of putting "fag" in there, I like the song quite a bit. And while most of us need some assurity so we hold on for security, there are also the freestanding inertia surfers who go flying into you when the train slows or starts or swings around a screechy corner.
Can you guys take the "fag" argument to Now Magazine and cry about it there?
You're making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Some of us who aren't homophobic in the slightest still thought it was a funny.
It's an expression that is common among young males in everyday life, art shouldn't be politically correct or part of whitewashing the world.
It's fine to capture or stage reality, if we deleted all offensive acts we'd never have a murder scene in a movie.
It's not that bad words should be banned from "art"; it's that people who use them—especially unironically—deserve to be called on it. I'm not a fan of banning offensive language at all, but using it is a judgment call, and there are risks to the user in its interpretation, most significantly when you are not part of the demographic being slurred.
I mentioned above that David T left a note on my blog saying "Fag". He's confirmed that it wasn't him and we're comparing IP numbers. Nice touch using David's name.
Given what I hear everyday, I really didn't find this song very offensive. Actually, I thought it was pretty awesome. But people:
a) please do not derail a conversation of homophobia by telling everyone to "lighten up"; we have no obligation whatsoever to conform to your comedic sensibilities, and I think many of us know that in the great scope of things, using "fag" in a song is a minor infraction. That doesn't mean we shouldn't speak up about it. There's no reason to demand that we lighten-up-or-shut-up unless our anger at something you find acceptable makes you feel...a wee bit defensive.
b) please do not invoke a strawman argument like "If we deleted all the offensive things from art..." which was never made or implied, and which misrepresents the bent of the actual discussion. Within various legal limits, artists can express whatever the hell they want. They're allowed to. Just as we are allowed to problematize or critique them for it.
Oh, another thing..."super straight" isn't there to lengthen the meter or to be subversive or even to be offensive or whatever. It's there because it's in the original lyrics...
montauk,
I'll derail whatever I want, I'll tell you to lighten up, and I'll tell you to STFU.
If you don't want to listen to me fine, your choice, but I can guarantee you you're not going to pull your moral police/e-bully routine with me.
These artists did a good job, came and explained themselves, and you feel the need to turn this into something bigger than it was. You must be real fun at parties.
And if anyone is a "wee bit defensive" it's you.
Wow.
Exactly.
@ Marc Lostracco:
Hah, those surfers only fly into other people if they are inexperienced at the art of subway surfing. ;)
Whenever I ride the subway I don't hold onto any poles (for hygiene reasons, mainly) but I rarely, if ever, lose my balance. You just gotta know when to brace yourself for a turn or a stop. =)
I think a key to subway surfing is knowing when to pivot. When the train is moving at a steady speed, you should stand parallel to the emergency exit doors at the ends of the train car. But if the train is slowing down or speeding up, you should stand with your body parallel to the regular doors. It's easier to balance that way. Of course during rush hour it's impossible to pivot, but it's also impossible to fall. Win/win?
DEADROBOT, you're correct. I had my friend take the word out. So Randal is going to re-edit the video as soon as he gets home and hopefully you can go back to enjoying the song.
As for a sketch with 'nigger' in it, but no black guy. *sigh*, we could debate that issue for ages. But the fact is, I wouldn't care, as long as it was funny. That word is constantly tossed around and to me it's so overused that it's lost it's potency. Once again I'm sorry that the video was offputting to you because of the ad-lib. here's the new 1. I hope you have no problem putting it on your mp3 player and jamming to it on your commute.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/52348584d71af67b/
Syrus: That shows an incredible amount of class and respect. I'm an instant fan.
Syrus, you are awesome.
Syrus, that's fucking dope you edited it. Big up.
I'm sure radio dj's appreciate it - I've watched Grouch and Dalia manually edit out bad words using the crossfade and that shit ain't easy.
The guys have uploaded an updated video, sans "fag."
Everyone should check out this similar video series called "Paul in Transit" about guys obsessed with the Toronto subway:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tIBZrbfw-sk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKceMb2w3KM