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A.J. Burnett Sells His Soul

A.J. Burnett, last seen pitching for your Toronto Blue Jays, is now a New York Yankee. He and the team reached a preliminary agreement on a five-year, $82.5 million contract yesterday; in doing so, Burnett became Public Enemy #1 to Toronto baseball fans for the foreseeable future.
It’s not that we didn’t know he was leaving: Burnett’s contract with Toronto allowed him to opt out after three years, so when he put up career numbers in 2008 it was a foregone conclusion he’d leave in the off-season. It’s his destination that’s upsetting. Had Burnett gone to, say, the Atlanta Braves (as he very nearly did), it wouldn’t have bothered us nearly as much. Instead, he’s going to the Yankees, a team whose roster of all-stars crystallizes the disparity between baseball’s “haves” and “have-nots” and which, incidentally, is one of the Blue Jays’ division rivals. As if to emphasize the gap between the two teams, while the Yankees were negotiating with Burnett, the Blue Jays were signing Matt Clement to a minor year deal. (Speaking of “minor,” it’ll be a minor miracle if Clement ever pitches for Toronto.) Burnett couldn’t have stuck it to the Blue Jays (and, by extension, their fans) more if he’d tried.
We know baseball’s just a game; we know it doesn’t really matter in the greater scheme of things. And we know what Burnett did—i.e., sold himself to the highest bidder—was rational. But because being a sports fan and rational thinking don’t always go hand-in-hand, you’ll have to excuse us for wishing nothing but the worst for Burnett in New York. We hope he wilts under the spotlight; we hope he reverts to the kind of form that made him and his previous, miniscule contract (five years, fifty-five million dollars) a punch line throughout the sports media. Most of all, we can’t wait till mid-May when the Yankees are in town so we can show Burnett exactly how we feel about his decision.
Because here’s the thing: sports fans care about their team, for better or for worse. That’s something we don’t think A.J. Burnett ever did during his three years in Toronto. Good riddance to mediocre mischief.
Photo by frigante from the Torontoist Flickr Pool.





