
Australia! It's a big country, and to be terrifically unfair and dismissive we'll be honest and say until recently it hadn't given us very much. Off the top of our head, we thank it for inspiring an enjoyable episode of The Simpsons, a couple of 2000 AD stories (Oz and Song of the Surfer), and, uh…
That all changed recently, because we've been watching Summer Heights High on HBO. It's superb and makes us reassess our general blanket ban on everything Australian—for everything except the film that takes the country's name. Because Australia is directed by Baz Luhrmann, who (to us) feels like the cinematic equivalent of someone scraping their nails down a blackboard.
This is not the case for other critics, of course! NOW's Norm Wilner rather sweetly states that he "will follow Baz Luhrmann anywhere"—hopefully not over the side of a cliff, which is where we'd direct him—but that he "cannot accompany him to Australia." No wonder, it's, like, a really long flight. He explains, "Australia feels like a far emptier (and far noisier) place than it might otherwise have done." Noisy and empty…what on earth else would anyone expect, we could quip, if we were in the mood to continue to be unfair and dismissive (which, generally, we are).
Let us instead be positive, by noting that the Bloor Cinema continues its excellent work by screening a couple of interesting documentaries throughout the week: FLicKeR, concerning Brion Gysin's "Dreamachine"; and I Think We're Alone Now, which we reviewed when it played the Over The Top Film Fest and called "interesting as an exercise examining our own views on people with obsessions."
Also on release this week, Restless, The Killer (Le Tueur), A Christmas Tale (Un conte de Noël), and Transporter 3.
In festivals, the AluCine Toronto Latin Media Festival, Brazil Film Festival, and Eh! U European Film Festival finish up this weekend, with the Eh! U festival screening Hunger, one of the most celebrated films of this year's TIFF, at 8:30 p.m. tonight at the Royal Cinema.
And if you can't be bothered to leave the house (to go to, say, Cinematheque Ontario, which continues), Criterion have started an "online cinematheque" where you can watch a selection of films for $5 each (and then deduct that $5 from the cost of the DVD if you like the film enough). We'd be in hog heaven if we could make them stream to our Xbox 360 (especially if they expand the line-up a bit).

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Canada's bigger though.
"We're larger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia
And it's a continent"
And Moulin Rouge was great, I'll give Baz that... that's about it though.
and uh
Jim from Neighbours?
Toadfish from Neighbours?
Hehehe, the part where you said "The Bloor Cinema continues its excellent work..." put a big smile on my face!
"Australia! It's a big country, and to be terrifically unfair and dismissive we'll be honest and say until recently it hadn't given us very much."
... how about Mad Max... are you actually the one that deals with Film on this site?
.. and of course not to mention the fish out of water CLASSIC Crocodile Dundee ;)
"Australia! It's a big country, and to be terrifically unfair and dismissive we'll be honest and say until recently it hadn't given us very much."
... How about Mad Max..? Or the fish out of water CLASSIC COMEDY Crocodile Dundee;)
... i hope whoever wrote this isn't the person who usually deals with the subject of films on this site.
I was gonna say Crocodile Dundee as well, and what about Young Einstein? haha!
5 movies isn't a whole lot, and neither Mad Max or Dundee could be called 'recent'.
exactley... so saying "until recently it hadn't given us much"... is missing out that throughout the years there has been so gems here and there... pretty much the same as the Canadian Film Industry.
oh and to add to the list, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of The Desert
erm
Harold from neighbours?
Lots of great Aussie movies. 2 that I remember quite fondly:
"The Japanese Story"
"Walkabout"
And I also thought that fake silent movie from a year or so ago was great too (I cannot remember the name)
Walkabout freaked me out but it was good.
Saw Hunger - very strong, really striking work from a first time film maker.
metabaron: Dr. Plonk?
Rogue (2007) and Black Water (2008), two based-on-a-true-story-of-boaters-stranded-and-attacked-by-crocodile movies got a fair amount of attention on the movie blogs I follow.
Hello, Road Warrior anyone??
The Year My Voice Broke was also pretty great as I recall.
rek - I'd recommend Rogue over Black Water. But they're both okay actually.